Paul McCartney Needs To Calm The Fuck Down

Want to submit something? Young Paul, old Paul, happy Paul, bitchy Paul; as long as he's being over-the-top in some way, it's all good.

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What happened to this blog? PLEASE COME BACK I NEED YOU

Hello dearest anon and all of you who have sent lovely messages and submissions in the past couple months, I promise you this blog is not dead but merely on hiatus. As some of you know my personal blog as well has been on hiatus more or less for about a month now due to some personal stuff that needs sorting out, plus a full and somewhat unpredictable schedule. As soon as things are a bit more stable for me and I have more free time this blog will be up and running again. Thanks for all the love and patience everyone. ♥

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come on guys, only 11 notes? We can do better :)

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Ok Paul, that has got to hurt your cheeks. John's giving you a run for your money, though...

(photo submitted by all-thelonely-people )

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I have cramps because I spent the whole night on your blog and omg I couldn't stop laughing ! You're amazing I love you for making me laugh out loud <3

And I love YOU for reminding me why I run this blog! <3

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Not sure what all those knobs do, but I am sure I would not let anyone making this facial expression operate them.

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Paul: Ta da! Jazz hands!

John: Oh no, not this shit again...

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1968

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Paul is bitchfacing some reporter so hard it's not even funny

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"Oh no you di-in't!"

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Tragedy! Everyone stop what they're doing! There's something on Paul's pants!

(photo and caption submitted by macca-roni-n-cleese)

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This is my favourite photo ever.

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Paul acting like he's never met a rock star before

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Based on how excited he is about taking this photo, I assume it's a picture of himself in the mirror.

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Not sure if this is an awkward attempt at ballet or if he is partway through a performance of "YMCA"...

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Paul McCartney, ca. 1954

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Paul, all those hot dogs are going straight to your chubby little chipmunk cheeks.

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The Beatles clowning around dressed in policemen helmets used to smuggle them into the Birmingham Hippodrome, 10 November 1963.

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Paul takes the crime of impersonating an officer of the law to a new level.

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Paul, it might be a good idea to leave your pants on until after the press conference.

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Those must have been some incredibly delightful "new sounds"!

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Pink suits and flaily dancing are always a great way to convince people of your immovable heterosexuality.