Sylas / Cal.

I am Cal.

[calvinb0nkington]

Intro or wtv

Sylas, Cal or Aj ; 6teen (2010).

It / he / thing.

Transmasc , Agender , bi , nd demiromantic

i am Cal.

pronouns.cc here ; other ways to contact me nd yeah.

BYI ; IWC .

I dont have a "plan" and nor do I condone the actions of any perps.

I am tcc & jirai. If that isnt clue enough, im very mentally fucked. I lack empathy, and i am mean & avoidant. I often have breakdowns. Please keep this in mind before talking to me.

To add on, I have no dni. I do not care. Anyone can interact. But i block freely. And Often. The block button is my best friend.

I might seem mean but pls be friends with me. pleaseeuh.

Main interests rn ; Zd 2003 , dispatch, Kny , fnaf, tbbt , owm , mlp , shameless , co09 , cotc, IT , and mha .

Fav perps ; Alyssa B , Jeffery Dahmer , & Andrew Blaze

Tags (FINALLY) ;

#Bake ^_^ - my son !!! @3asybake0ven

#Twilight + Fluttershy :] - Dazai ANDD Dennis @karmonp1ki

#Im insecure and I need attention! - Regular posts

#Cal ml - about Calvinnnn !!!

#Are you dead yet!? - Vents ew ew loser venting eugh

Stamps and shit below cut!!!

made by @captaincllark

not cal related

[sjweminem]

every y2k era eminem photographer was like alright we NEED to make these as gay as possible. and eminem was like you're so right

[calvinb0nkington]

I wanna delete my blog and start over but im almost at 60 followers..

[calvinb0nkington]

Nod nod, that makes sense! Hm hm hm.

Would you rather have three wishes, but they can only be very general things (for example only able to wish for flight, not method of flight) and are subjected to normal genie rules, or have ONE wish, but the only rule is no asking for more?

i had to read this like 3 times it was not computing

uhmm, probably the second one? Because i feel like i wouldnt be able to get any of the things i wanted with those rules ,, but with the one i could specify what i want

[calvinb0nkington]

I think the mouse on me as well, although that might cause some issues with my cats :P I just don't think I could be on someone else like that!

Let's seeee, would you rather only be able to wear blue denim (basic jeans) for all your clothes, or wear carpet textured clothes?

I didnt even think of my cats oml

basic blue denim 100%!!! my sensory issues could NOT handle carpet (ﾟーﾟ*)

[calvinb0nkington]

It is NOT a person as a mouse the other way around. And if you're the mouse the person doesn't know you're a person who's been moused

okay okay...hmm.

Id want a mouse magnitized to me, cus like, mice arent necessarily mean, and i could just carry around a bag or something!

hbuu?

[calvinb0nkington]

Did my other ask go through. My WiFi is trash.

evil freaking wifi, yes it did

[calvinb0nkington]

Um um um talks to you!! I don't know I've been trying to nap for like an hour sobs sobs

Hhhhhrrrrmmmm would you ratherrr have a mouse that can never stop touching your body, as if it was heavily magnetized to you, or BE the mouse on someone else?

ough i hate when u want the nap but the nap doesnt want u </3

oooo hmm! wait if I can be the mouse, does that mean if i have a mouse always touching me its a person as a mouse too??

[calvinb0nkington]

i wanna get on discord but ive never used in my entire life and i am. scared

[notkrieggabriel]

uploading old zd edits geulp more coming soon andre is so me ☹️

[calvinb0nkington]

someone talk to me im in a good mood and no one to talk to (*´Д`*)

[zackkuuiii]

jeff the killer And sallyface

I made an AU where there's two are bffs and their path crossed.. I'm still working on a mini comic about them .. HEHEHHE

[calvinb0nkington]

Oh no, I can't do either either (hehehe either either)

But hhhmm I guess a handstand walk? It'd probably be easier to learn and more precise?

AND DEFINITELY A DEER OH MY GOODNESS NOTHING AGAINST FOXES BUT I WANT A DEER SO BAD DIES HOW ABOUT YOU??

And then for my final question (since Mori refuses to leave me alone and is now making me spend time with him and Elise)

Would you ratherrrr only be able to eat entirely unseasoned food, not even salt is allowed, orrrr drink only slightly warm water?

hmmm probably a fox! my son is a fox (　・`ω・´) (@3asybake0ven)

evil freaking Mori!!!! well ill b here when ur back i got nothin goin on ( ・ε・)

i love that guy oml look at him ( ・ε・)

ahem anyway,,

thats a terrible question oh god, uh, probably slightly warm water??

[calvinb0nkington]

Umumumummmm Minecraft! Because if you don't want to, you really don't have to fight a bunch!! Plus, I have terrible aim <\3 you?

And then for my next oneeee

Would you rather have to handstand walk everywhere orrrr cartwheel everywhere?

minecraft! If its like survival, once you get a house built / somewhere safe youd be fine :p

Oh i cant do either oh dear uhhhhhhh.

id just die ig..... </3... hbu???

erm erm looks around frantically.

would you rather own a fox or a deer???

[calvinb0nkington]

Hrrrmmm think think think. I don't think I would, because I'm actually pretty excited to work rather than do school! How about you?

And I won't make you do all the work, let me think with my thunker as wellll hmmmm

Would you rather have a long, thin, fleshy tail that's impossible to hide, or huge, bald, upright ears like a bat! Neither of them can be removed.

ohh thats difficult hmm..

Probabaly the ears? I dont have a reason, but the thought of that tail is unsettling..

oki my turn!!! uhmmmmm

would you rather live in minecraft or [insert random ass shooter game idfk i dont play those types of games]

[calvinb0nkington]

I've come to your inbox to keep you company!! I donttt have much to say. But I'm sitting here!!! Making sure you aren't alone!!

oh ur so kind thank u!!! dw ill think of a would u rather /question

hmmm hmmm hmmm thinks thinks thunks with my brian.

Would you go to school for an extra 4 years if it meant you could retire early???? idk man i was looking around my house trying to think of something and..NOTHING

[calvinb0nkington]

oh hello there fellow and ur daunting eyes, what brings you to my inbox?