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Sorry, I'm not mystical or otherworldly. [ indie fandomless OC ]

[calvariamcanis]

killedminds‌:

He doesn’t like to stare, but once more he finds himself doing just that; innocent curiosity peaked by the simple act of Tim drinking coffee. “Ye didn’t immediately spit it out, so ‘m gonna assume tha’ it’s definitely drinkable, yeah? Good!” Noah was, undoubtedly, a little bit put out by the concept of having to finish his shift without Tim there, but it would all pay off in the end… That didn’t mean that he wasn’t going to stall the other’s exit for as long as possible. “Ye sure ye don’t want anythin’ ta eat?”

He looks over at Noah and his head tilts to the side. “Yeah....” he says, a definite smirk in his tone. “Taste is odd for me.... I dunno how to explain a lot of how I function, but I kinda stopped questioning it.” he chuckles. He takes another drink of his coffee and breathes out a bit. “I mean... not entirely, plus this isn’t an ‘eating friendly’ skull...” he jokes. Though it was a little true. I preferred the omnivore skulls when he went out to eat. “Odd question.... you got a favorite animal?” he looks up at Noah.

[calvariamcanis]

killedminds‌:

Lip is drawn between the Irishman’s teeth as he tries not to beam at the compliment, nodding and turning on his heel to make the coffee or, more accurately, to calm himself down. Returning a few moments later, he hands Tim the cup, head quirking as he lets out a light sigh. “Well, if you think I look fine, then we can jus’ head out when ‘m done then… Customer’s always right after all, aye?”

He watches as Noah goes to get his coffee and if you listened closely enough, there was a bit of a dreamy sigh escaping him. Though he straights when the other returns and brings him his coffee. “Yeah...” he says, a smile present in his tone. He picks up the cup and stirs in the sugar before the skull tilts up and he puts the mug to his lips. It looks like it would just spill out, but the liquid seems to just vanish.

[calvariamcanis]

killedminds‌:

He feels slightly bad for finding Tim as attention-grabbing as he does, but Noah knows that it’s far more than the other’s skull that captivates his attention. Nevertheless, he allows his gaze to drift elsewhere; he wouldn’t be too thrilled if someone was staring at him after all. “Gettin’ ahead of m’self, eh? I’ll probably need ta go home an’ change too…” a grimace on the man’s face as he looks down at himself, “but that’s a problem fer later, aye? Whaddya take in yer coffee?”

It would be okay if it was only because of the skull. He hadn’t been much to write home about. He was a bit of an ass. When the other mentions getting ahead of himself, Tim wished he could smile. “Yeah...” he nods a few times. “Just sugar.” he says simply. “But personally I think you look fine.” he says softly.

[calvariamcanis]

killedminds‌:

“Well, if I can offer a bit of truth in return, ‘m properly excited ta spend time with ya.” Maybe it didn’t quite hold the same sway, but Noah wasn’t quite sure how well received ‘you’re very nice to look at’ would be. “A couple’a hours. Ya don’t hafta stick around, but yer more than welcome ta distract me fer th’ rest of my shift.” A valiant attempt at flirting, or so Noah thought. “Ya want anythin’ ta eat or drink?” Logically Tim could eat, right? “On th’ house… not gonna make ya pay when yer willin’ ta take me out on a date.”

His head and shoulders actually perk up a bit when Noah said he’s excited to go out with him and he clears his throat (or rather it sounds like he is). “I um... uh... yeah...” he nods a few times. “I could hang out for a little bit... I may go back to where I’m staying and change.” he says. “May also uh... change this.” he points to his skull. Yes, he had fancier looking skulls, carved ones and crystalized ones. “Coffee sounds excellent...” he says with a smile.

[calvariamcanis]

killedminds‌:

“That’s nice’a ya ta say…” As much as he wanted to simply brush it off, even Noah had to admit that the compliment had affected him, his bottom lip pulled between his teeth as he tried to restrain his smile. He offers up an excited little nod, a scramble to find his phone so he can check his work schedule. “I work a closin’ shift tomorrow, so aye, I could do tonight. If that’s alright with you, of course.”

“Just the truth.” he shrugs and looks over at his companion. It’s hard to know if Tim is ever actually looking at you, but he is, he’s oddly perceptive now that he can get away with blatant staring and no one knows. However, if you ask him how he’s actually seeing, he couldn’t tell you. “Tonight is great.” he says, trying to hide his excitement. “Um uh... when are you off?” he asks.

[calvariamcanis]

killedminds‌:

As much as he doesn’t want to laugh, he does, “Tim, mate, I promise y’this: I couldn’t do anythin’ outta pity if I tried, at least when it comes ta dates an’ such. ‘m usually on th’ other side’a this equation.” Perhaps, then, Noah should’ve been a bit more cognizant of the possible repercussions of this whole situation. “I can’t say ‘m of much help when it comes ta location either.” Nevertheless, the Irishman pauses to think, eyes idly roaming the expanse of Tim’s skull, small smile pulling at the man’s lips in appreciation. “Spend an evenin’ at th’ beach, maybe? Watch th’ sunset? Have a picnic?”

“Hm.” he nods a bit, the teeth clacking some while he thinks. “A little dumb that you would be on the other end of this, you’re a good looking guy.” there is scoff that bounces around in the hollows of the skull. He aware that the other is looking at his skull and studying it, but it’s the smile that catches him off guard. “Yeah... yeah that sounds nice.” he nods a few times. He wished he could still smile. “You um... free tonight or uh... tomorrow?” he asks.

