How it feels to chew 5 gum

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[callmekay-vee]

Nothing makes me feel sexier than my oldest, ugliest, rattiest pair of pajama pants. The way they lay, lifeless and begging to be put out of their misery. Thats hot.

[callmekay-vee]

Im looking at you 2000s Dr Pepper pants

[danielwaldorf]

since becoming a barista i have noticed a few very distinct typologies among my customers. such as:

the woke left: young and fashionable. visible tattoos. often enjoys matcha, lavender flavoring, oat milk, and cold foam. pretty decent customers.

sweet old man: drinks very sweet iced lattes, pays in cash, puts all of his change in the tip jar. sometimes orders hot coffee and i get scared that his shaky old man hands will spill it and he'll get burned but that has not yet happened and god willing never shall.

evil old man: only wants drip coffee and declares it ridiculous that any other form of coffee exists. some variants only want americanos and these variants are even scarier. watch out.

sweet old woman: might need her daughter's help to order but is very bubbly and open to trying new things. compliments baristas freely and frequently.

evil old woman: does not want coffee and only wants sweet tea or soda. will not tip even if she spends three hours in the shop repeatedly asking baristas to fetch things for her.

errand husband: either stiltedly recites an order to you or shows you the order in their texts/notes app. needs to step out of line and make a phone call if you ask any follow-up questions.

grindset girlie: always wearing scrubs, an apron, and/or a name tag. orders the exact same thing every day and knows the exact change she'll need to pay for it. her regular order is both extremely caffeinated and extremely sweet.

#mamabear: is actively wrangling two to four children while ordering. order changes repeatedly because the children cannot decide if they want a muffin or a cookie or apple juice or chocolate milk etc. for some reason these women are always wearing an article of clothing or carrying some personalized item that says "mama" on it.

schoolchildren: band of two to eight adolescents hanging out after school. extremely indecisive but generally quite polite and tip well.

amnesiac in love: grown adult who needs their partner to tell them what they like. gets asked a question about their own preferences and turns to their partner to answer for them. generally acts like a shy child looking to their guardian for behavioral cues if you try to interact with them and only wants to talk to mommy i mean their wife.

this of course is not an exhaustive list but those are just some of the most consistent Types i get. ok bye xoxo

[callmekay-vee]

I dropped my dab pen down an elevator shaft yesterday with a FULL CART

[chronocrump]

[callmekay-vee]

I GOT MY LICENSE TODAYYYYYYYY!!!!

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[notahorseindisguise]

imagine six thousand people read your journal every single day . thank fuck only like 10 of you max interact with me

[succubusboyfriend]

you have permission to pick that 2 year old "abandoned" project back up. it's not mad at you for setting it aside. and maybe time and distance have helped ease or erase the things that made you put it down in the first place.

[callmekay-vee]

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[callmekay-vee]

Okay so a vampire-wolf had a baby with a wolf-witch and that baby is a vampire-wolf-witch

[callmekay-vee]

I just pulled the memory of this book from the trenches of my brain, omg it was so good. I cried

[em-iliart]

how this week has felt

[hexlee]

The horse upon coming back into existence and seeing a rainbow elf with a blue wolf-looking thing approach:

The horse when it saw a human pulling up:

[animentality]

[standards123]

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

[callmekay-vee]

Dear Tumblr, who did I take a picture with at warped tour in 2016 pls help I have no idea who this guy is I just wanted a picture bc other people were 😭

WHO ARE THEY 🤣

[paliaconfessions]

People in the fandom constantly say they want interesting and complex female characters and then they can’t talk about Tamala without inventing fake events to try to turn her into a predator or about Subira without reducing her down to a “cop” 🙄

There are interesting and complex female characters. It’s not S6’s fault that the fandom can’t handle female characters that don’t go out of their way to get the PC’s approval. (Or *gasp* have a traumatic past that shapes the way they see the world and act)