[sacred-portal]

[call-boy]

im sorry but the nyt times israeli trained rape dogs story just has me thinking of evan rachel wood in Pretty Persuasion when her step mom is trying to talk to her at the dinner table and shes like "kathy do you fuck dogs? when you were fucking my dog he was going liek this row-row-rowwwwwwww" lmaoooo

[ferrethaver]

[call-boy]

also to try and replace this story with actual settler colonialism islamic beliefs is insane.... not only is it the only religion in the world with militant factions designed and orchestrated to kill jews and erase their history for many years now, but you cannot sit here and practice judaism without a belief in israel its just impossible bc its literally like one of your main beliefs in this religion....tik tok brain rot may try and spin that jesus was palestinian regardless of the fact that the last supper was a fucking passover seder, jews are liars and murderers the same way nazi germany tried to claim in recent years but like maybe do some research on the ottoman empire and the actual history of the land of israel and who actually pillaged and conquered it bc you'll probably be sad to hear that it wasn't jews or israelis who did that...

[call-boy]

im sorry but the whole anti-zionist passover seder makes like actually 0 sense especially since passover like already happened this year so not sure why this story is even relevant currently...but the entire story in the haggadah is based on the jews freedom from slavery in egypt, crossing the desert with bread on their backs cooking in the sun hence the creation of matzoh, then finding the land of israel and settling there lmao like there is no way to celebrate passover as an anti-zionist... you could say you are anti-zionist PARTY and what they have done in the past that maybe wasn't so great, but you cannot say you are anti-zionist as a jewish person celebrating passover bc at its core definition it means that you believe in the story of passover and how jewish people founded and settled in the land of israel many many many years ago.... that just makes no sense

[call-boy]

pick me up in your beat up jeep yeah the lil 2 seater that he got for cheap is the bar of the summer tbh

[call-boy]

envious of bitches who are invited to weddings as liek just a guest lmao i feel like every wedding bitches are like you're bridal party, you're family, etc and im like damn i just wanna like go to the reception tho

[call-boy]

lmaooo angela was like "you're the break up of the century for her, youre the one that got away" and i was like i hear the dawsons creek theme song everywhere i go now

[call-boy]

like when enemies wanna get fiesty im just liek hold up, let me remind you that ive been kind to you by only icing you out and removing you from my life... you wanna get fiesty then ill fucking destroy you bitch so leave me the fuck alone as you fucking should if you have a single survival instinct and know whats best for yourself

[call-boy]

I dead ass told work bestie to tell her pussy ass to email me like an adult and ex employer should if she wants to get in contact with me and if she keeps bugging her about me that I’ll report her ass to the better business bureau for ordering me to illegally copy a client list from our previous employer before she opened her new business

[call-boy]

ex boss telling work bestie messages to relay to me lmaoo i was like you can tell that overweight liar to suck my fucking dick and to grow some balls and speak to me herself if she expects me to relay any kind of message to her dumb ass

[achillesinhighheels]

[call-boy]

Yall wanna cry so hard about the racist gerrymandering law changes but at the same time want to forget how history has played out countless times after a society successfully manages to scapegoat Jewish people…… after we have historically used Jewish people as scapegoats for the worlds rage in the past what comes next is every other minority demographic getting shit on and honestly at this point I feel we deserve this as a society, if you wanna throw morals, history, human decency out the window and herald in terrorism, antisemitism, and worse then we deserve what’s coming for us. As a Jew my people have survived worse so I’m good the rest of yall not so sure but best of luck tbh

[call-boy]

the rise in BBL reduction procedures, we're healing as a society tbh

[call-boy]

like "smoke a blunt to the face just so i couldn't get over the things that i knew" on a bjork vibe goes ridiculously hard, no idea how she is so slept on tbh

[call-boy]

Kelsey Lu snappeddddddd on Better Than That... like holy fucking shit its so good, visual is peak as well

[theehorsepusssy]