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𝑮𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝑪𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒏'𝒔 𝑮𝒊𝒓𝒍!
𝑺𝒉𝒆/𝒉𝒆𝒓
𝑺𝒊𝒎𝒑
𝒄𝒖𝒓𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒍𝒚 𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈: 𝑳𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒔𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒆 (𝑵𝒊𝒄 𝒙 𝑴𝒂𝒇𝒊𝒂!𝒐𝒄), 𝑪𝒐𝒐𝒍 𝑭𝒐𝒓 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒖𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒓 (𝑵𝒊𝒄 𝒙 𝒎𝒂𝒍𝒆!𝑶𝑪), 𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝑪𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝑩𝒆 𝑼𝒔 (𝑵𝒊𝒄 𝒙 𝒎𝒂𝒍𝒆!𝑶𝑪), 𝑫𝒂𝒅𝒅𝒚, 𝑫𝒂𝒅𝒅𝒚 (𝑵𝒊𝒄 𝒙 𝑫𝑰𝑳𝑭!𝒐𝒄), 𝟐𝟕 𝑩𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒐𝒏𝒔 (𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒕 𝒙 𝑨𝒄𝒓𝒐𝒃𝒂𝒕!𝒐𝒄), 𝑪𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒑 𝑴𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒍 (𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒕 𝒙 𝒆𝒙!𝒐𝒄), 𝑲𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 & 𝑸𝒖𝒆𝒆𝒏𝒔 (𝒂𝒍𝒕!𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒕 𝒙 𝒈𝒐𝒕𝒉!𝑶𝑪), 𝑭𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑲𝑬𝑫 𝑶𝑼𝑻 (𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉!𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔 𝒙 𝒄𝒂𝒎𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍!𝑶𝑪), 𝑭𝒍𝒖𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 & 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒈 (𝒃𝒖𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒇𝒍𝒚!𝑵𝒊𝒄 𝒙 𝒔𝒏𝒂𝒌𝒆!𝑶𝑪)
𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒅: 𝑨𝑵𝑶𝑵 (𝑵𝒊𝒄 𝒙 𝒎𝒂𝒍𝒆!𝑶𝑪)
Which Should I Update first? 🤔
Kings & Queens
FREAKED OUT
Flutter & Fang
COMING SOON...
Nick Sturniolo is a social butterfly in the most literal sense—he collects people the way other people collect souvenirs, drifting from group to group with easy laughter and open arms. Elijah Marshall is the opposite: emo, quiet, and rarely without one of his four pet snakes somewhere nearby. Nick befriends him on a whim, deciding the quiet guy with the dark clothes and the reptile tank is interesting enough to keep around.
It starts as friendship. Nick talks enough for both of them. Elijah listens, offers dry one-liners, and occasionally lets Nick hold one of the snakes. Attraction creeps in slowly—Nick noticing the way Elijah’s hands move when he’s calm, Elijah noticing that Nick never actually leaves. The butterfly doesn’t realize he’s been caught until he’s already comfortable in the fangs.
COMING SOON...
Olivia Maxeys has strict parents, a carefully maintained reputation, and a secret life under the name Titty_Kittie. Cat mask on, voice filtered, she cams to spite the rules she grew up under—and because the money is good. Chris Sturniolo is one of her top donators. Generous. Consistent. A little too attentive in chat. He has no idea the girl behind the mask is the same one who shows up at family dinners, who his parents adore, who he’s known for years as just “Olivia.”
She knows exactly who he is. Every time his donation message pops up, her stomach drops. Every time she sees him in person, she has to pretend the version of herself that exists online doesn’t. The distance between the mask and the real girl gets harder to hold the more he tips… and the more he starts asking questions that feel too close.
COMING SOON....
Aaliyah spends her shifts at Chick-fil-A in black nails and heavy eyeliner, half-listening to customers while counting down the minutes until she can go home, put on music, and disappear into her own world. Matt is the alt YouTuber with messy hair, piercings, and a camera that somehow always ends up pointed at the quieter corners of life. They meet when he comes through her drive-thru three times in one week for the same order, then again when he recognizes her at a local show.
