[thebootydiaries]

[valtsv]

oh theres a witch in these woods??? is she single???

[valtsv]

brb going to ask the forest witch out on a date

[valtsv]

my firstborn child has been stolen

[pink-goblin]

your wife taking care of your child is not “stealing”

[unclefather]

[sharkboxes]

[bowtiefox]

[toastp1ercer]

[valtsv]

oh theres a witch in these woods??? is she single???

[harryandtommo]

me: *goes to my nearest hospital* hello i would like to be put into a medically induced coma 

[mothcub]

Don’t think too much, unless you are thinking about baby crows like these:

If that’s the case then continue thinking about them a lot, because that’s a really good idea and I fully support it.

[closet-keys]

Underrated form of intimacy: being silly together

[witcheshaven]

The Rose Serpent

[quotemadness]

“I think I could have loved you better than anyone, and I can’t stop making lists of all the times I almost told you that.”

— Caitlyn Siehl

[wnq-writers]

“You do and say nice things when it’s convenient for you and call it love”

— - stop saying you love me and making me feel stupid for believing you, Rida Aamina.

[stefani-germanotta]

vine compilation #2345346234 (feat. vines i haven’t really seen in other compilations)

[smellyoldblanket]

The fuckin Weezer peanut butter baby killed me

[thebootydiaries]

[hyrude]

u ever have cravings that are like “you WILL eat a rice krispies treat or there will be consequences. you have 24 hours”

[bogleech]

is this not….the only way people experience desire to eat?

[shouldnt]

I think I just peed my pants.

[unf0rgivingly]

For the love of god watch this until the end

[dope-ethiopian]

I saw my life flash before my eyes

[brucebocchi]

the cameraman:

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

u ever get no sleep and the next day ur body functions like the tumblr app

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

me: we need to study

brain: hhuuUUUUGUHHGHUHGUHGUHUUH :((( oops SORRY! woopsie doopsies ! we mad ea big ol uhuhfdioufhdsiuiuaksj!!!!!!!????!?!?! :((((((

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

is everyone reblogging this ok