Fake Phone Calls from Toronto's Mayor Rob Ford @callsfromrobford-blog - Tumblr Blog

Mr. Mayor discusses driving past the @TTC streetcar's open door. #ToPoli #CanPoli #Toronto #TO #FordFail #RobFord #TTC

LEAKED: Mr. Mayor's #Pride2012 outfit.

Mr. Mayor is excitedly planning his float in the parade.

Mr. Mayor explains his reasoning for refusing the anti-gang federal grant #TOpoli #TO #Canada #politics #RobFord #FordFail #CanPoli

Mr. Mayor keeps his word with a celebrity lobbyist #TOpoli #TO #Toronto #RobFord #plasticbags #enviroment

Mr. Mayor calls #JeanCharest to pull some strings. #TO #Toronto #TOpoli #politics #RobFord #Montreal

Charest photo credit: Calgary Herald (thanks :) )

Mr. Mayor looks for moral support from a potential sponsor to continue with the weigh-in. #TO #TOpoli #Toronto #politics #RobFord

The Ford brothers discuss property management. #Toronto #TO #politics #RobFord #DougFord

"And when I close my eyes I'm not the mayor .. I'm the starting pitcher for the Jays."

Mr. Mayor prepares for controversy. #g20 #toronto

Mr. Mayor manages a corporate sponsor with finesse. #bike #toronto

Mr. Mayor calls his therapist after today's flag raising. #Toronto #LGBT

Mr. Mayor gets advice on personal security from an industry leader.

Event planning with the Ford brothers.

Small-talk with the boss

It's Mr. Mayor's turn for Neighbourhood Watch duty.

Fake Phone Calls from Toronto's Mayor Rob Ford