Let Patton Have His Candy!

We never actually saw Patton getting to eat his Butterfingers, and I think that's a true tragedy. Will he ever get to eat them? I don't know, but I can count the days until he does.

[can-patton-have-his-candy]

Hey so, if I’m not logged in tonight (or possibly for a long while), assume that I don’t have access to Tumblr or my computer. I’m okay and everything, but just in case something happens, I have no idea how long I could be offline. It could be months for all I know.

It most likely won’t happen, but this is just in case it does.

[i-am-a-stark-m29-deactivated202]

4🅣︎🅗︎ 🅓︎🅐︎🅨︎: 𝘛𝘦𝘥𝘥𝘺 𝘋𝘢𝘺🧸

𝐻𝑒𝑤𝑜 𝑓𝑤𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠! 𝑇𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑖𝑠 𝑚𝑎 𝑑𝑎𝑦! 𝐼'𝑚 ℎ𝑒𝑤𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑦'𝑙𝑙 𝑎 𝑏𝑖𝑔𝑔𝑦 ℎ𝑢𝑔𝑔𝑦! 𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑖𝑠 𝑉𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑒'𝑠 𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑘. 𝑇𝑜 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑖𝑠 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝐼'𝑚 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑔𝑢𝑦𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑛'𝑡 𝑤𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑎𝑡 𝑎𝑙𝑙. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑤ℎ𝑦 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑤𝑢𝑣 𝑡𝑒𝑑𝑑𝑦? 𝐶𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝐼'𝑚 𝑓𝑢𝑓𝑓𝑦 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑜𝑓𝑡𝑖𝑒! 𝐼 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑘𝑒𝑒𝑝 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑎𝑤𝑚 𝑎𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑦 𝑎𝑤𝑤 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒. 𝑊𝑒 𝑎𝑤𝑒 𝑎 𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑒𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑤 𝑔𝑖𝑓𝑡𝑠. 𝐼𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑏𝑖𝑔 𝑢𝑛𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑤𝑠𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑤𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑎 𝑙𝑜𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑤𝑒 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑔𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ. 𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑖𝑡 𝑖𝑠, 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑤𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑚𝑏𝑒𝑤 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑤𝑒 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑒. 𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑤𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑎𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑜𝑤 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝐼'𝑚 𝑎𝑠 𝑎 𝑡𝑒𝑑𝑑𝑦 𝑏𝑒𝑎𝑤 𝑖𝑠 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 ℎ𝑒𝑤𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑤 𝑦'𝑙𝑙. 𝐼 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑤𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑖𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑒𝑒 𝑝𝑤𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑠𝑎𝑑, 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡'𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑦 𝐼'𝑚 ℎ𝑒𝑤𝑒. 𝐵𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑦 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠. 𝐼𝑡 𝑖𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑐𝑢𝑡𝑒 𝑡𝑒𝑑𝑑𝑦'𝑠 𝑟𝑒𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑠𝑡! 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑤𝑒𝑛'𝑡 𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑙𝑦. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑎𝑤𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑒𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑤𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑤𝑒 𝑝𝑒𝑤𝑓𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑓𝑙𝑎𝑤𝑠!

𝐼𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑔𝑢𝑦𝑠 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑎 𝑓𝑤𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑡𝑒𝑑𝑑𝑦 ℎ𝑢𝑔𝑔𝑖𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑒…..𝑒𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑖𝑛 𝑑𝑚𝑠 𝑜𝑤 𝑖𝑛𝑏𝑜𝑥. 𝐼𝑓 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑔𝑢𝑦𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑝𝑒𝑤𝑠𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑑𝑚 𝑜𝑟 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑎𝑛 𝑎𝑠𝑘 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑒, 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑎 ℎ𝑢𝑔𝑔𝑖𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑎 𝑐𝑢𝑡𝑒 𝑛𝑜𝑡𝑒. 𝐼 𝑤𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑡. 𝐴𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑤 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝐼'𝑚 ℎ𝑒𝑤𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑦'𝑙𝑙 ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑦. 𝐼 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑏𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑓 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑚𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑑𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑤 𝑡ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑢𝑔 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑛𝑜𝑡𝑒. 𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑘 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑔𝑢𝑦𝑠! 𝐼'𝑚 ℎ𝑒𝑤𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑎𝑦!❤️❤️❤️❤️

@blue-4-55 @frenchfrostpudding @pearly-pisces @starlight-starks @whatthefuckimbisexual @piscesparker @calltothewild @parkerpeter24 @princessofguineapigs @peter-ethereal-p @theamazingtomholland @local-baka @p-pakker @parkerpeterparker2004 @peaches-parker @theliterarymess @crazy-girl200 @b-a-d-a-m @fanficparker @fancyxholland @spideysquackson13 @spideyspeaches @leovaldez37 @chrisosterfield @wonderfulfluffer @massivegothdreamerpanda @jarofer @peterbubblebuttparker @peterbenjiparker @azaraspirit @hollandergirl @hollandosterfieldfangirl @whythefuckdoiexist @siriuslyslyslytherin @hedwigprewett12 @spider-trash @rejectofsociety @lyonyaonthemoon @justanamesstuff @londonspidey @geminiparkerz @neon–mess

[marry-me-malfoy]

You know what? Everyone’s needs this

happy valentines week!! 😘

Keep reading

[jeanjacket-lesbian-deactivated2]

🥰😍 tyy

Keep reading

[torpedo-peach]

@can-patton-have-his-candy @logan-please-smile-speaks @unlawful-lawyers-chaos @dubstepbranch

[can-patton-have-his-candy]

@icantthinkofacreativeurl

[unlawful-lawyers-chaos]

Ok so kaylen and I had an idea where basically :

Y’know that trope where characters have to go through each other’s personalized nightmare so that everyone can wake up? Yeah that but chaos fam—

[can-patton-have-his-candy]

I’m not really in any Aus (other than one with V) but this sounds really cool--

[unlawful-lawyers-chaos]

Bro we should put you in more aus—

[can-patton-have-his-candy]

I mean I try to keep up with them and all, but there’s just a lot, ya know? And I’m bad with memory and organization, so like... yeahhh

 Prolly doesn’t help that I’m not on the Discord I keep forgetting to ask for the code

[unlawful-lawyers-chaos]

I could try to make a masterlist of the aus if that helps? I’m bad with memory and organization too djdjdj so I get it

And dude I’m in the discord but I’m never online lmao it be like that sometimes

[can-patton-have-his-candy]

That’d actually be great if you want, but pls don’t push yourself! I’ll get the hang of it evebtaully!

[can-patton-have-his-candy]

Do you want me to send you the discord invite?

Ngl I don’t even  check Discord much, but yeah that’d be great lol

[unlawful-lawyers-chaos]

Ok so kaylen and I had an idea where basically :

Y’know that trope where characters have to go through each other’s personalized nightmare so that everyone can wake up? Yeah that but chaos fam—

[can-patton-have-his-candy]

I’m not really in any Aus (other than one with V) but this sounds really cool--

[unlawful-lawyers-chaos]

Bro we should put you in more aus—

[can-patton-have-his-candy]

I mean I try to keep up with them and all, but there’s just a lot, ya know? And I’m bad with memory and organization, so like... yeahhh

 Prolly doesn’t help that I’m not on the Discord I keep forgetting to ask for the code

[unlawful-lawyers-chaos]

Ok so kaylen and I had an idea where basically :

Y’know that trope where characters have to go through each other’s personalized nightmare so that everyone can wake up? Yeah that but chaos fam—

[can-patton-have-his-candy]

I’m not really in any Aus (other than one with V) but this sounds really cool--

[pukicho]

The boy who bought the guinness book of world records at the scholastic book fair in school now owns a slick ferrari but has no one to love

[sizzlin-system]

i bought a funny pen

[pukicho]

Okay so you’re in debt

[mind-the-brain-static]

I bought BOOKS at the BOOK fair

[pukicho]

Look at this fucking nerd

[parker-shut-up]

i couldn't afford the book fair

[can-patton-have-his-candy]

I could theoretically afford the book fair, but was paralyzed by indecision and ran out of time, resulting in no books

[vyrtuosoart]

Not my fav but the time-lapse was cool

@thatsthat24

[bobdylansgayguitar]

The US, according to me, an indian

[imaveryevilgirl]

I live in Danville now

I'm a proud Danvillian

[kbity]

George

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

fuck yeah cauliflower 

[kbity]

Caller flour?

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

yehhhh

[sunsetcloudzz]

DANVILLE GANG

[december-rains]

Are we all going to ignore that they like UTAH?

[can-patton-have-his-candy]

“The state that everyone makes fun of”

It’s true

Especially from the people who live here skjnfkjsfakj

[can-patton-have-his-candy]

Thank you so much, I’ve been stressing about this for a while but talking to someone really helped. It’s still really early morning, so my parents haven’t woke up yet, so I’ll know if they have once they have woken up. Thank you again

So my dad told me that he went through my messages, but didn’t find out I was nonbinary or that I have a tumblr account, he only found the link to a website that lets you watch films for free. So that good, it was still terrifying, but fine.

That’s good to hear! I’m glad it worked out (more or less, anyway), and I hope you can rest a bit easier now. Still, I know that must have been unbelievable scary. My heart goes out to you <3 /p

[can-patton-have-his-candy]

I’m pretty sure they went through safari and WhatsApp, which means they may know I’m nonbinary and have tumblr

Alright, that’s... something, alright. Anon, I feel for you. Assuming that you’re correct, noone should have to go through that. Coming out should be for you and you alone, I have no idea about the Tumblr situation. I know this is very hard for you.

