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+calum;i've been trading places with the ghost in me, and it's starting to make me sick.

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text @ryder

Ryder: not even sorry

Ryder: secretly is better than not at all

Ryder: nah

Ryder: man im keeping this friendship alive right now

Ryder: right after i bury u 6ft under

Ryder: idk how can north can do it on her own tbh. i convinced myself for like 2 weeks that the kid wasnt mine, ha. yeah, its all good until someone starts falling for the other. and once they do, it gets pretty fucking messy. i was against relationships before i was with ava but idk, i've just always been against relationships apart from a few exception. im just not a relationship kinda guy unless i know its worth it. the more ur around someone, the quicker and harder u fall for them and that was mine and avas problem. u and north are going good tho, yeah?

Cal: well u should be

Cal: thats true but still

Cal: yah

Cal: ur doing a pretty shitty job tho

Cal: i need to show these messages to the cop

Cal: i don't either, i've rarely seen jace around either. but im always here to help when she does need help, which is usually never. i dunno if id be in a state of denial or just rlly fucking pissed that it happened. but rlly the whole fwb thing is pretty messy. one night stands would be a whole lot easier. really?? why have you always been against them?? commitment issues or what? yeah, im with you on that, but i guess im all about taking chances. if it works. great. if it doesn't. you move on, i guess. i could've told u that. if u weren't with her, which was rlly fucking rare, u were talking about her. but u guys were good for each other in more ways than one. you guys probably just needed space or s/t. yeah, we're going great. im going to ask her out soon.

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text @ryder

Ryder: i like to boost ur confidence by making u believe ur actually insulting me

Ryder: im a good friend

Ryder: nah

Ryder: ur welcome bro

Ryder: ull be a fucking dead man. ill come kill u in ur sleep dont underestimate me bc ill do it

Ryder: surprised is an understatement. i refused to believe it for like a month tbh. idk u just dont let urself fall for them. which is easier said than done btw. id still rather a fwb than an actual relationship tho, less drama and shit. yeah and like idk made more of an effort with things. like, i still talk to the mum and everything to check in and shit. and i pay unofficial child support and shit to help her out. she knows i moved, yeah. and apparently you should never date urself unless you want a shitload of drama and fights.

Cal: and now u just ruined it

Cal: ur secretly a good friend

Cal: yah

Cal: id return the favor but i rarely have anything nice to say to u

Cal: better tell them to register u as mental escape too

Cal: that's how i was when i found out north had a kid. i went with the whole theory that if u ignore something it'll go away and it did for like 2 weeks, ha. it always is, tbh. but yeah, as long as the other person wasnt secretly hiding their feelings for u, then yeah. not messy at all. but u really shouldn't let one relationship change ur view on all relationships, like ava was what ur second or third real girlfriend?? well that's more than most guys can say. so at least you're owning up to it and shit. i dunno i think that'd be cool like north might as well be the female version of me we just dont spend enough time with each other to fight like u and ava did.

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text @ryder

Ryder: u keep stating the obvious today

Ryder: no

Ryder: i did i gotchhu bro

Ryder: i hope no one looks in ur phone and actually thinks ur friends with a pedo that could turn out worse for u than me

Ryder: yeah kinda??? idk id known her for ages and it just sort of happened a few times and then bam pregnant. exactly. like i mean, it wouldve been different if we were together. not that id propose at that age but yknow. she was worried about her about telling her parents and getting her ass kicked out more than i was yet im the one who got kicked out. fucking weird. thats a fucking understatement right there. they go from bad to worse in .2 seconds

Cal: u just insult urself with me

Cal: yes

Cal: this is the nicest thing uve said to me all night i think

Cal: and if they do ill give them ur name and everything and tell them to go register u as a sex offender right away and then ill be known as the hero

Cal: bet u were surprised when u found out, damn, but i dunno how ppl can just be fuck buddies tbh, i've been tied down to every girl ive ever been with. you've would've stuck around or something?? does she even know u moved?? its bc ur both just as stubborn as each other. nah, fuck that. its bc u guys are p much the same person.

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text @ryder

Ryder: lucky guess aye

Ryder: no

Ryder: i thought so too. im on fire today. yeah i deserved that ill take it

Ryder: nah, we were never together in the first place. another reason why my parents were shitty. and im p sure her parents were expecting me to propose or some shit. but they were p chill about it when they found out. number one reason why i dont do relationships. ha yeah, you could say that. fuck, i dont even know anymore. we p much fought over everything by the end of it.

Cal: ur full of urself

Cal: admit it was good rn

Cal: u did deserve it im glad u understand

Cal: im gonna change ur contact name to pedo i hope u know that

Cal: just one of those fwb type of deal or?? that's what everyone thinks is going to happen when you get a girl knocked up. like who wants to get tied down at 18?? that's a first, usually the girls are the ones who get kicked out and get holy water thrown on them, ha. ur guy's fights start out like wild fires i swear.

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text @ryder

Ryder: u would ud be lost without me

Ryder: fuck off

Ryder: u can have i kissed a girl bc thats as far as ur ever gonna get

Ryder: ba dum tss

Ryder: stayed at my grandmas for a couple of months then moved out here. eh. who knows what goes inside my parents heads. my dad tried to call me a couple of weeks back. its a fucking stupid thing tbh. she p much told me to forget her completely so idc anymore

Cal: totally how did u guess??

