acquired taste

*—so.hyphy

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@thefizzypop sounds like a headache is about to be enjoyable

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my head really fucking hurts 99% of the time now

[jon-snow]

some girls do a messy ponytail and look like magical fucking fairy princesses

i do a messy ponytail and i look like a goddamn founding father

[heroidic-deactivated20180508]

raise your hand if you’re that type person who never knows what the hell is going on

[actuallyjoebiden-deactivated202]

If I ever doubt myself I just ask “WWDDOOTDDD?” (What Would Doug Dimmadome Owner Of The Dimmsdale Dimmadome Do?)

[thehuglife]

This is my new favorite non threatening threat

[calmdownrob-blog]

me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy

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happy tree friends is my only trigger

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okay but game 7

[consultingwives]

hillary clinton, “delete your account”. 2016. // eugène delacroix, the death of sardanapalus. 1844. oil on canvas. 73.71 cm x 83.47 cm. 

[heartfeltrepetition]

I did a thing today. 💕

[calmdownrob-blog]

my hobbies include being awake solely because i need to pee but procrastinating that

[regby-blog1]

me: *eats something* friend: can I have a bite ? me: yeah you can have the whole thing if you go buy your own

[fckthestate-deactivated20150902]

BAMF

bad at making friends

[bluesartgent]

Phoebe Tonkin by Jake Terrey for Gritty Pretty 

[moonfreckle]

7:30am and this ET lookalike couldn’t wait no longer. it’s now 10am and noah is here. all 7lbs, 2oz and 51cm of him. thanks, @breadconnoisseur. you’re a champ. 

[hosuggestion]

me: i’m a hoe also me: never goes out, has never seen a boy in real life, doesn’t like when people touch me