[mysharona1987]

Why this is such a wonderful film.

Morticia could forgive Debbie for murdering her parents over them getting her the wrong Barbie doll. 

Morticia could forgive Debbie being a black widow serial killer and a greedy, manipulative sociopath.

She could even forgive Debbie trying to kill Fester (meh, the man is practically indestructible, anyway).

But pastels.

[lover-of-books-and-tea]

Pastels…. what were you thinking, Debbie?

[bluegrasskitty]

The great tragedy of the movie is Debbie finally found the perfect family for her but was too blind & self-involved to see it. Welcoming, kind, generous, accepting of homicidal tendencies & wealthy. If only she had been capable of loving people, she would have been an Addams to the core.

Poor Debbie.

[mysharona1987]

No, seriously. They didn’t care that she was a serial killer. They didn’t even care that she was trying to kill Fester. (Fester saw it as foreplay anyway, and the man can survive anything.)

Debbie trying to keep Fester away from the rest of the family.  That  was their only problem. 

Otherwise…they were pretty fine with her. 

How that movie should have ended: 

Addams Family Dinner: Debbie is still trying to kill Fester for his money and slips cyanide into his meal. Fester (again) survives. Morticia points out: “You’ll have to do better next time, Debbie.”

And they *all* laugh, including Debbie.

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[purplebuddhaquotes]

You don’t know distance until you’ve shared your bed with someone who’s falling out of love with you.

Beau Taplin (via purplebuddhaquotes)

[mcavoy]

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Carly Simon writing You’re So Vain about such a specific man, yet including the line “you probably think this song is about you” so that if he took it personally he would prove her point? Unparalleled power move

[whitepeopletwitter]

So did I, after reading this

[tastefullyoffensive]

IKEA bags hold everything. (via meanboysclub)

[endangered-justice-seeker]

Thank you!

[roseverdict]

They found it buried, and as soon as they realized it existed, they went straight to “nope get that garbage out of here right now”

take notes america

[chromeofficial]

[chromeofficial]

i struggled with ms paint for 3 notes

[doofuses-deactivated20200101]

are you dominant or submissive?

I’m tired

[ojalla]

[meanplastic]

me texting

[wlwkara]

shout out to phones for pausing music when u unplug headphones bc im really not out here to blast waterloo by abba to a train full of people

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Me: She could get it.

It: A relationship built on trust, mutual respect, and love.

[bluerats]

“I’ll remember” is the ADHD demon talking. You won’t remember. Write it down.

[memedealerdaddy]

Taylor Swift reminds me of that one scene in the office where Michael says “I am the victim of a hate crime” and Stanley’s like “that’s not what a hate crime is” and Michael just goes “WELL I HATED IT”