Thanks, it's the paranoia

Hey, call me Cana or Bambi | 18+ | Maid of Time(Virist True Sign) | Canadian | Cis Female / She/Her pronouns | Basically a multifandom blog with other stuff mixed in | I write sometimes. I do post/reblog 18+ content occasionally | All spoilers go under #spoilers | Icon made by donttellthemangoiwashere! Sidebar made by Criticalrolo!

[canadiantardis]

Masterlist of my Fics

The old one was getting too difficult to keep up.

Hello! Name's Cana, or Bambi, and you can find all my fics on AO3! I do not have accounts anywhere else where I share my fics.

Here is my AO3 link.

I am a multifandom fic writer. As of currently, I have written for:

Voltron: Legendary Defender

Sanders Sides

Hetalia (first fandom to write for)

Dream SMP & QSMP

Achievement Hunter (many are now archived for signed in accounts with comments turned off because I admit many of the fics include RH) Includes X-Ray & Vav

Homestuck

Harry Potter

BNHA

Gravity Falls

Fullmetal Alchemist

Sailor Moon

Danganronpa

Original

Hope you enjoy if you read anything I've written!

[detectivehole]

[trying to flirt with ms frizzle] hey val. can i call you val? i've always liked how most of the working professionals you know appear to be homosexuals. how about you take a chance on me, and we can make some mistakes and messes at my place? [sniles] [she turns me down with a pun] [i walk dejected out into the parking lot] [The Bus runs me over]

[detectivehole]

trying to undress ms frizzle but when you pull off her dress there's a second, "lingerie-patterned" dress underneath

[detectivehole]

some good notes

[oneheadtoanother]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

We truly live in the dumbest timeline

[phantomrose96]

[copperbadge]

I cannot get this poem out of my head. It haunts me. Joyously, it haunts me. 

[peepingnee]

This poem format is my favorite thing and this is the first time I’ve ever seen it’s origin story. I love it. Every time.

[middle-earth-mythopoeia]

THE SACRED TEXTS!

[zetabrarian]

I forgot the context! It’s beautiful!

[ariadne-mouse]

Taliesin: "you think you're no longer at a table with Ashley and then you're at a table with Ashley"

[unteriors]

State Highway 67, Amsterdam, New York.

[doyouremem8erme]

first time trying one of these recreations but i saw the bed and couldnt resist

[transbaphomet]

remade in The Sims 2!

[asynchronousrondo]

remade in ACNH!

[holykittens]

fallout 76 👴

[shramp-heaven-now]

Recreated in House flipper 2

[rainbowgod666]

Drawn it with Beeg Marker (the kind kids use because the standard ones "are for the grown ups" or smth)

[ridgeworld2006]

Doom

[eggl-rd]

Roblox

[disturbedkitsune]

Second Life

[hannukahmatata]

MakeRoom!

[astirysk2electricboogaloo]

animal jam play wild

[capn-rattlebones]

Lucid Blocks

[taibhsearachd]

World of Warcraft

[kay-southpaw]

Infinity Nikki

[justasmallbloginabigklainefandom]

Pokopia!

[skywardthedragon]

Ensemble Stars

[spudsaaa]

Remade from what little furniture I have in Finch

[glazeliights]

pony.town

[ramen8008]

Wonder Woman: Batman, we could make good use of Nightwing with this. Would you call him?

Dick, who's filling in for Bruce as Batman: I'll call him

---

Hal: you've gained some muscles

Jason, dressed as Nightwing: I started working out

Hal: Damn. What's the routine cause I just saw you last week and you look completely different.

Jason: steroids

Dick, as batman: *chokes on coffee*

---

Superman: We might need someone who's good with guns, hm... Hey Nightwing you're in contact with redhood, right? Could you have him come?

Jason, as Nightwing: ... I don't see why not

---

Wonder woman: this security is an issue we need someone who can hack this system long enough for us to get pass

Superman: hey hood, any chance you can give red robin a call?

Tim, with 5 inches of padding, as redhood: on it

---

Hal: isn't robin usually with you all?

Flash: yeah we could use him with this one

Superman: Red Robin, would you call in Robin for us?

Damian, in red robin costume: he's dead

[spicy-apple-pie]

Part 18

Listen, I know that this has already been done in canon, but f u I'm doing it my way now.

Prev / Index

Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)

[lochness-png]

op turned off reblogs but i needed this

[hyperlexichypatia]

You have got to stop referring to video games, fiction, drawings, etc. as "CSAM."