What starts as dry comments and shared cigarettes behind the building turns into late-night drives, playlists sent without caption, and the slow realization that the goth girl from the drive-thru and the YouTuber who never quite fits the loud internet mold feel like the same kind of quiet. She’s twenty-two and tired of being looked at like a stereotype. He’s twenty-two and tired of performing. Together, they stop performing.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY STURNIOLOS
Happy Birthday to Nick, who's taught me to be confident in myself, to be positive no matter the situation. (I swear if Noah doesn't post something I will riot)
Happy Birthday to Matt, who I feel I relate to the most. We both write to escape, and Matt has taught me that having anxiety isn't always a bad thing.
Happy Birthday to Chris, who's taught me to always be myself, even if other people don't like it.
Happy birthday to these three amazing boys who make the world a brighter place day by day. Happy birthday to these wonderful guys who've changed the lives of millions.
Happy birthday to the Sturniolo Triplets <3
May 23 be a spectacular year for you.
FIREFLIES
(Nick x Jalen)
The rotor blades carved the sky into soft, rhythmic pulses as the helicopter lifted from the private airstrip, a low thrum that settled into Jalen’s chest like a second heartbeat.
Golden hour had already begun its quiet alchemy across the California hills—sunlight the color of aged honey spilling over ridgelines, turning every dry grass and distant oak into something luminous and fleeting.
Jalen sat beside Nick, their knees brushing, and watched the way the light caught in the younger man’s lashes when he finally opened his eyes.
Nick had been quiet since the moment they climbed aboard. His fingers had tightened around Jalen’s hand during the pre-flight briefing, knuckles pale against the warm brown of Jalen’s skin.
He had joked earlier—something about how the only heights he trusted were the ones on his camera roll—but the humor had thinned the closer they got to the open doors and the waiting sky. Jalen had only squeezed once, firm and steady, and murmured, “I’ve got you,” against the shell of Nick’s ear. That had been enough to get him into the seat.
Now the ground fell away.
The world tilted and softened. The city became a scatter of tiny lights already beginning to wake, the coastline a silver thread unspooling toward the horizon.
Jalen leaned forward slightly, the headset snug over his dark curls, and felt the familiar, private thrill of elevation. He had flown before—chartered planes for brand trips, drones for content—but never like this.
Never with Nick’s breath audible in the shared channel, never with the late sun painting the glass of the cockpit in molten amber.
Nick’s free hand rested on his own thigh, fingers flexing once, twice. Jalen covered it without looking, thumb stroking slow circles across the back of Nick’s hand. The contact was simple. Necessary. He felt the tension bleed out in increments, the way heat leaves a stone after dusk.
“Look,” Jalen said softly into the mic.
Nick turned his head. The golden light found the freckles across the bridge of his nose, the soft pink of his lower lip. Below them the hills rolled in slow waves of shadow and fire.
And then—there. In the darker folds of the valleys, in the open meadows that had already slipped into twilight while the higher ground still burned—tiny points of light began to rise.
Fireflies.
Hundreds of them. Thousands. They lifted from the grass in soft, pulsing clouds, green-gold and weightless, as if the earth itself had decided to breathe stars upward.
The pilot banked gently, giving them a longer view, and the swarm drifted like living embers beneath the helicopter’s belly. Some rose higher than the rest, almost close enough to touch if the doors had been open, their intermittent glow reflecting faintly against the glass.
Nick made a small sound—half laugh, half something quieter. His fingers tightened around Jalen’s again, but this time it wasn’t fear. It was wonder.
Jalen watched the shift happen in real time: the way Nick’s shoulders loosened, the way his mouth parted, the way his eyes—always so expressive, always so ready to perform—simply received. No camera. No audience. Just the two of them suspended between a dying sun and a field of living light.
Jalen’s chest ached with it.
He had planned this carefully. The private charter. The timing calculated to the minute so they would be aloft exactly when the light turned liquid.
He had wanted to give Nick something that couldn’t be edited or filtered or turned into content—something that existed only in the space between their bodies and the sky. And here it was.
The nervousness had been real. The courage to come anyway had been realer. And now the reward unfurled beneath them like a secret the earth had kept until they were ready.
The pilot circled once more, slower this time. The fireflies thickened in the lower shadows, a river of soft green sparks moving against the darker green of the grass.
Higher up, the last of the sun caught the rotor wash and scattered it into fine gold dust. Jalen felt the warmth of it against the side of his face, felt Nick’s shoulder press closer until there was no space left between them.
