Music & Memes

Canada 🍁

[schakira]

[himemoo]

ovulation pros: I have energy to do stuff yay

ovulation cons: they are absolutely not letting me into heaven for this.

[chunkybird]

One thing I appreciate about the Criminal Minds writers (original series) is their commitment to always showing the BAU delivering the profile to the local PD even though we all know those cops ain't gonna figure out shit

[radatav]

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

who needs therapy when you have “listening to music at such a high volume that you keep getting headphone warnings”

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

they should make a body that isnt constantly in pain or sick or has health problems forever

[hollowboobtheory]

not enough people understand that disability benefits are basically what it would look like if you turned "if you're too sick for school you're too sick for video games" into an official public policy

[zeitghost]

mastering ancient breathing techniques in the mountains of china to control my heart rate finely enough to jam out a sick tune on the hospital’s heart monitor

[ryebreadgf]

[orchestralmanoeuvrez]

turn up the hammond organ! i can’t hear the fucking hammond organ!!!!

[shipsandtea]

Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.

[lotrandcats]

Can’t say I’d blame him

[maglorslostsilmaril]

“But now a cry went up, passing up the wind from the south from vale to vale, and Elves and men lifted their voices in wonder and joy. For unsummoned and unlooked for Turgon had opened the leaguer of Gondolin, and was come with an army ten thousand strong, with bright mail and long swords and spears like a forest.”

All of us reading:

[silme-lorien]

i think gandalf might be a comedic genius. half the things that come out of that fucking wizards mouth is a sarcastic rebuttal to something, and it doesn't even matter who he's talking to. that bitch will clock anyone tbh

[quantum-dragon]

[himynameisemail]

[ceaselessbasher]

I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.