This defeats the entire purpose of the term "CSAM" (child sexual abuse material) which is that it's material of a child being sexually abused. The term was coined by anti-CSAM advocates because this material was being called "child porn," and it's not "porn." "Porn" generally refers to fiction, and CSAM is not fiction. It's real footage of real children being really abused.

"CSAM" is to "child abuse" as "snuff film" is to "murder." It is real filmed violence against a real human person. Games/drawings/fiction depiction child abuse as a plot point in a work of fiction are to child abuse as, e.g., murder mysteries are to murder. It's a fictional story in a fictional medium. No real human people are harmed in its production. You can argue -- and many people do -- about whether the fictional depiction "sends a bad message" or whatever, but it is not, literally, a snuff film or CSAM.

Referring to fiction as "CSAM" not only needlessly gives cover to moral panic and censorship; it also completely dilutes the harm of CSAM. The harm of CSAM is not that it's morally bad media that sends a bad message. The harm is that real human people are abused in its production.

[pmamtraveller]

The Surgery, 1979, by Dimitris Anastasiou

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

[todaysbird]

i think this is…actually the most extreme stupid dove nest I’ve seen.

video

[kaiapraxidike]

[tartrazeen]

Imagine you're coming home after a long day of hunting, and the first thing you hear is your seven shitty kids screeching at you for no reason, how pissed off would you be, I'd immediately fly away too

Imagine you're the oldest of seven and a fucking HOA member broke into your HOUSE and SHIT AN EGG and is BITING at your siblings, but your dad shows so you try to tell him the problem but you're very little and you don't speak English and he doesn't speak English either so you can't communicate that a fucking GOBLIN is in your HOUSE and the only reason he doesn't know is cause his ASS was on that bitch's HEAD and he must've assumed it was one of your brothers and sisters but it was actually that FREAK WOMAN who got in, and now your dad is flying away 'cause he has no idea what's going on

Imagine you're a parent and you've calmed down and gone to get McDonald's for your seven kids, and you come home expecting to get cheers because you know the D's are always a winner, but when you fly back in through the door the kids are all still screaming, and it's not even excited screams but you don't know what's wrong so you just look into the camera like you're Jim from the Office

Imagine you're one of the small middle children and probably the one that this HOA WITCH was BITING after she broke into YOUR HOUSE and SHIT an EGG and you tried to be a good host by cuddling with her to congratulate her on her egg but then she started BITING and taking over your ROOM and threw out all your GOOSEBUMPS books and your eldest sibling couldn't call dad so you all just had to wait, and then dad comes home but your STUPID FAMILY won't stop SCREECHING to explain what's going on so your dad leaves but then comes back and he's brought McDonald's which is like yay but there is an INTRUDER, and finally your dad looks around the house and notices BITCH BIRD KAREN IN YOUR BEAN BAG CHAIR, and you're like ok dad can handle this but then you learn he's more scared than you?????

Imagine you're a dad and you just got home with McDonald's and WHO THE FUCK IS THAT IN MY HOUSE but luckily you have seven children and the mean one is willing to fight this bitch and you're just gonna chill in this corner until this problem is resolved even if your other kids are straight-up judging you

Imagine you're Kevin McCallister and you're doing Home Alone except you're not home alone 'cause your dad is home too but he's not helping, he's just holding a bag of McDonald's, so you have to be the head of this house at eight years old 'cause you're home alone emotionally but this FREAK ON AN EGG isn't leaving so you decide to screech at your dad and he's more scared of you than she is

Imagine you're a dad and your child has publicly shamed you in front of your other kids and this ASSHOLE KAREN and you decide you're not gonna take this shit anymore so you tell your kids that you paid for this McDonald's with your hard-earned bird money and they're gonna damn well eat this, so everybody stop looking at that side of the house and just eat your fucking french fries but then that fucking MONSTER starts BITING your only child willing to go into battle so you recognize this is a lost cause and throw the burgers on the counter and you remember you're an ADULT so you grab your car keys and fly the fuck away

Imagine you're all seven children and dad left you with the pigeon again

[margisnailia]

when a hog steals your pants and you have to hunt it down with an ax

book of hours, use of st. omer, c. 1318-25

the british library, ms 36684, f. 31r

[english-history-trip]

[inkthecryptid]

Fun fact. Nothing can stop you from finding the oldest art your friend has ever made on their blog and reblogging it.

[inkthecryptid]

[anexperimentallife]

[gif87a-com]

[petr1kov]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This is the single most Wholesome thing that the internet has ever done or that humanity has ever created

If your having a bad day, watch this animation <3

[flx-res]

❤️❤️❤️❤️

[rabbittiddy]

This cleared my depression, released my anger, and blessed my day. Thank you original animator.

[madammuffins]

Omg so cuuute