Also I have to go to sleep now, but feel free to go ahead and send another ask, or do whatever you feel you need to. I’ll get back to you.

[can-patton-have-his-candy]

I didn’t think they knew my password, but when I wen my to get it it was face up (I always leave it face down), and there where several tabs on safari had been deleted

Hm. Yeah, it sounds like they likely did. I’m sorry. 

Since I also have an Iphone, would you perhaps want some tips/advice on how to know whether they have or not, and what they’ve possibly gone through? I don’t want to give you even more anxiety, that’s the last thing I want, but it’s comforting (at least to me) to know what they’ve gone through

[can-patton-have-his-candy]

I think my parents may have gone through my phone and I’m really nervous

Oh Anon, I know exactly how you feel and I’m so sorry /srs. It’s scary and overwhelming for you, no doubt. That’s your phone, after all. It’s supposed to be yours. You deserve your own space and outlet. You deserve your own privacy.

And whether or not you had anything “bad” on it, just the idea of them going through it at all feels horribly violating. Just know that I’m here for you if you need support or anything. Maybe not a lot tonight bc the time, but I will be here, Anon. I’m with you :)

[bands-and-random-stuff-inactive]

Just a gentle reminder for tumblr users with anxiety, panic disorders or who get nervous quickly: 

- Chain mail, “reblog this or..” posts etc. don’t work. They’re not real. Nothing bad will happen if you don’t forward that mail or reblog that post. 

- “If you don’t reblog this, you’re a bad person” is a lie. You’re not a bad person for not clicking a button. 

- You are allowed to unfollow blogs that post triggering contents. 

- You’re not weak or a crybaby for avoiding things that are triggering. Far from it, you’re taking care of yourself. That’s amazing! 

[julshii]

anyone please ask your crush out like this

[julshii]

The thrilling answer

[brojohn4lyfe-deactivated2015102]

no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!

[daitoshi]

oops my hand slipped

[moodycrissy]

nexttttt pleaseee :D

[sinofangels]

Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series

[maria-ruta]

I was asked for doing this, so I did

BAM!

I’m out of ideas! XD

next?

[hamburgergod]

THIS IS TOO CUTE I CAN’T LEAVE IT ALONE I’M SORRY

[maria-ruta]

OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!

LOOOK ATT THIIIIS!!!!

LOOOOK ATTT THIIIISS!!!!

80

NEEEXT!!!!!

[placeholderaccount]

IT HAD TO BE DONE:

[maria-ruta]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*O*

OH MY GOOD!!!!!

ThAT’S IT!!!!

#0o0#

[theartofwazzing-blog]

so yeah

[inafantasy-wby]

I LOVE THIS

[romanoscurl-deactivated20170605]

REBLOGGED THIS TWICE

[deaddeavtivated]

I have a need…..I must add to this…

[aeshsar]

still waiting for the smut

[takayes-deactivated20170924]

C’mon guys… it needs some smut

[janaya7609]

THIS NEEDS TO CONTINUE

[yaoi-online]

SOMEONE PLEASE CONTINUE IT

[ringo-smile]

Not so perfect but still perfect first date

[afraidtoask]

HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS WITH MY ENTIRE HEART

[mildly-duckbe-blog]

O HECk IT GOT bETtEr

[zaku-kazu]

OMG, THIS IS PERFECT 💖

[madhattey-deactivated20211019]

notes/letters=the most intimate gesture!

[gayties-garbage-deactivated2018]

THERES MORE

[conniemcfalcon]

I reblogged this like a year and a half ago and IT CONTINUES!? 

[charlieisbi]

ITS BACK OMG

[monstersofmemory]

Omg it’s here!

[sushisalmon95]

THIS CUTE I WANNA CONTINUE IT

[sushisalmon95]

Ok I tried because this is so cute 

[multifandom-hoes]

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDFFDFF

[soubidou]

IT GOT EVEN BETTER OMG

[madamelibrarian-deactivated2018]

This has to be the most adorable thing I’ve seen today. 

[lookingupatthestarsandthinking]

This gave me so many happy and cute feels

[snovolovac]

every time this circles back there’s always more, I love you all 

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

this warms my heart on so many levels <3

[vampirate-lover]

ITS BACK

[lav-enderlemon]

I’m just sitting here

Hitting my knee

Squealing and smiling omfg

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hey remember that time tumblr wrote an. entire. gay webcomic.

[archivistdraconis]

This just goes to show that we can all do great things if we collaborate and accept each other.

