happy saturday be silly

mads, 27

[goddesspharo]

MEG STALTER: I also feel very jealous of whoever he works with next. And I said it's specific to us being a duo. So if I saw Paul with some funny fat girl, I would start to be sick to my stomach and I feel like I would start maybe not texting him back. Maybe I feel like I would be mad at him and I would feel like I would be upset with him and I would maybe start unliking some of the likes that I've given him online.  PAUL W. DOWNS: If she's in another comedy duo, I am committing vehicular manslaughter. I am absolutely not even just saying…I am doing damage to the world. I'm upset. [x]

[notkatniss]

French-by-way-of-Sydney-by-way-of-psych-ward portrayal

[dogpuppy]

[hyrude]

the thing you forget about texas is that if youre having fun you will have to shower 3 times a day

[cleaningouttherooms]

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

[gaysie]

IMMEDIATELY hall of fame image

[romanceyourdemons]

we need fewer songs about falling in love and breaking up and MORE songs about famous disasters of the sea

[romanceyourdemons]

being told you’d cruise the seas for american gold you’d fire no guns, shed no tears, now you’re a broken man on a halifax pier might not be a universal experience, but like neither is the club. so a little perspective might be nice

[captain-price-returns]

[catasters]

[monchursouls]

Smacka smacka smacka

[pukicho]

No one has ever made money

[contemptible-scoundrel]

welcome to my music dojo. *punches you a dozen times in two seconds but stops just before connecting every time* [angelic as fuck voice] can we pretend that air planes in the night sky are like shooting stars...? I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now... *bows, palm to fist* *smirks wryly* don't worry. if I wanted to kill you, you'd already be dead. are you ready?

[hyrude]

switching back to writing in third person like a grown up after writing in second person for months is like pulling teeth. second person is writing cheat codes. gives you the emotional distance from first person to not feel like a high schooler, but you can still reap all the benefits of straightforward conversational styling. second person goes down sooooo easy. you did this and you thought that. it has nothing to do with me. now im in third person and the pronouns... juggling the pronouns. name city. every other word is a name. or else she said to her, “WHICH ONE OF US IS TALKING????”

[horrorlesbians]

how many movies have you see in theaters so far this year?

none

1

2-5

6-10

11-15

15-20

20-25

30+

Voting ended onJun 4

[hyrude]

i had to quit my radio show to focus on other professional endeavors (ie perceiving omens while on long walks, writing fanfiction nobody reads) but if i still had one i would be telling you guys to ready yourselves for the jjerome87 album release. going to be huge

[zoesupreme]

Lighthouse RPatz needs to be on the roster. technically they could have David Byrne in the mix too.

[fangorn-forest]

summer sufferers poll: would you rather have…

the ability to repel all bugs so they can’t touch/bite/sting you

the ability to always be at a comfortable temperature while outside

no chafing ever again

Remaining time: 2 hours 16 minutes

[hyrude]

people keep finding new ways to be negative. now theyre saying it’s horribly depressing to get a decently healthy lunch with your coworkers. i for one love my corporate slop bowl. i like that my salad has avocado and kind of a lot of dressing. i look forward to my slop bowl all week. do you think i’m a bad person? i think we all might do well to think positively

[hyrude]

they hate how little it takes for us to be happy