How it feels to chew 5 gum

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Nothing makes me feel sexier than my oldest, ugliest, rattiest pair of pajama pants. The way they lay, lifeless and begging to be put out of their misery. Thats hot.

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Im looking at you 2000s Dr Pepper pants

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A collection of my most recent favorites GIFs 💜🖤 pt 1

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Almost caused a crash but I yelled sorry out the window so it makes up for it

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A joke I heard in 2010

If pro is the opposite of con, what's the opposite of progress? Congress

I didn't get it at 11 but at 27 I do.

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I just realized I'm a single mom who works two jobs, who loves her kid and never stops 🎶

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When someone so toxic is so repetitive in their toxicity, that you start predicting their next words, their next insult, their reactions, etc.

I'm starting to pity him genuinely bc wym we've been at this 10 years and you dont have any new material? Come on, atp I could do better than that.

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

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My eye is twitching, there is definitely bullshit afoot

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I just got my license a few months back, my driving test proctor was so nice and sweet and I thought it was giving older uncle in his 50s, wants me to succeed, etc. I was so happy and fucking naive for a 27 year old. I took it and failed, took it and failed, and then third try passed!

Second try he was my randomly selected person, and then I panicked and failed and he seemed genuine, told me I had the skills, I just had to get out of my own head. I am all too aware of that fact considering the fact I get anxiety attacks driving and have for years. (I'm better now, working on it every time I get behind the wheel.) But because he was so nice and he told me to come back when I was ready to take it again. So I did, it helped that I had met him before and it was like talking and driving with a friend or a mentor.

I passed but after he asked me out on a date, and genuinely I thought for fucks sake man, come on read the room. I should have guessed where it was going to go when he was telling me about his ex wife and his children who Im closer in age to. At this point I still was like, hes just trying to see if I can multitask driving and maintaining conversation (it was hard) I was trying so hard to be nice, knowing full well he has ALL OF MY INFORMATION on the form in his hand genuinely, I couldnt get out of the car fast enough after he said that. I panicked and gave him my number when he asked me out to dinner (I couldnt lie its on the form on his clipboard)

When I got back in the car with my sister I thought to myself, "did i actually pass because I passed or because he liked me too much?" Going to be honest, I dont care either way, I got my license, its just annoying I finally achieved something I had been working towards for YEARS, and its spoiled by a man using a situation I cant escape or say no easily in to ask me out. Even after all of that I still was like No, he's just being nice he probably sees me as a daughter, niece whatever bc I look 12. (Not really, but I'm constantly told I look much younger than I am.) I didn't pay his text messages any mind after the fact though, but he just messaged me on WhatsApp 😭 I forgot I even had that tbh.

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Light catcher by Hélène Béland

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I hate crying in front of others, not that I think there's anything wrong with it when others do it, its a great release of emotions, helps with regulation and its natural especially during hard times. Its just that when I do it I'm just a huge fucking loser crybaby who looks like a fart could crumble her.

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Come closer my child so that I may bestow on you the wisdom of our ancestors

Dont trust every fart

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The fact there is hundreds of people that would still be alive if Trump never took office, probably thousands.

Their blood is on the hands of everyone who voted for him whether or not they believe it, or however they rationalize it.

[fairycosmos]

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

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He went from sucking on my gauges, to telling me he doesnt want me to get more tattoos in the span of a few years. Wild

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My eye is twitching, there is definitely bullshit afoot

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Im afraid that if I'm not hard on myself, I'll turn into my mom. The world doesn't need two of her.