Call me Cat

[sexysilverstrider]

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

[medusasstory]

Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[wordfather]

(flirting) you're beautiful btw. im going to piss you off on purpose

[isolemnly-chastain-swear-deacti]

[dwgif]

DOCTOR WHO (2005―) "The Christmas Invasion" (2005)

[willgrahamscock]

[theebbestboy]

[a-sentient-cup]

[virtualgirladvance]

[gulistan-blog]

㋡🥀

colors of the sky.

[vol-au-ventbaudelaire]

25 years of ads peeled away

[daggers-drawn]

A warning

[mardakaisson]

tomorrow

[saint-boss]

[ozth]

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

[i-am-a-fish]

you're cute and it's tuesday

[glassvase]

I'm cute and it's tuesday

[teathattast]

[angelbumbum]

when girls say “you’re so tall” it means they want you to manhandle them btw

[grungixfungix]

Devastated that rbs were turned off. I need this on my blog.

[maryoliveoil]

Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.

[benzohoarder]

[figural]

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

[wizardelf]