i have never been forgiven for wanting @malewifellawliet - Tumblr Blog

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

#once you escape the torture labrynth you get to have fun #no need to get your life together #one more year

dama-the-drama

You can reblog this only today

#digimon

rukanbug

#wow things i have never considered but am now considering #sentinel i love you #silksong #sennet #sentinet

is anyone else losing their fucking shit or is it just me

pinkiemachine

Real.

#how dare you slag off oliver and company wtf i will kill you

anyone else playing this nerd ass dragon game? send me a a friend request and we can do gifts

#hatch dragons #its pree cute

hotvampireadjacent

selfmaderibcageman

>at resturant

>waitress walks up to take my order

>”just so you know, i’m a tranny, and i hope that’s alright”

>wut.png

>brain slowly processes her thick southern accent

>notices the manager standing with her

TRAINEE

left the side door open for an hour while i brought stuff in from the car and now there are 8 million wolf spiders on my fucking floor

#these cunts will really just move in

phantomrose96

*sends out email I've been putting off* ah finally :). ah that's a weight off my shoulders :). ah I can relax an-- *receives response to email* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuckkkk

maviyenot

dragonflea

"Put Baby in pelican mouth" has transformed my thinking in ways I haven't entirely discovered yet. The other day at the shop I heard "just give us your ID card at the till to get 15% off such-and-such products!" And my brain went "Big Chain Store perfec/t size for give all your personal data! Deals very cheap and fun your data safe give data to Big Chain Store. Give data to Big Chain Store. No problems ever with Big Chain Store because good size and safety for ID card weak of so much yummy personal data. Abig Chain Store yes a place for data give data to Big Chain Store can trust Big Chain Store for give data to all its friends. Friend Store"