Your Cancelled Gossip

Which one of your favorite contracts is up for a warm bloodbath? And which one is at the top of the food chain? Find out here @ Your Cancelled Gossip with Jackie Mac

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What’s up, Samsonites?! Your girl is back and with a pro-tip: bring hand sanitizer to your sister’s bachelorette party cause slipping a fiver into the G-string of Big Boner Bob gets you the Coronavirus! I’ve got 30 days in quarantine starting now and I’ve got one big question for you. Who do we think is behind Prometheus’ Purge event????

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Did Joseph Naor run Russell Torrance out of town? If so, how the FUCK did he do that? And where is Ruby???

Joey boy doing something good?!!! #fakenews Raging boner of a rumor going around town for who took out Russell goes to Tammy. We all been knowing he had a thing for young blonds. Or is that hitting too close to an incest joke?

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i heard the rumors, Cooper and Jerome, love child running around, fact check ya or nah?

We all been knowing Cooper is America’s next top slut and Jerome’s been milking that good daddy vibe for awhile. Tomas is that you boy??? You look like you’ve got daddy issues. That hot bod can’t hide the truth

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mmmwhatchasay are u xoxo gossip turkey?? sounds like it

“you really think two beautiful, curvy, and perfectly single women like jackie and i are gonna waste a holiday sitting in front of our computers and harassing the general public? like, sure, maybe on a normal tuesday–but it was thanksgiving and these ladies were out getting stuffed.” 

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those involved: @love-levitt @txtumsgrace

link to scene: https://love-levitt.tumblr.com/post/188461672949/txtumsgrace-tatums-mouth-dropped-open-a

Wow this bitch just did that, huh?? Flippity fucking giblets. You a slut but you got rights. From what we’re all betting, Eila wanted to make Tatum wet but got the new lesbian jitters and here we are. Can’t wait to see the sequel to these two screamer queens. I mean, I did from that cam show, but next one I’m paying for for real for real. #captainsupportahoe

Dropping down the list with a whopping 200 in the toilet!

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UPDATE

Alright, listen up. We’re out here doubling our offer. Instead of earning/losing up to 100 points, it’s now up to 200 for any news tips that you send in. Great way to shake things up and get you closer to the icon status or your cancellation.

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NEWFLASH FOR @love-levitt

Gossip has been submitted dealing with @txtumsgrace. Oof! Submit your side of the story within 24 hours or these bitches are taking it to the streets.

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fact or fiction: is sarah really a kinney?? i think there's conspiracies cookin' up. laboratory conspiracies mayhaps

“cool theory but I feel like a solid counter point is: why would anyone want to pretend to be from that family? like, claire kinda sucks. and from what i’ve heard her parents do too.”

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eesh, what happened to miguel, my dude? heard julian threw in a nasty one on that face.

Miguel told me a panda mugged him so guess I gotta add furry to the list of our Julian sex conspiracy theories.

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Is it just me or is Joseph a fuckin creep now?

On a scale of choir boy to banging my step sister cause it's not technically incest.. I'm marking Joey boy down as a solid candidate for likely to be on the sex registry in five or ten years. 

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how long is lu gonna sit on a cafe balcony? what's her limit ya think

Who knows? But you better believe I'm sending some toilet roll her way cause baby living without the essentials is no joke #selfcare #checkouttommy'snewsingleassrash 

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derek???? gay?? more likely than u think

Is it??? Mama has been watching her baby boy grow into a beautiful twink for ages and you telling me you can't believe?? Get out with all that negative homophobia. We been knowing Eila was a stepping stone!

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Can luda and eila makeout before cayla cancels one of them? God bless

“isn’t eila dating pretty boy derek? i mean, i wouldn’t put it past her to cheat on him. she seems the type to do it, and he seems the type to let her. what a match! and weren’t derek and luda co-stars? like, co-stars who made out a lot? y’know they could totally make this messy situation work with a little thing called a three-way.”

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Who's the most fucked in the dares?

“anthony deluca is def a member of the sadistic old fucks club, so… tahlia blanche and derek uehara might be in for a bad night. oh, and joseph naor is like, fucking unhinged lately, so i think it’s better for everyone that he’s only sponsoring a level one group. aside from that, i can totally see miguel’s weird little assistant giving luda mae and eila a hard time. she’s just.. fucking strange. like, raised feral in the woods with a nudist colony, strange. as the kids say, ‘i don’t fuck with that!’” 

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Hi, I’m auditioning for the role of Henri Olivier and I’ll be singing Green Slime Man by Islander.

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Hi, I’m auditioning for the role of Carolina Papen and I’ll be singing Make Me Cry by Noah Cyrus

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Hi, I’m auditioning for the role of Eve Austero and I’ll be singing I'm So Sorry by Imagine Dragons