everyone else is overrated

matthew tyler musto gh: doremidontcare /im fake/

[theosbournesgifs]

[lavenderhvze]

Lookin like a suburban mom about to fight over some coupons, hbu.

[callmepapayeah]

I’m alive I think

[callmepapayeah]

Tour starts tonight and I’m so excited 🤘🏻

[hopefully-funny]

Do you ever see someone’s neck and think

damn I’d like to kiss that

[callmepapayeah]

Good morning I’m still tired

[disappointingpopsiclejokes]

[callmepapayeah]

someone just sang baby shark to me and now it’s stuck in my head I'm rioting 

[lavenderhvze]

Laid out like a crucifix she ready for religion

[whyearth]

“I just need to rest my eyes” *falls asleep for 11 hours*

[lavenderhvze]

I had a really cute night last night and was literally brought to tears over the support I’ve received in the last few days. Never thought this little Vietnamese boy would be traveling the world telling his story. This is a dream come true for me and I am so grateful and blessed. 

[callmepapayeah]

do u still hate my guts

[luxgalador]

tell ur dogs i said hi ok?

[lavenderhvze]

Life in plastique, it’s fantastique.

[callmepapayeah]

Ayo my album came out today 🙏🏻🤘🏻

[westtlee]

Me: “I don’t need sex”

My hormones: “first of all .. you’re horny asf, stop lying”

[lavenderhvze]

Your fave could never.