Cal: just admit that it was good and ill stop

Cal: alright that was a good one but ur still a piece of shit

Cal: ah would've guess you'd be living with the girl?? did u guys break up before the baby or after?? it is pretty stupid, but girls are weird and confusing. believe me. i grew up with one older sister. must of been some pretty messy break up then, what were u guys even fighting about??

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text @ryder

Ryder: u'd probs die

Ryder: fuck off aye

Ryder: what song do u want then

Ryder: yeah haha. freaked out so much they kicked me out of the fucking house. i havent rlly spoken to them since either. idk man. apparently she hates me now so i doubt it

Cal: oh yep definitely ryder id die without u

Cal: u set urself up for that one

Cal: i dunno something bad ass

Cal: so where the fuck did you go?? but that's pretty harsh of them to kick you out. all girls say that, its like a girl thing or something.

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text @ryder

Ryder: anytime

Ryder: and u wouldnt have it any other way

Ryder: the bed intruder song will be the theme song of ur life after this

Ryder: last thing i want is to be a dead beat tbh. i'd probs still see her more but shit got complicated after my parents found out. ha, tell me about it. i don't really have any other choice but to be.

Ryder: its only weird when u do it

Cal: ur such a great friend what would i do without u??

Cal: sureee u keep thinking that

Cal: why cant it be a cooler more exciting song bc my life is v exciting

Cal: did ur parents freak the fuck out on you or something?? that sucks, im sorry man. but im sure u guys will be fine again soon, yeah??

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text @ryder

Ryder: bc ur the pussy

Ryder: we're one and the same

Ryder: good u better watch urself

Ryder: i dunno tbh. i mean id like to. i dont want her to grow up without a dad, yknow? yeah ha. it was the real deal this time around. i havent spoken to her since either

Ryder: :~)

Cal: thx bro

Cal: yeah ur both shits

Cal: okay u physco

Cal: yeah yeah i know what you mean, at least you aren't being a dead beat. shit thats crazy?? and ur okay??

Cal: :~)

Cal: see how weird it is

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text @ryder

Ryder: you

Ryder: tell me something i dont know

Ryder: true i could full on murder you and jsut say it was self defence

Ryder: nah i havent seen her since she was like two months old or s/t. nah she doesnt even know about the kid. our relationship was complicated enough without throwing a fucking kid in the middle of it

Ryder: :~)

Cal: why does it have to be me

Cal: u sound like adriana damn

Cal: well when u say it like that it scares me a lil

Cal: do u have any plans on seeing her soon at all or?? so i take it you guys really did break up??

Cal: stop it u pedo

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text @ryder

Ryder: yknow we could keep doing this all day

Ryder: nah id rather not

Ryder: which means im allowed to punch u back bc im ur friend

Ryder: uh idk like 9 months or s/t maybe 10

Ryder: :~)

Cal: who would give up first

Cal: ur a disrespectful asshole

Cal: nah ur allowed to punch me back bc of a self defense duh

Cal: so i take it you havent seen her anytime soon?? but the fact that there's a lil u out there doesn't have anything to do with u and ava does it??

Cal: it looks like a pedo face

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text @ryder

Ryder: ur mum

Ryder: stfu

Ryder: does that mean its okay to call u a prude bc im ur friend

Ryder: fucking hell, calum. there /is/ a little me running around somewhere. actually idk if shes old enough to be running but still

Ryder: :~)

Cal: go ahead

Cal: hey now respect ur elders

Cal: yup but it also means im allowed to punch u bc im ur friend

Cal: well hey i just wanted to make sure, so how old is she??

Cal: dont ever send me a smiley face again u fucking weirdo

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text @ryder

Ryder: go right ahead

Ryder: i feel like a proud dad rn

Ryder: thats fucking weird im sorry

Ryder: /yet/ thx bro

Ryder: yeahhhh

Ryder: that rlly is sad oh man

Cal: what the fuck are u going on about

Cal: that is weird considering im older then u

Cal: ur welcome but its only okay if i say it bc im ur friend

Cal: alright hold up so there is going to be a little u running around or there already is?? i have the brain of 12 year old so u have to explain this to me slowly

Cal: shut up i know it is

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text @ryder

Ryder: what the fuck are u going on about

Ryder: so does this mean ur actually getting some like for real

Ryder: are u calling me a manwhore

Ryder: yeah i have an std calum u caught me

Ryder: nah theres a mini me running around out there

Ryder: really?

Cal: ur mom

Cal: for real

Cal: nahh u haven't earned that title yet

Cal: wait are u being serious??

Cal: yeah as sad as it is after a while u get used to it

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text @ryder

Ryder: youd be lost without me lbr

Ryder: v romantic of u cal

Ryder: maybe a lil but not much

Ryder: im p sure u already know what im trying to say

Ryder: idk how uve lasted this long tbh

Cal: don't get happy and lost confused

Cal: thanks i thought so

Cal: but whats better being a prude or a manwhore

Cal: that u either have an std or theres a mini u out there??

Cal: its actually not as hard as i thought it would be

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text @ryder

Ryder: nah

Ryder: really bro really??

Ryder: actions speak louder than words aye

Ryder: i wish i was

Ryder: it is when youve p much been unofficially dating her for those 2 months

Cal: why am i friends with u again??

Cal: im not a prude i was just waiting for the right moment

Cal: you have no faith in me do u

Cal: what are u trying to say

Cal: it took u one month and it took me two