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This is the third replay of Uptown Funk. Please stop this girl.
"I'm too hot, hot damn, call the police and the fireman.~"

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This is the third replay of Uptown Funk. Please stop this girl.
"I'm too hot, hot damn, call the police and the fireman.~"
❝ It was like two times, I learned from my mistakes. You weren’t even t here for that, so cool it. ❞
Were they the wrong people to have received the abilities that they had? Absolutely not. Were they the most responsible people to have their abilities? Probably not.
"Not my fault your aunt loves to talk about you. She's sweet."
Definitely not. Combined, they made a lot of messes, but they also helped a lot of people. She rid herself of most of her webs and leaned on the workbench, fingernails tapping away as she peered at the little red webshooter.
"What are you working on? Did it break again?"
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"I think I’ll insist that I pay. My treat.” Gwen grins, looking around their rooftop. “We should probably find a way down from here.”
"Hmph. Fiiiine. ....But next time, it's on me." It's hard to stay hidden in the city that never sleeps. She looks around for a moment and jabs a finger in the direction of a spot behind a dumpster.
She drops down, one hand gripping a gutter on the way down just to look cool for purchase.
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Tony arrived just in time to see the guy shoot her with some sort of energy weapon. Well, that was something to take into account. The kevlar in his chestpiece would stop most bullets, although they still stung like hell, but something like that would probably end up with him having broken ribs
Fortunately the girl had provided something very important - a distraction. The robbers were approaching her and didn’t even realize that a second Spider-Person was arriving. He chose a point to drop one, and landed right on top of the one with the energy gun, surprising him enough to wrest the weapon from his hands.
"Hello!" he said cheerfully. "I’m gonna admit up front, I have no idea how to use this thing, but I’ll bet I can do a hell of a lot of damage figuring it out!"
The blast itself hadn't hurt that much. High-impact smackdowns, he could take. It was the trip into the brick wall that had her head spinning. But maybe that was just her spider-sense. She jumped to her feet and prepped to web the incoming goons when the gun was pulled away.
She took her partner's distracting chatter as an opportunity to start taking down the strays, alternating between her fists and her webs. She kept glancing over her shoulder at the boy holding the weapon, hoping that his smarts would help with operating that thing.
"Yo! Butt-uglies!" She shouted, hoping to distract them so he could at least figure out what to do with the weapon. They were slow, but there were a lot of them, and she found it was getting harder to dodge their attacks. It was a constant onslaught of goons, they even got a few hits in.
❝ I guess it’d be good for camouflage. Y’know, like… in sheets. Or a bunch of toilet paper. Or maybe on an american flag — they’re everywhere, the nationalism is crazy — I can be the blue and red, you’ll get all the stripes. ❞
"Oh god, the last thing I wanna do in bed is blend in. But...I get your point, Peter. American flags are cool... as long as you don't try to wash it with the rest of your laundry."
She had no room to talk or giggle at him. The last time she had done laundry, some leftover webbing had stowed away in a sweater pocket. The washed looked like it had lost a fight with a cotton candy machine.
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"Well, Spider-Woman doesn’t. Gwen Stacy?…” A brief pause, followed by a shrug and a dismissive wave. "Alright, where should we go to eat? What are you in the mood for? I’ll buy.”
She was confused. Was she uncomfortable? She seemed like she was. No need to bug her about it, though. "There's a killer burger joint... not too far from here, actually. -- But you really don't need to buy. I've got some money."
To be honest with you, I’m more of a girl’s girl. I’m much more comfortable being around other girls.
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Taking a break from the action to draw the softer side of Silk. (no pun intended)
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"True that. I’ve got it easy though.” Gwen took her bag off, pulling out a gray jacket & a pair of shorts. She tossed on the jacket, covering her suit’s top; slipped her gloves off & shoved them into her pockets. Pulling the shorts on, she spun around in front of Cindy. "Ta-da. Plain ol’ Gwen Stacy."
Cindy was already moving by the time Gwen took her bag off. Her fingers were moving a mile a minute, twirling the strands apart. Not used to people watching while she dis-webbed. She was wearing a purple tank top and shorts underneath, and started tugging on shoes and a long jacket. She looked up at Gwen's face and smiled. "Plain ol'? I never figured Spider-Woman as the type to uh, sell herself short."
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"Shawarma is also to be avoided. I suppose you get the fallout either way though, considering…” Gwen smiled under her mask, adding, "I’m hungry now. Want to grab a bite somewhere?”
"Food sounds great, actually." This had taken an unexpected turn. She looked over the edge of the building.
"See anywhere we could change back into our civvies?" It would look a bit odd for two of the spider-women to just be hanging around at a burger joint somewhere.
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"I wish I’d thought of not doing a full mask. Gets hot.”
"Less hot, sure. But then there's the whole bad breath fallout. Like, if you have thai? Forget it...." She trailed off in an effort to remove her foot from her mouth. So much for playing it cool.
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"To be honest?"
"Wish I thought of the hood. Looks boss."
Was she trying to show off in front of him? Make him feel bad because he lacked the full-fledged webslinging powers? And then to act all too innocent. It was diabolical.
❝ It’s patriotic. Keeps me warm and cool and loyal to my country. ❞
Maybe there was some showing off. Maybe there was some sass. If asked, she definitely would've blamed it on the spider-gene. Quipping and thwipping, that's what spider-people were made of.
"It does make you easy to spot. I've been shot at by police a few times. May-be that's where my digs have the fall out."