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@rickersmortis
bearingwitness:
Hackers are everywhere
Now that they have your Facebook
They’ve got everything
They’ll probably hack your car soon too, and your house
You fucked up
My car? My house? They can get into my house from my FaceBook? My grandson, Tapir, warned me this could happen if I wasn’t more careful. How do I stop them? I know the police.
deathisanartmetzli:
I gotchu. Press the buttons Ctrl, Alt, and F4 at the same time. Should send an automatic report to the right place.
[user’s Windows ‘98 desktop computer literally explodes]
deathisanartmetzli:
Yo, I don’t know how to break it to you old man, but, you’re dumb.
How do I report this hacker?
I was hacked! Some no-good youngster stole my FaceBook account! How’d they get in there? My password was MRickers1234, which is hard to guess with all those numbers.
shroomsbysolomon:
top speed for a bus
how far do buses run out of white crest, maine
what is a bus pass?
how to acquire a bus pass
why isn’t this search working????
Why is Google asking me questions
How to tell if Google is broken
Best hiking trails black and white waterfall White Crest
Is Google trying to get me to leave town
wizcheese:
Maybe you should plant flowers to distract the mega-bees
As for a date:
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Golly, that’s a great idea. Little Tapir has really taken to gardening. He likes those black and white flowers, the erm-- what were they called... Google, do you know?
Now there’s a tip! What would I do without you? Technology has come so far these last 30 years.
wizcheese:
I think its the fertilizer personally, this is what we all get for using that synthetic stuff
mega-bees
Thank you, Google. I’m alarmed to learn about these mega-bees. Have they put anyone in the morgue yet? Or is it only a matter of time? Should my grandchildren stop playing outside?
Google, while I have you, how do I find a date?
Google why are the bees bigger than my grandson
google how to tell if my grandchildren like me
Google Moose Caboose find a date
Google new beard cream
detective-keen:
You okay there Doctor?
Ayuh, am I ever! Google helped me cancel this darn meal service kit I’ve been trying to unsubscribe from for months. You ever have some Striped Apron?
blamegoblins:
[There is a feedback review submission form with a prominent ‘give us your name so our employees know you care!’ section]
Dear Google,
Thank you very much for helping me unsubscribe. My last meal kit left my office covered in stripes for a week! Gosh, it took the new janitor ages to figure out how to scrub ‘em off.
Your friend,
Morty
blamegoblins:
[Goblin cackling ensues]
Phew. Thanks, Google! Amazing what technology can do these days.
Google cancel meal kit delivery service White Crest
corpse--diem:
Huh. You don’t say. Two weeks ago–that was around the same time of the morgue explosion, wasn’t it?
Thanks, Morty. Oh, that’s right! You’ve talked about her before. She seems like a really great girl. Hilarious too, from the stories you’ve told. But no, don’t worry. I signed a lease on an apartment just last week. I’m all set for now.
How are you though? It’s been ages since we’ve gotten together for dinner.
Four days after, according to my calendar. Probably related.
Ayuh, that’s my girl! She’s gonna have her fourth, soon, too! I can’t wait to have some new cheeks to pinch.
Where is your apartment? Not in The Bend, I hope. A whole lot of homicides have happened there lately -- more than usual.
Overworked due to the vacancy, but still happy as a clam. Well how about it then? You wanna go to the ‘ol Caboose sometime? Or get a beer and watch a game?
corpse--diem:
She quit? When? Did she go back to work in Augusta?
Oh, yeah, thanks. It’s fine. Well–not fine, but the insurance is finally starting to get squared away. Hopefully I’ll be able to start rebuilding within the month. Cross your fingers for me?
Two weeks ago on the dot, ma’am. No, no, there’s no record of her transferring to another ME’s office anywhere in the state, or even the country. I don’t know where she went off to, but I don’t think it’s any of my beeswax.
I’ll keep ‘em all crossed for ya. Do you have somewhere to stay in the meantime? My daughter, Mar, runs an inn in town.