kick it barack

hi i'm meredith and i'm on my seventh layer of irony WORLD OF TEXT

[qaz369]

[danisontnonfire]

How often do it be like that

[bitchycode]

[onlytwitterpics]

accurate

[chromeofficial]

what up hoes im back on the internet

[imsoshive]

Bruh

[tittytaytay]

sheesh

[xekstrin]

C-C-C-C-C-COMBO ATTACK!!!!

[koki-kariya-personal]

when the whole party roles nat 20s nd the boss finally dies

[l3o5]

reminder that poc can be racist to other poc too. east asians can still be anti-black and black people can still fetishize asians etc. and we really need to think about what we say still. like yeah! most of the time it’s white people who are racist but poc too need to watch themselves whether they’re being racist.

[l3o5]

you can rb this no matter what race you are btw :)

[phasered]

i am a grown ass woman, an academic, a published researcher, a criminologist, i even pay taxes and have a lease on a comfortable but reasonably priced sedan, but the second i see the number “69″ in any context its like i’m being possessed by the spirit of every 13 year old boy worldwide simultaneously. the lizard brain frantically slams the shutdown button on my reasonable mental processes with manic glee and the word ‘nice’ is out of my mouth quicker than a wildfire during a drought 

[awwww-cute]

[losbukibarnes-deactivated202007]

giant powdered doughnut

[pro-gay]

Hm. I must say, I was very anti-sport before but after being on tumblr.com for a while I definitely identify with jocks. Unlike nerds, they’ve never made me read sherlock mpreg miscarriage on the Harry Potter train AU Masterposts. They only wanna kick their balls and take booty pics. I’m sorry i took u for granted, jocks

[agreedt]

The jocks were only trying to protect us all this time

[pro-gay]

They pushed nerds into lockers when no one else did

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

looks like a gta online lobby

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

napoleon dynamite 2017

[robotlyra]

Dexter’s out of the lab and into the club

[milklotus]

[kittysuggest]

She’s cozy

[essiecatter-deactivated20190308]

[lesbianredpanda]

The snac that smiles back

gorlfriend

[kuntsuragi]

met gala 2018 looks

[marcitlali]

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

[egberts]

i go to home depot

i eat the tools

[mugendaii]

Stop it

[egberts]

crumch

[ihavehugemuscles-deactivated202]

there is no difference between coke, pepsi, doctored pepper, sprites, ginger’s ale, root’s beered, mountain do, all of them. theyre all exactly the same.

[ginger-ale-official]

hohoho! comparing these other drinks to ginger ale is like sticking you hand in a blender! because in both situations… heh you’ll know soon enough

[ihavehugemuscles-deactivated202]

hi “ginger-ale-official”.

thanks for your comment on my post.

except, no thanks.

your heart will stop beating at 9:10 PM EST on 2018/04/30

make the best of your remaining time!

Venus :)

[ollieplimsolls]

open rp

Hey can I get seven large cokes and a bbq sauce

[taahko]

is pepsi ok

[ollieplimsolls]

‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

[taahko]

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi