welcome to paradise

I'm Johnny and I'm gonna rock this camp inside out. \m/

[2spookycamper]

…

Don’t—

BULLSHIT ME.

[camprocky]

AUGH!!

THE FUCK, DUDE?!

WHY-- ...!!

....Sssshhhhhit....fuck.

[2spookycamper]

It’s not cool to steal other beds either. Ffucking walk in thinking you can take everything’s yours. 

All ffor one, none ffor all.

[camprocky]

W-well...Ahem. Well, I would've totally given it back nice and easy if you'd shown some manners, y'know. You didn't even say the magic word!

Rude people don't get to have top bunks, so I'm gonna hold onto it until you learn to be nice. Trust me, I'm doing you a favor.

[2spookycamper]

You’re still on my bed. Get offf.

Or lose a kneecap.

[camprocky]

WHOA THERE

What the hell is your problem?! It's not cool to shank people over a stupid bed, calm down!

[2spookycamper]

Ffinders keepers?

Losers are weepers…

What would you lose to weep?

[camprocky]

Did you just call me a los--

!!

[2spookycamper]

……………………….

Nice bed.

Too bad it’s not yours.

[camprocky]

Well, finders keepers. Don't see anyone's name on it.

[2spookycamper]

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[camprocky]

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...Nice mask.

[2spookycamper]

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[camprocky]

...?

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...Uh, can I help you, mate?

[camprocky]

…

…meh, it could be worse.

…

…Man, what a lonely little top bunk that is.

[camprocky]

[camprocky]

...

...meh, it could be worse.

...

...Man, what a lonely little top bunk that is.

[camprocky]

Psh, sure punk. Just hopin’ your smart remarks are as good your talent.

You'll see soon enough.

[camprocky]

WOW! How is your hair all pointy like that???

Power of rock!

[camprocky]

Whoa there, little man. Hittin' on the ladies already?

You jealous?

[camprocky]

i don't kiss ten year olds but thanks for the offer kiddo (◕‿◕✿)

I'M ALMOST 15

[camprocky]

watch out kid, i heard that people who curse like that all die grisly deaths at the hands of the people they curse at

...

[camprocky]

you sarcastic little fucker. do you kiss your mom with that mouth.

No, but I can kiss you with this mouth

[camprocky]

I'm just gonna tell ya now kid, stay away from that Lainey chick, she's bad news..

Good! I like danger.

[camprocky]

Hey squirt, welcome to camp. Dig the duds. Hey uh, try not to bleed or break anything, okay? The kids here seem to be on a streak B(

I'm not making any promises!!