[morning-star-sempai]

AAAAAAHH ITS BACK

[goldenyaoi-deactivated20180507]

THIS IS SOOOOO ADORABLE ♡♡♡♡♡♡

[coolneko]

Only because it’s fucking cute!!!

[gay-bara-yaoi-cartoon]

This is so beautiful ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[twiglightdragon]

Let it continue!!! Here’s my addiction  If the text is to small: Happy birthday!!! ……….. I’ll see you later today? If you want…. I have something Important to ask you,,,, >.> <.< ^_^;; ^///////^

[foxpirates-art]

Keepin it rollin! 

[crimson-chains]

My contribution to this adorable story ^^

[porridgeoatz]

Can I request naming the big guy Damian and the little one Ollie?

[erotisizedembalming]

Plot twist. I kinda want the big one to be Ollie and the little guy Damian.

[porridgeoatz]

Double plot twist: same

[goldiemarsh-blog]

i added sum more–

[mysteriouslyswimmingfan-blo-blog]

This is my favorite.

[adhd-coyote]

B E A U T I F U L

[wereallcurioushere12]

The last hand kiss got me…..oh wow.

[fandomfan315]

IT’S B A C K

[a-dumb-bitch-apparently]

i love this so much

[oldallzyfontarchive]

HI YES THIS IS MY CONTRIBUTION 

[canicrynowplease]

It got so much better than the last time i saw it!!❤❤❤

[scorching-scotch]

LAST I WAS HER ETHERE WAS A DIFFERENTS TORY ITS BRANCHING AND I COULD NOT BE HAPPIER

[aceofspades913]

This fucking comic had been added to over the course of six years. That’s insane, it’s beautiful. It’s inspiring, all these people from different places at different times some have moved on other still here it’s wild.

[smol-aqua]

oh my hecc i love it

[beepboopbitch-deactivated202011]

YES THERES MORE

[starfirelove]

I will always reblog this

[mooncat457writing]

I can’t. Too cute. This gave me too many feels at 2:30 in the morning. I need more but I can’t draw. 

@hellcattriesagain???

[hellcatdraws]

Hi yall, I sent our good good boys to the dance <3 

[batfamfucker]

It’s back holy shit, also! The queen, I’m assuming, has a girlfriend!!! Mlm and wlw solidarity!

[maezly-h]

YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!! THERE’S MOOORRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[adragonhoardingstories]

Gets better everytime it appears on my dash

[acebunnum]

This is ADORABLE!!!!

[yourrandomloser]

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

[annabethsgodcomplex]

I ship this with my life! ❤️❤️❤️

[sunshinediangelo]

Omg this is CUTE.

My life is complete now

[warning-coffeeisexplosive-deact]

I was literally awwwing my way thru the whole thing :D

[vadergf]

I love this with every cell in my body! THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT EVER! AND ALSO I LOVE THE DIFFERENT ART STYLES LIKE EFFJHHDFHJDGJHDH

[junebugzzz]

👀 👀 i’m bringing in the lesbians

[misty-defender-3000]

OMG OMG OMG OMG YOU BROUGHT THIS BACK AAAAAAAA

[superduckbatrebel]

I found the blessed post

[19agbrown]

It’s had additions since I last saw it! 😄

[ironwoman359]

Long post but SO worth it!

[the-one-the-only-noah]

Here! I added on! <3 

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

My phone crashed twice while trying to reblog

[clemclemwastaken]

i stg i’m going to learn to draw just so i can add onto this

[quoj]

@letsjustdieeveryone

[bitchshit5000]

ITS BACK AND ITS EVEN BETTER OMMG 

[smol-satan]

AHHH THERES MORE??!!

[troubledsage]

Broooo, not to be yearny on main but like, I just want a sweet romance like this broooo

[microwaveabl]

GOD this is very long but VERY wonderful I love it so fucking much

[remove-the-stairs-bitch-deactiv]

neeD MORE

[gumi-megpoidd]

moremormeomormeomroemromeormoemroemomeromerokremoremoremoeroemprm

[thatqueerchoirkid]

ITS BACKKKKSHJNKGSDJNKSKD

[toodeepintofandoms]

Holly shit! This is amazing! Is there more?

[the-gay-goblin]

Fuck yess it’s back

[can-patton-have-his-candy]

Oh my gosh tonight I got the most comfort I’d gotten from an adult in a long time and I just--

It felt really, really nice okay

Like wow

It’s wasn't even a lot or anything, just a couple sentences, but... idk

I really liked it?

[gaygroup101]

reblog if you have no fucking idea what the hell you are doing

[gaygroup101]

If we all knew what we were doing I doubt we would be on tumblr