“I was scared,” Nick admitted, voice low enough that it almost didn’t register through the headset. “Like… actually scared.”
Jalen turned fully toward him. The light had gone copper now, catching the curve of Nick’s cheekbone, the faint sheen of moisture at the corner of one eye that might have been wind or something else.
Jalen reached up and brushed it away with the pad of his thumb, careful, lingering.
“I know,” he said. “You came anyway.”
Nick’s mouth curved—small, private. “Yeah. I did.”
They stayed like that for a long time, the helicopter drifting in wide, lazy arcs while the fireflies continued their quiet constellation below.
Jalen catalogued every detail the way he sometimes catalogued light for a photoshoot: the way Nick’s dark hair lifted slightly in the filtered air from the vents, the way his skin stood out sharper in the golden wash, the way his breathing had finally synced with Jalen’s own.
The city lights grew brighter as the sun slipped fully behind the western ridge, but the fireflies held their own against the encroaching dark, stubborn and soft and alive.
When the pilot finally radioed that it was time to begin the descent, Nick didn’t flinch. He only leaned his head against Jalen’s shoulder, eyes still on the glowing fields below, and whispered something too quiet for the headset to catch. Jalen felt the shape of the words against his collarbone more than he heard them.
He pressed a kiss to the top of Nick’s head, slow and deliberate, and watched the last of the fireflies wink out one by one as the helicopter lowered them gently back toward the earth—toward the ordinary world that would still be waiting, but would never again feel quite the same.
@thenickgirl
Hope you like it :) 99% percent inspired by my helicopter ride, 1% inspired by the song 😭
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Adelaine + Chris
(Cheap Motel)
Coming soon...
Cheap Motel: Matt Sturniolo x Ex!oc
Matt used to be in a relationship with a tiktoker and aspiring singer, Adelaine Iseman.
At first, everything was lovely. Then Matt started putting Adelaine last. Whether it was filming, hanging with friends, meetings, Adelaine never felt like a priority. Then Matt became that kind of guy. The kind that mistreats someone without getting violent. The kind that ignores feelings. The kind that makes you feel inconvenient.
So, they split. Of course, social media had no idea. But Nick and Chris knew. They stayed friends with Adelaine, even though she and Matt unfollowed each other and completely cut contact.
Now, months after the breakup, Adelaine posts a new song Cheap Motel, and the guest star of her music video? Chris Sturniolo.
Adelaine Iseman | 21 | Ex-Girlfriend with talent
Matthew Sturniolo | 22 | Reformed Toxic Ex
27 Billion Reasons
Matt Sturniolo
Quiet, calm, sweet. 22. YouTuber.
Della Blaire
Oblivious, bubbly, cheerful. 23. Tiktoker.
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Chat am I crazy or has the fandom highkey lowkey keykey matured a lil bit (a lot)
Maybe it's just cause I'm not looking but I haven't seen ONE parasocial post about Nick and Noah (but it could also just be because 11 year old girls probs don't want the gay one :/ I'LL TAKE HIM THO)
And I'm really happy for them because they super cute and Nick deserves to be happy, but I feel like Im just waiting for the bad side.
Maybe 2023 was just the lowest of lows...
DADDY, DADDY, PART SIX
Downstairs, the kitchen smelled like heaven. Eggs were sizzling in one pan, bacon in another, and Clint moved around the space with that same effortless confidence Nick couldn’t stop noticing.
Amelie was still upstairs — her shower apparently turning into a full concert, judging by the muffled singing floating down. That left Nick sitting at the kitchen table, trying to look casual while his brain replayed the image of Clint shirtless from upstairs on loop.
Clint had the TV on in the living room, visible from the kitchen island. He’d picked a movie at random and let it play while he cooked.
Of all things… he’d put on Miller’s Girl.
Nick stared at the screen, eyebrows slowly pulling together. He knew the movie. He’d seen the trailers. The whole teacher-student thing. The tension. The way the age gap was treated like this dark, magnetic pull. It felt way too on the nose.
Why that movie? Does he even know what it’s about? Is this a coincidence?
Clint hummed quietly to himself as he flipped the bacon, completely relaxed. Every few seconds he’d tear off a small crispy piece, cool it down for a second, and hold it out.
“Here you go, Rem. Easy, buddy. Not too fast.”
Remy happily took the treat, tail wagging like crazy, then immediately trotted over to Nick like he was sharing the prize. The big golden dropped the piece of bacon right at Nick’s feet and looked up at him with proud, expectant eyes.
Nick couldn’t help but smile. “Thanks, boy,” he whispered, picking it up and pretending to eat it before sneaking it back to Remy. The dog ate it with glee and immediately went back to Clint for more.
Clint laughed — that warm, deep dad laugh that made Nick’s stomach twist again. “He’s trying to recruit you into his little bacon cult. Don’t fall for it, Nick. He’s manipulative when there’s pork involved.”
Nick forced a chuckle, but his eyes kept drifting back to the TV. On screen, the teacher and student were having one of those charged conversations, the kind loaded with subtext. Nick shifted in his seat, cheeks feeling hot.
He’s Amelie’s dad. He’s literally cooking you breakfast right now and you’re sitting here thinking about…
Clint glanced over his shoulder. “You good with eggs scrambled? I can do them however you like.”
“Scrambled is perfect,” Nick said quickly. “Thank you.”
Clint nodded and went back to the stove. Another piece of bacon was torn off and handed down. “Who’s my good boy? Yeah, you are. Such a polite beggar, aren’t you?”
Remy ate it happily and once again trotted straight over to Nick, bacon piece dangling from his mouth like a gift. He dropped it on Nick’s lap this time, tail thumping against the chair leg.
Nick scratched behind Remy’s ears, trying to focus on the dog instead of the movie or the way Clint’s sweatpants sat on his hips or the smooth skin he’d seen earlier that morning.
But the thoughts wouldn’t stop.
He’s twice your age. He has a daughter your age. He just called Remy “good boy” in that voice and now you’re—
“You like this movie?” Clint asked casually, nodding toward the TV as he plated the food.
Nick blinked. “Uh… I’ve heard about it. Didn’t know you were into stuff like this.”
Clint shrugged, a small smile playing on his lips. “It was just on my watchlist. Figured it’d be interesting background noise. Kind of intense though.”
Intense was an understatement. Nick watched as another loaded scene played out — the power imbalance, the forbidden tension, the way the younger character kept pushing boundaries.
His throat felt tight.
Remy came back again, this time with a fresh piece of bacon, and practically laid his head in Nick’s lap, looking for cuddles while he chewed. Nick buried his fingers in the dog’s fur, using him as an anchor.
Clint brought two full plates over and set one in front of Nick. The food looked perfect — fluffy eggs, crispy bacon, buttered toast on the side.
“Eat up before it gets cold,” Clint said, sitting down across from him. He reached over and gave Remy’s head a fond pat. “You’re gonna make Nick your new best friend at this rate, huh buddy?”
Remy let out a content huff and stayed right where he was, half in Nick’s lap.
Nick picked up his fork, but his appetite was weirdly twisted. Every time Clint spoke to the dog in that soft, affectionate tone, every time he laughed, every time Nick remembered the sight of him changing… it all crashed together with the movie playing in the background.
This is so fucked up. He’s just being a good host. A good dad. Stop reading into everything, you pervy pervert.
But Nick couldn’t stop. Not the way his eyes lingered when Clint stretched his arms. Not the way his pulse jumped when Clint casually said “good boy” again to Remy.
Amelie’s voice suddenly carried down the stairs. “I smell bacon! Save me some!”
Clint smiled and called back, “Already did, kiddo.”
Nick took a bite of eggs and tried to act normal. But inside, the questions were getting louder.
How was he supposed to act normal around this man for the rest of the sleepover?
How was he supposed to look Amelie in the eye?
And why did the word “Daddy” suddenly feel like it had two completely different meanings in his head now?
@thenickgirl @noellexflwrs
Okay yes i know it's been ages for some reason I couldn't post for like a month and I've written this a lot offline and I've literally FINISHED the series and I just need to post them all 😭
In the meantime, I will be starting up another series, a Matt X Acrobat Influencer black female oc so stay tuned for that :P
BRUH I SAW THE BEST NICK EDIT TODAY AND EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE IT. THIS EDIT IS NOT MINE AND I AM IN NO WAY TAKING CREDIT FOR IT.
50 posts!
