I will be a main character!

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“What? No, I don’t think I need anything, my pistols and cameo star should do the job just nicely.”

“But where’s the fun to just use the same weapons every time? And, as I heard, you have to make whoever stole your thing learn their place, isn’t it? Therefore, buy one of the Satan approved weapons!”

“And your enemies will burn with pain! Also good to make your dreams come true.” Where did those flame come from? We just don’t know

"Dude, have you ever been hit by a spiked ball? Those things hurt like hell, especially if the hit is non-fatal, trust me it is very fun to see them full of holes like that. Plus I am more use to using my current weapons, so my chances are much better if I stick to what I am comfortable with and fits with my fighting style."

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“Whoever the fuck decided that my Yoshitsuna should be the prize for some stupid tournament without my permission is going to pay.”

“If you’re going to beat someone to a pulp, why don’t you buy your weapons from me? We have Laser sabers, Giant hammers with anti-gravity sistem in order to be easy to swing around, swords, guns and even the whole Rip You a New One set, Mecha included.

All for a modest prize, mylady.”

"What? No, I don't think I need anything, my pistols and cameo star should do the job just nicely."

"Whoever the fuck decided that my Yoshitsuna should be the prize for some stupid tournament without my permission is going to pay."

Lookie what Asagi found…

Congratulations on making it onto the first round of DLC for Disgaea D2.

… This isn’t a beauty pageant or anything like that, Liliel.

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Strawberries are in season, right?

… What do you eat strawberries with..?

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“Naaah, I think I’m going to have to pass on that. You’re perverted mind killed my mood. Jesus, is that all that’s on young girl’s minds nowadays?”

"Well sooorry little princess of purity, people have been bugging me and trying to get me to ask to star in an H-game or something along those lines, so excuse me if my mind makes the wrong assumptions for awhile."

“Calm down, Asagi. All they did was register it as the prize. I don’t think they’d do something THAT mean. That’s just cruel, even for NIS.”

"DO you even know how cruel NIS can be? Just look at what they've done to me. How would you feel if you didn't even have a backstory, huh?"

"And what about my specials that involve using the Yoshitsuna? Am I forbidden from using those since it is being held as the prize?"

“It’s the prize for whoever wins. That, and I heard NIS will cut a deal to make the winner their own game! I’m not saying it because I know it’s the truth, of course. That would just be silly.”

“R-really?!”

“Wait, I still wanna know why they would put MY Yoshitsune up as the prize without asking me? I need that thing to travel games you know! Not to mention that I nicked it off overlord Zetta fair and square!”

“This tournament will have competitors from various different universes participating, Asagi. If you want to get the Yoshitsuna back before Zetta does, you might want to submit a registration form.”

"Fine then, I will register, but if I find out they made any changes to my repairs or programming on my ship then I am blasting the whole tournament along with you, you got me? I only just recently got it up to my specific specifications."

“It’s the prize for whoever wins. That, and I heard NIS will cut a deal to make the winner their own game! I’m not saying it because I know it’s the truth, of course. That would just be silly.”

"R-really?!"

"Wait, I still wanna know why they would put MY Yoshitsune up as the prize without asking me? I need that thing to travel games you know! Not to mention that I nicked it off overlord Zetta fair and square!"

"Hey, so what's this I hear about you trying to hijack my Main Character role?" Said the hero, referring to her response to Disgaea 5: Love Beyond Time.

"Oh? What if I am?"

Hello, Gordon Faithful! This is Captain Gordon, Defender of Earth, speaking!

Now, many of you are no doubt wondering why I’m speaking from the fourth wall. I’m here to explain that to you. It’s been rather bland recently, and we have some time on our hands, so, I’ve decided to host a tournament to spice things up around here! It will be called the Netherworld Battle Royale! I’ve put together a very special prize for this occasion: The Space Battleship Yoshitsuna! Whoever wins the Battle Royale will be the proud owner of this legendary vessel! Send all applications to the submission box, and I will personally look through them. I look forward to seeing who participates!

"What about the Yoshitsune?"