this white Creature is Mr. Handsome

i’m jordan and i’m dumb please no minors. this is not a place of honor header by gimme20dollas on twitter

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[fallout-lou-begas]

currently explaining "chap hop" to a coworker. they weren't there. it feels like a hallucination

[fallout-lou-begas]

so back in the late 2000s/early 2010s a bunch of reddit white guys thought it would be epic and awesomesauce to tongue-in-cheekly "class up" rap music by performing as antiquated british gentlemen dandies and rapping about only the most distinguished subject matters (like the "nerdcore" craze but so much worse, genuinely) and that's how you got shit as radioactive as this

[fallout-lou-begas]

this godforsaken website is so white that i really should have foreseen real human bloggers shooting for chap hop in the big 2026

[spore-carrier]

obsessed

[roshi-the-master-hand]

[southernstoner420]

Bitch just pulled a bazooka out of her titties like it was nothing.

[woodmeat]

she from chicago

[kimiko24]

I fucking love this video

[triangleguy]

by fomajc on instagram. im losing my shit over this

[dorothylarouge]

TODAY AT 2:30 PM PST

Strewth, mate! Those nasty Quinkan buggers are still muckin' about in Southern Rivers! Join us as we make a fair dinkum effort to snuff 'em out - even if that means joining forces with that yobbo Cass!

Watch this video on Twitch Live

[dorothylarouge]

LIVE NOW!!!!

[dogpuppy]

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[mrsandman42069]

[lakemojave]

babo bobo babab beebo bapa?

BOOBABA BEE BO BADA BOO BABAB BEEBO

[mxnrique]

HAPPY PRIDE

[plaidos]

i was really really sick to the degree that i couldn’t work for the rest of May, and we’re going through a cost of living crisis in my country so if you want to support a disabled trans woman with an incredibly low income then maybe slip a couple bucks my way. thank you ❤️

[brucebocchi]

Do you think the Bears will actually move?

they're desperate to own their own stadium; that's been part of the team ownership grift for the past two decades so yeah it would include them moving the team to fucking indiana

[dorothylarouge]

The Gay Mask: Ssssomebody top me!

[jarnt8]

[jarnt8]

Smokin'!

Somebody Stop Me!

[dogpuppy]

[sailatina3]

[badassdemonsword]