Fabi Knows Nothing @callmefabii - Tumblr Blog

Du bist in ihren DMs, ich bin in der ARD mediathek und schaue Bullen beim schlecht Kommunizieren zu. We're not the same.

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"Hörst du mir zu, Franz?"

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I love VoE for returning the Commander to being so hypercompetent and yet so ridiculous. They have killed dragons, gods, demons, and titans. They have been voluntold to lead the journey to Castora. They're asleep on the boat except for when they're fighting monsters or grabbing raw magic out of the air with their bare hands, and they'd rather have been asleep the whole time, thanks. They know enough golemancy to hack the Inquest servers but not enough to keep their own golem from catching fire. They command immense respect from the main villain. They're being lectured on skimmer subspecies by a guy who lives in a wooden hut. They know instinctively what seer magic feels like. They are eating hot wings, pirate beer, and the crumbs out of an Inquest flunky's lunch box. They are on a first-name basis with the unfathomably-powerful last remaining survivor of an ancient race, and they cannot get him to answer his fucking phone.

callmefabii

True story 😂 the commander turned out so silly again