The loud house(Rodrick Heffley x fem! reader,sister)
AN: Is everyone doing okay? i hope so! im doing amazing y'all i love the support you guys still have for my fics,I've disappeared for so much time😭but I am so back
Summary:Just interactions as the only daughter the Heffley's have with mostly Rodrick but also the family
the image is unrelated i just find it hilarious cuz what was the purpose lmao😭
Have you ever imagined what it's like having brothers?or siblings at all? if you're an only child probably yeah,but if you have siblings you only wish to be an only child,and sometimes i wish that too,it's just that the cons-
tf? what was that? the next thing you heard was rapid footsteps followed by screams,what was happening now??? It's not like this is uncommon,but it's always annoying.You went into your brother's room,to find Greg's little friend Rowley sitting in a corner scared
He stood up rapidly and stood still
-Rowley:We uhm,we went into Rodrick's room-
-Rowley:Uhm,Greg wanted to find his annuary and-
-Y/N:Alright Rowley cool it,I'm not gonna punch you,you're safe with me,are you hurt?
-Rowley:No,I'm fine ma'am,I mean lady,I-
-Y/N:It's okay,go home,I'll handle the rest,Greg will call you later
And as you said that,the little boy went downstairs and left quietly to avoid being chased by the scary older brother,and now it was your turn to fix this.
You weren't even finished when your little brother came running to you just to hide behind you,followed by your brother Rodrick,as he tried to catch him and he tried to not get caught,leaving you in the middle as their "shield"
-Y/N: Alright stop! You two! Why did you go into his room again and mess with his stuff? and you! stop getting this mad over this!
-Greg:He almost killed me!
-Rodrick:What?! You're a liar!
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-Y/N:What?Are you fr? Stop that's insane! And what did she told him?! What? no way!
Your phone call was interrupted by Rodrick's tall presence hovering over the sofa
-Rodrick: Do you not have a different place to make your gossip sessions? We're tryna practice
You covered the speaker to avoid your friend from hearing the conversation
-Y/N: Do you not have a different place to practice? I'm trynna make a phone call
Stating the obvious sarcasm,this was going to be another argument like the ones you and your brother have every.single.day
-Rodrick: Oh I'm sorry, is Bethany's ex more important than my practice?
You hung up on your friend
-Y/N: Oh I'm sorry,is your disaster practice more important than the latest gossip?
-Rodrick: That's what I told her!
-Y/N: So I did! But you're always complaining about noise as if your music isn't loud or bad enough to make my ears bleed!
-Rodrick: Oh please I feel like cutting my ears off anytime I hear your irritating voice on phone calls,you sound 100 times more annoying than usual!
-Y/N: Excuse you?! You sound annoying the whole time!
And as said,this just turned into a big argument
"But I'm not on the phone always!" "You're always in your damn drums! It makes mine bleed!" " Do you seriously can't talk somewhere else?!"
Susan: Alright enough! Y/N,hand over the phone
Y/N:WHAT? Are you kidding me mom?!
Susan: Do I look like I'm trying to mess with you? hand that over
And you did so,you handed your mother your phone,is she fr...
Rodrick:Ha! Now who's the annoying one?!
Susan: Rodrick,no,you hand me over your drumsticks,both of you won't have your stuff back until you stop arguing
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Greg: Hey,mom says we'll leave in 10 minutes,are you ready?
Y/N:Yeah,I just have to do my eyeliner,I'm ready,wait for me in the car
It was the talent show day,you weren't participating,just being a supportive sister and "spending family time" as your mom says,I mean yeah sure...Everyone was done getting ready,you were just finishing your eyeliner
Rodrick:Hey,got a moment?
Y/N: Yeah,what's up? forgot something?
Rodrick: I mean,kinda? Can you uhm...do my eyeliner?
Rodrick: PLEASEEEEEE I need it for the performance,it looks way cooler,and you do it better than me
Y/N: I mean yeah,I can- SO YOU'RE THE ONE THAT IS WASTING MY EYELINER?! THIS ONE IS EXPENSIVE
Rodrick: Please this is not the moment for arguments,I'll buy you another one if you do this for me please
Well that offer was...tempting
Y/N: I'm in,come here,what type of eyeliner do you want? Messy?