[calvariamcanis]

killedminds‌:

Some part of him is thankful that Tim took it so well; Noah wasn’t exactly known for having much of a backbone, after all. The other part of him, a far larger part, felt horrible. A sinking feeling in his chest, his heart dropping. Oh dear. “No, wait!” He visibly cringes at his outburst, head tilting forward, floppy hair obscuring his face just a tad. “Maybe I was too rash, aye?” People didn’t often put themselves out there when it came to him… maybe accepting someone when they did would be a kinder move than brushing them off. “Did y’have somewhere in mind? Anythin’ tha’s not too far of a walk works fer me…”

You don’t look like Tim does these days and not learn to take it well. You’re novelty. A sideshow exhibit. But... Noah didn’t seem malicious. In fact he was the only person who worked here wasn’t weird about him. Didn’t make him actually feel like he was... well what he was. Tim tilts his head a little in confusion. “Hey, I’m not gonna accept a date out of pity.” the chuckle is muffled in his hollow skull. “And uh... no... I never actually get that far when I think of askin’ someone out.” Mostly because they say no every time.

[calvariamcanis]

He’s used to no. He’s to every excuse in the book. It was what he’d accepted the moment he became cursed. He still had friends. It was cool to have someone who looked liked Tim as a friend. Tim nods a few times. The sharp teeth of the wolf skull clicked and clacked before closing, the skull canting towards Noah. “It would be fine for me but.. it’s fine.” he nods a bit. “I’ll be seeing you around I guess.” he clacks his teeth. Though this time he actually feels a little foolish for putting himself in this position.

@killedminds [X]

[pastelparrotlet]

Sun was absolutely STREAMING through the windows today so I took some pics of the coy.

[imdancing-barefoot]

Look what I got for free today! Isn’t she purdy?

[snakeybones]

Even after over a year the color on this skull is still as vibrant as ever

[forest-faerie-witch]

[calvariamcanis]

The Rules&Info Page has been updated. Please go have a look at the mentioned updates.

[calvariamcanis]

Sometimes Tim will splurge and get either ornately carved skulls, or skulls that have been crystalized. He sometimes like to have nice skulls for occasions that require him to dress up.

[minacixus-blog]

nsfw starters; fifty reasons to have sex

send a number for a drabble/starter. they are sorted into categories ;

 CATEGORY ONE; general

‘i can’t sleep’ sex

‘make up’ sex

‘break up’ sex

‘revenge’ sex

‘rebound’ sex

‘i’m bored’ sex

‘curiosity’ sex

‘first time’ sex

‘homecoming/prom night’ sex

‘hotel room’ sex

‘distraction’ sex

‘the condoms are about to expire’ sex

‘anniversary’ sex

‘snuck out of the house to hook-up’ sex

‘post-argument’ sex

‘we’re drunk and horny’ sex

‘comfort’ sex

‘walked in on while naked’ sex

‘to change the subject’ sex

CATEGORY TWO; risky/kinky/strangers

‘i need a place to crash’ sex

‘your friend just told you about a new position’ sex

‘the elevator broke down’ sex

‘end of the world/the world is in chaos’ sex

‘i can’t believe we survived’ sex

‘i caught you masturbating’ sex

‘you caught me masturbating’ sex

‘crotchless underwear is a thing’ sex

‘i’m/your pregnant and horny’ sex

‘we’re in a public place and i just spent the last half hour making you ridiculously aroused’ sex

‘you’re my teacher and i finally seduced you’ sex

‘i’m your teacher and i can’t believe your my student’ sex

‘best friend’s younger sibling who suddenly got hot’ sex

‘i saw a cool scene in a porno and i want to reenact it’ sex

CATEGORY THREE; cheating/assumed cheating

‘everyone thinks we’re banging, so we might as well just do it’ sex

‘we’ve been friends-with-benefits for a long time, and now that one of us is in a relationship, are we going to stop?’ sex

‘randomly hooked up one night and the next monday you walk into my work and i discover that my favourite colleague is actually your husband/wife’ sex

‘one or both of us is in a relationship, but we can’t help it’ sex

‘we’ve both been cheated on by our respective partners, so fuck it’ sex

CATEGORY FOUR; established relationships

‘we just got engaged’ sex

‘i thought you were dead, but you’re not and i can’t believe it’ sex

‘we were childhood sweethearts, and we haven’t seen each other in years’ sex

‘i need to lose my virginity and you’re the only person i want to lose it to’ sex

‘you just walked into my office for a job as my secretary/assistant and we haven’t seen each other in years, but sexual tension is a thing’ sex

‘our families hate each other for (insert reason here) but that doesn’t matter to us’ sex

‘we’re in a dysfunctional, toxic relationship but i still love you more than anything in this world’ sex

CATEGORY FIVE; lgbti+

‘my girlfriend left me with blue balls, and you’re her brother and i’m pretty sure i’m not gay but lets go for it’ sex

‘we pretended to be lesbian lovers to get a creepy guy to stop hitting on us, so we kissed to complete the charade and we both kind of liked it, so…?’ sex

‘you’re my room mate and you’re really hot, but we’re both guys/girls and this is new to me’ sex

‘i’m gay and you’re curious and you asked me to show you what it’s like’ sex

‘you’re gay and i’m curious and i asked you to show me what it’s like’ sex

[pacificremains]

Good boys

[shadyufo]

Small Female C.how C.how vs Big Male R.ottweiler