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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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D-Bag and T-Bag.
Welcome to the family, Tabitha! Can’t wait for more videos of these two.
Do Not Repost Without Permission. Reblogs are appreciated :)
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T: Dang. I look great.
D: Ahem?
T: Hehe, you don’t look too bad yourself. :)
D: <3
This is so cute
CALLING ALL MEMERS
hi
so i’m making a video where i’m reflecting on the last year of my life in memes ☆.。.:* and i need your help!
i have a list of dan memes i may or may not feature in the final video and i’d like you to help me find the best/funniest things they inspired
just look at this list:
Swearing Dan
Sister Daniel
The Sushi Roll
Don’t Cry, Craft!
hey buddy you in London?
WOWZA!
Falling off chair on YouNow
Sad Dimple
The Missing Eyebrow/Horse Pics
Phil Trash #1
Gotta Go Fast (Dan running)
Doot
Awkward Photoshoot
and if you know of/have made a funny meme/picture/video edit anything inspired by it it then link me to it here with the name of the meme from that list http://danisnotonfire.tumblr.com/submit
NOTE - just linking me to an image you reblogged/liked on twitter is fine! only actually upload an image IF YOU MADE IT originally (lest you be chased through tumblr by an angry mob) i will link to tumblr/twitter posts or credit in the video description :)
i will be making this video this weekend so you probably have until some time on saturday
thanks
Masterlist
(nsfw) = smut
CALUM HOOD
Sex with Calum (nsfw)
You’re sick and he comes to comfort you
Neighbor!Calum
Boxer!Calum
Getting him pumped up for the show (nsfw)
He’s sweaty after a show
Pillow fight
Car sex (nsfw)
Whipped cream
Bestfriend!Calum
Treehouse Escape
Calum playing hide and seek with your daughter
Cigars (nsfw)
Lost In Music
Whipped Cream (sort of part two - nsfw)
Badboy!Calum
Chemistry
Reunited (nsfw)
LUKE HEMMINGS
Luke has two sides in his sex life (nsfw)
Zip-lining
You leave him while he’s still on tour
Cheating rumors about you and Luke’s relationship
You fight over a FIFA Game with Michael
Tattoo artist!Luke
He sees you for the first time
“Why haven’t you proposed to me yet?”
You keep on stealing his food
Lazy Morning Sex (nsfw)
He catches you masturbating (nsfw)
Being Luke’s pregnant wife would include
You watch porn for the first time (nsfw)
Lovestruck
Not Enough Charm
He comes home from tour
Jealous Luke (nsfw)
Sub!Michael and Sub!Luke (nsfw)
Going to the state fair with Luke would include
Nightclub
Being newlyweds with Luke would include
CEO!Luke
ASHTON IRWIN
Photography sessions
Being upset with him
He takes a picture of you
You have a nightmare and he’s there to comfort you
Dominant!Ashton (nsfw)
Ashton suggests a new game (nsfw)
Hard, rough sex (nsfw)
Tutor!Ashton
Soldier!Ashton
Miscarriage
Insecurities
Staying in
Mornings with Him
Butt Grabs
Working out with Ashton
MICHAEL CLIFFORD
Showering with him
Michael being your first boyfriend
The Game (nsfw)
A date with shy Michael
He talks about you guys’ relationship
Insecure Michael
Father!Michael
Art major!Michael
Shower sex (nsfw)
Sweaty sex (nsfw)
“Please don’t leave me.”
Jealous Michael
You watch porn for the first time (nsfw)
Michael finds out that you have arachnophobia
Bowling with Michael
He checks up on you
Bestfriend!Michael (nsfw)
Silly (Michael)
“Who made you cry?”
Sub!Michael and Sub!Luke (nsfw)
“It’d be great if you dropped that topic.”
Attention
Being roommates with Michael would include
OTHER
Rough sex with Lashton (nsfw)
4/4: He finds out you’re very ticklish
4/4: Greaser!5sos asking you out
4/4: Breakups
bYE SATAN
ohmy
for u people that are reading smut rn <3
we all need jesus
aka me
4 years had passed. I’m emo. DOn’t you FUCKING TOUCH ME
Trying to leave the 1D fandom
are you a cuddly person?
requested by @psychamaniac
awww
nOPE BYE GOTTA ZAYN IT’S STARING RIGHT IN MY FUCKING SOUL
when he’s horny af and he wants to netflix and chill with you.
IF YOU’RE A TRUE 5SOS FAN:
SAY 5 CATCHPHRASES ONLY THE 5SOSFAM WILL UNDERSTAND.
F IS FOR FANFICTIONS THAT THE FAMILY WRITES U IS FOR UNLIMITED FEELS N IS FOR NO ESCAPING DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP CHOCOLATE MILK OCEAN
HEY MOM
HEY DAD
WHEN DID THIS END
WHEN DID YOU LOOSE YOUR HAPPINESS
when you read an article about brashton and a kfc ad pops up...
liz aka the no chill queen.
Happy 20th Birthday Michael!
oh look it's hemmo 1996 and luke_is_a_penguin!!