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Y/N: Yeah,I just say that we should take out Madison out of the project,she went on a holiday and-
Rodrick: Hey you got a moment?
Y/N: I'll call you later,remove her name from the project
After hanging up the phone on your friend again you spun on your chair,to look at your brother
Rodrick: You're a girl,how do I talk to one
Oh,damn,so we're finally having this comversation huh?
Y/N: Wow,okay,which girl first of all? Because not all of them obviously are the same so you go-
Y/N: HEATHER HILLS?!?!? Oh brother lower your game,the bar is here right? well you're here
You mimicked the bar,being very high and Rodrick being almost floor level
Rodrick: Ugh, I knew what you would say,why do I even ask you?
Y/N: Come on be for real,Heather only likes guys that are on her league,and you're not even at the entrance
Rodrick: At least I try,you don't
Y/N: For what bro? Men suck,I'm better off alone,I don't need no man
Rodrick: Yeah but then all you do is watch romantic movies dreaming of this love that doesn't exists and that it's so perfect and-
Y/N: Fine,just say as she says,that's what she likes,if you want to be her little dog then do that
He ruffled your hair and left the room running out
Y/N:Dude i just brushed it!
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Susan: So you three had fun? That's good to hear!
Y/N: Yeah,we just went on a night walk you know...
yeah,a walk,and a few days ago you DEFINETELY weren't drinking like crazy at the party you had at your house...neither was your brother...neither you drank like 2 bottles...neither your little brother was there sure...
Greg: Yeah! We just went on a night walk and stuff
Frank: Kids,can you explain me this?
Your dad wanted to show the visits a few pictures of his war recreations and somehow SOMEONE took pictures with the same DAMN camera that your dad uses,oh god please pray so that they didn't took pictures of you,you were a HEAVY drinker when it came to parties,and until now(we hope so) your parents didn't knew you ran away for parties late at night,please don't let them see...
Rodrick: That's not me...
Frank: That's not you? So I assume this isn't Greg either?
Pictures kept showing,Greg dancing with Rowley,some crazy shit happening,Rodrick drinking like crazy,and-
Yeah,everyone was speechless,but even more with your pictures,you were supposedly a very calm and nice girl,yeah,forget that. Every picture was worse than the next one,drowning down 2 bottles in a few seconds,drinking from another guy's mouth,Rodrick passed out on the floor,him trying to flirt with so many girls,and Greg and Rowley being there...yeah no,how many years are you getting grounded?
Frank: YOU THREW A PARTY?!
Y/N: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TAKE PICTURES?!
Greg: I'M SORRY I DON'T REMEMBER DOING THAT!
Rodrick: WHAT?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Susan: We trusted you kids!
Frank: I KNEW SOMETHING WAS OFF! I KNEW I WASN'T CRAZY!
Yeah,that'll be 3 months grounded with no going outside
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Y/N:Ugh this stupid earring,stay there
You were getting ready to go out with some friends,just missing some details and you'll leave for the night
Y/N:Yeah,why?need something?
Rodrick:No nothing,just making sure you're okay,you look good
Wow,was that real???? Your brother????giving you a compliment????
Y/N:Was that a compliment I heard?
Rodrick:Don't talk too much or I'll regret it
Y/N:Fine,I'll take it,thanks,I'm leaving now,be patient with Greg,he's having a sleepover with Rowley and I won't be here to take care of them
Rodrick: They'll be fineee,they know how to take care of themselves
Y/N:Debatable,but I don't care,not my business anymore,I'm leaving
Rodrick: What time you coming?
Y/N:Oh today is a big day,probably at 5 am I'll leave,if I drink too much I'll leave at
Rodrick:Just...be careful,alright? Call me if you can't drive
Y/N:Damn all of a sudden you worry about my little bro?
Rodrick:Just leave at this point