Oh wowie (´⊙ω⊙`)
Daddy, Daddy Part Five
The next morning came too quickly.
Nick woke up on the floor of Amelie’s room in a nest of blankets, his neck a little stiff. Amelie was already up and moving around, humming to herself as she gathered clothes.
“I’m hopping in the shower first,” she told him, tossing a pillow at his head. “Daddy’s probably making breakfast. You can use his bathroom if you need to brush your teeth or whatever. He won’t mind.”
Nick nodded sleepily, rubbing his eyes. “Okay. Thanks.”
A few minutes later, after Amelie disappeared into her bathroom, Nick grabbed his toiletry bag and headed down the hall. Clint’s bedroom door was open. He knocked lightly on the frame.
Clint appeared from inside the room, already dressed in gray sweatpants and a white t-shirt that somehow still looked unfairly good on him.
“Morning, Nick. Sleep alright?”
“Yeah, thanks. Amelie said I could use your bathroom to brush my teeth?”
Clint nodded easily. “Go for it. Door’s open, towels are clean. Help yourself to anything in there.”
He gave Nick a warm smile and headed downstairs, Remy trotting after him like always.
Nick stepped into Clint’s bathroom. It felt strangely intimate — dark wood tones, a big walk-in shower, and the faint scent of Clint’s cologne still lingering in the air. He stood at the sink, pulled out his toothbrush and toothpaste, and started brushing like normal.
The door to the bedroom was still open behind him. He didn’t think much of it.
Until he glanced up into the mirror and saw movement in the bedroom.
Clint had come back upstairs.
And he was changing.
Nick’s hand froze mid-brush as Clint casually pulled his white t-shirt off, back facing the bathroom doorway. Those broad shoulders and smooth, muscular back were on full display again, the same view that had wrecked him last night, but brighter now in the morning light.
Then Clint turned slightly, reaching for a new shirt on the dresser.
Nick got a clear side view of his chest and abs. Smooth skin. Strong lines. The way his muscles shifted naturally as he moved. It was casual, domestic… and completely fucking devastating.
Nick’s brain short-circuited.
Without thinking, he pushed the toothbrush further into his mouth, almost gagging himself as his throat tightened around it. His eyes stayed glued to the mirror, watching Clint. The toothbrush slipped deeper, and he had to quickly pull it back, coughing quietly into his fist.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
His face burned bright red. He turned on the faucet fast, pretending to rinse his mouth like nothing happened, but his heart was slamming against his ribs. He could still see Clint in the reflection, now pulling on a fresh navy blue t-shirt.
Clint hadn’t noticed him staring. At least… Nick didn’t think he had.
Nick spat out the toothpaste, rinsed again, and tried to pull himself together. His hands were shaking slightly. He looked at himself in the mirror, his flushed cheeks, wide eyes, wet lips from brushing too aggressively.
He’s just changing. It’s his house. His room. Stop being a fucking creep.
But the image was already burned into his brain. The smooth chest. The way his sweatpants sat low on his hips. The casual confidence of a man who had nothing to hide in his own home.
Nick dried his face quickly and stepped out of the bathroom just as Clint finished adjusting his shirt.
“All good?” Clint asked, voice casual and warm like always.
“Yeah,” Nick managed, voice a little hoarse. “Thanks for letting me use it.”
“No problem at all.” Clint reached down to scratch Remy’s ears as the dog circled between them. “I’m making breakfast downstairs if you’re hungry. Amelie usually takes forever in the shower, so you’ve got time.”
Nick nodded, forcing a small smile. “Sounds good.”
Clint headed back downstairs, Remy following right behind him. Nick stayed standing in the hallway for a few extra seconds, trying to calm his racing pulse.
He could still taste toothpaste. His throat felt strangely tight.
This was only the second day of knowing Clint, and Nick already felt like he was losing control of his own brain. Every little thing the man did — laughing, baby-talking the dog, making midnight snacks, even just changing clothes — hit Nick somewhere deep he didn’t want to look at too closely.
He took a slow breath and headed downstairs.
Amelie’s voice was already carrying from the kitchen, talking to her dad about weekend plans. Nick plastered on a normal smile before walking in.
But inside, his thoughts were spiraling.
Get it together, Nick.
He’s Amelie’s Daddy.
Not yours.
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