calmyourtitsdarling

[phoneticmeow]

I love when my boyfriend showers at my house cause I get to lean against the door and hear him quietly scream

[phoneticmeow]

NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HES A METAL VOCALIST HE PRACTICES IN THW SHOWER I DO NOT TORTURE MY BOYFRIEND

[odins-sonofmischief]

Oh, Mobius, come on! What could possibly go wrong?

[maneljavier]

God Of War Ragnarok | PlayStation Showcase 2021

[anxietyproblem]

[honigimohr]

“when i text you it means i miss you.”

— when i don’t text you it means i’m waiting for you to miss me. (via gosh)

[pleatedjeans]

[memewhore]

[foldingfittedsheets]

This isn’t even the most like birds a plant can look! This green birdbush grows in Australia and appears to make hummingbirds except, wait, there’s no hummingbirds in Australia. So what is this plant doing.

[bouncyirwin]

I am in awe 😯

[inkyako]

“wrong timing” assignment turns into a bunch of fish walking funny

[khosatral]

There is no such thing as wrong timing when its time for walking fish.

[theshinigamiturtle]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bug-step]

[red-zeroo-deactivated20210211]

Lmfao

[hardtosaythesethings-deactivate]

[princesstigerbelle]

[randomslasher]

This post honestly keeps getting better

[honigimohr]

“Es ist wahrscheinlich egal, wo man ist, wenn man mit der richtigen Person da ist.”

— Bevor die Nacht geht, Patrycja Spychalski (via honigimohr)

[tear-dropp-deactivated20241031]

i’m a fan of oversized shirts & hoodies

[nobodyxlsx]

“Ich glaube, ich werde nie zugeben können, wie fertig ich im Moment eigentlich bin.”

nobodyxlsx

[toastbutteregg]

sometimes i wake at 10 am to eat brunch then nap til 3 pm after

[pochacco]

clearance that isn’t under like $15 is an abomination and doesn’t have the right to even call itself clearance

[mintykiwi]

[rslashrats]

video i made back when vine still existed is now relevant again

[rslashrats]

love this person in the notes who doesn’t know what a chinchilla is

[abracadang-blog]