Ramble Time

miscellaneous musings of an adrenaline junky

[camarowrx]

Some flower themed bracelets I made over the weekend. I listed them in my #Etsy shop.

Flower Blossom Bracelet https://etsy.me/43zDEsO

[camarowrx]

Last first period faceoff in the offensive zone for the @blackbearsnahl who are up 1-0! #nahl (at Piney Orchard Ice Arena) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp-ydUMOaT3/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[camarowrx]

Yay! @blackbearsnahl score a PpG, and are up 1-0! #nahl (at Piney Orchard Ice Arena) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp-wImHOoXe/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[camarowrx]

We get to see Tarik's son play this time! @blackbearsnahl @tarikelbashir @theathletichq #nahl #hockey (at Piney Orchard Ice Arena) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp-uudKuuRC/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[camarowrx]

My view for this afternoon! @blackbearsnahl Sunday matinee! #hockey #nahl (at Piney Orchard Ice Arena) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp-sBSFOfa7/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[camarowrx]

Claude's got a better view now 😁 (at Crooked Crab Brewing Company) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp81EubN_6z/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[camarowrx]

Memories of stupid loud CRXes and rumbly Z28s..... (at Hampton Roads Bridge–Tunnel) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp7rAYiOnKU/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[camarowrx]

Some more photos from Fort Washington and Piscataway Park, this time from my Canon. #FindYourPark #ShareTheExperience #wanderlust #PiscatawayLands #hiking https://www.instagram.com/p/CptSTfIt5ny/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[camarowrx]

We also went over to Piscataway Park and wandered a little bit there, too. You can easily see Fort Washington and Mount Vernon from the Accokeek fishing pier. I wish the weather had been nicer though; it was a cold rain/wet snow mix that started while we were there, so we didn't stay long. #FindYourPark #ShareTheExperience #wanderlust #hiking #NationalColonialFarm #PiscatawayLands (at Piscataway Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/CptBl2BvnMx/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[camarowrx]

Pat and I took a trip down to Fort Washington. It was overcast and chilly. #FindYourPark #ShareTheExperience #wanderlust #hiking (at Fort Washington Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/CptBAqyPA4z/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[camarowrx]

Pat's cooking up something... #HotSauce #Peppers https://www.instagram.com/p/Cpqn4m9r247/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[thornescratch]

Last of Us star Keivonn Woodard teaching sign language to Alexander Ovechkin. Woodard wants to become the first deaf NHL player.

[meantfortheshore]

[moremetalthanyourmom]

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

[youcangofindatree-deactivated20]

Gotta try it

[clevermanka]

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

[emmagrant01]

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

[mercurialkitty]

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

[songbirde108]

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

[onethingconstant]

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

[naeonnoir]

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

[retroasgardian-deactivated20180]

[spiduhgirl]

It’s called the Murder Strut.

[elegantmess100]

IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!

[b3gayd0crim3]

A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.

[linkedsoul]

One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him.

It works wonders.

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let ‘em know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them.

If there’s anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize I’m not moving for them, I can’t think of it atm.

[chasing-asterion]

[seperis]

Walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

Wheel like you’re gonna win the Indy 500 and don’t care how.

Your crutches are short swords; walk like you can see them buried in the bodies of anyone who crosses (in front of) you.

Tumblr: teaching women how to be Moses and part the fucking Red Sea with the power of their minds.

[taraljc]

I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT

[marithlizard]

Patriarchy Chicken and The Murder Strut, dance names for the new millenium. 

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

OH MY GOD I HAD BARELY SCROLLED DOWN THIS POST AND WAS GONNA SAY “JUST TAKE SOME ADVICE FROM ME THAT I LEARNT FROM AN OLD TUMBLR POST ABOUT WALKING LIKE THE WINTER SOLDIER FROM YEARS AGO” BUT THEN IT TURNED OUT TO BE THIS POST

I first discovered this a few years ago when I was an insecure 14-year-old, and since then I indeed do the “murder strut” and staunch everywhere I go, literally works wonders

[cade-the-god]

murder strut works wonders in the airport and school.

[fullyfunctionalminiaturebeehive]

Back in HS, other kids would kinda stream behind me like the tail of a comet because I was several inches taller than most of the student population and the Murder Strut was just…how I walked. Amazingly effective.

[samwolk]

This is fucking awesome.

[camarowrx]

Bumblebee bumbling in the orange butterfly milkweed #bee #pollinator https://www.instagram.com/p/CRkXldktBDJ/?utm_medium=tumblr

[camarowrx]

I wish I could speak birb. #americanrobin #robin #bird https://www.instagram.com/p/CRZc8aENqRO/?utm_medium=tumblr

[camarowrx]

Tiny mushroom https://www.instagram.com/p/CRXfVyptaw7/?utm_medium=tumblr

[camarowrx]

One of these will be going to Summit Point on Sunday to compete.... https://www.instagram.com/p/CRLBcpYt1TT/?utm_medium=tumblr