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steven-rogers

Promotional Pictures of Magnus Bane in 1x12 “Malec”

meiselr

Sacred Twenty-Eight pureblood families + family mottos

light-in-the-cave

Abbott - Love conquers all.

Avery - He who conquers endures.

Black - Always pure.

Bulstrode - As gold is tempered by fire.

Burke - War is sweet for those who haven’t experienced it.

Carrow - Remember that you must die.

Crouch - Deeds, not words.

Fawley - Through difficulties to honors.

Flint - Out of nothing.

Gaunt - I am not led, I lead.

Greengrass - Through hardships to the stars.

Lestrange - Kill them all.

Longbottom - Humility kills pride.

MacMillan - Tomorrow is ours.

Malfoy - Purity will always conquer.

Nott - Mastery of mind.

Olivander - Fortune favors the bold.

Parkinson - Kill or be killed.

Prewett - Shadow passes, light remains.

Rosier - If I cannot move heaven, I will raise hell.

Rowle - Let them hate, so long as they fear.

Selwyn - The stars incline us, they do not bind us.

Shacklebolt - Either to conquer or to die.

Shafiq - Every man is the artist of his own fortune.

Slughorn - Knowledge itself is power.

Travers - Both now and forever.

Weasley - Overcome evil with good.

Yaxley - Hunger is a bad counselor.

tumblr won’t let me view my notifications because I haven’t made a post, liked or rebooted anything???

trekscribbles

This week, I read a fic that was around 20 years old, which had originally been posted on the author's personal website and which she added to AO3 a few years ago. She listed her email address with the fic, so after I finished reading, I sent her an email saying how much I enjoyed the story, how much I appreciated the work and effort she obviously put into it, and thanked her for uploading it to AO3. She responded the next day and thanked me for my message, then said she had a few more stories in the same series that she hadn't gotten around to uploading. I checked this morning--she added a 35,000 word novella and thanked me in the summary.

👏 comment 👏 on 👏 old 👏 fics 👏

youngerfrankenstein

Doofenshmirtz is kind of proof that you can, in fact, make one of the funniest characters out there by throwing shit at the wall.

He’s a supervillain, he’s amicably divorced, he was raised by ocelots, his evil ambitions only stretch as far as taking over the tri-state area, he’s in a romantically-coded/joked about rivalry with a sentient platypus, he’s a good dad, he once lost a fight with a potted plant, he was forced to be a lawn gnome. But most importantly, he never gives up.

youngerfrankenstein

Some additions from the notes (I love reading the notes on this):

And of course:

nonochuu

Is there anyone that I know is still here? It's been a long time since I was here… so...

callistamiralni

HELLO FRIEND!

allthingseurope

Delphi, Greece (by Victor)

dankxsinatra

Flooflers

seabeck

Sea waves and caves

flarescarlett

writing-prompt-s

You always got strange looks whenever you fed the neighborhood ravens. “I give them food, they give me company,” you’d say. One day, a raven excitedly comes up to you and whispers, “A neighbor plots against you, my lord.”

saltwaffle

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

jetru

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

domicileensnared

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

frostyemma

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

raimagnolia

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

janekfan

god those were lawless times.

the-apocryphal-one

shesnake

this is the representation nepo babies deserve

tiwaztyrsfist

I think it's important to know, there's an older picture of David signing stuff, with his father-in-law WHO WAS THE FIFTH DOCTOR, holding a very similar sign behind David's back. I don't have the pic, but you can probably find it if you look a bit.

dharmabeatdownblog

animatedamerican

so tonight I’m at synagogue, listening to the Purim Night reading of the Book of Esther, like you do

and near the end of this chapter my brain presents me with the following:

nooooo ooooone plots like Haman calls the shots like Haman plans a genocide by casting lots like Haman

(It only works with the Hebrew pronunciation of Haman, which, like Gaston, is accented on the second syllable.)

By the time we get home my brain has added:

for there’s none so well-favored and kingly yes, we all can be certain of that he’s so rich that his pockets are jingly and he looks really sharp in a three-cornered hat

*face in hands*

agitatedtortoise

Petition to sing this every year at Purim.

dialmformara

I shared this with my dad, and he added:

No one’s spruce as Haman, Nor abstruse as Haman; No one’s half as good tying a noose as Haman! He’ll use gallows in all of his decorating! No one else hangs as well as Haman!

animatedamerican

niiiiice

nehirose

i know several people who will definitely appreciate this.

littlepinkbeast

this is beautiful

littlepinkbeast

oh wait

When I was a lad I hatched four dozen plots Every morning, to raise myself high… And now that I’m grown I hatch five dozen plots So all those who oppose me shall die!