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Local cryptid

[serjory]

hands you this. don't break it

[fantasmalresplendent]

I can't be the first to make this connection

[fantasmalresplendent]

y'all slept on the first chart but I will make the world see my vision

[spaceshiporion]

...Can I add this

[sambuchito]

de una forma una mini pimer es como una cinturonga …

[sambuchito]

[conobarco-deactivated20260330]

[dryadlost]

[shitty-little-weewee-boy]

[terriamon]

[classicmeevs]

yeah baby :/

[fuer-die-katz]

[dawn4ngel]

[bbcwhereareyou]

[the-text-doctor]

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[philomurphy-deactivated20230323]

in case you wanted your sword to be a different colour other than purple:

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[chaos-canary]

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☆Rainbow Sword☆

[google-searchhistory-official]

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[the-arcade-doctor]

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[ J:\\ GLITCH SWORD. ]

[13thsinnr]

o()xxx[{:::::::::::::::::::::::::::> trans sword ✨

[blairpuffs]

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bisexual sword

[surdus-magus]

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A lightsaber

[gayvampyr]

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lesbian sword

[gracebeth3604]

this has probably already been done but:

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minecraft :3

[dogin8]

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for the dagger users amongus

[pippins-place]

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CHAINSAW

[raccoon-hybrid]

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mf theres no yellow

[brain-empty-deactivated20241210]

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[summerblademoontime]

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BIG ASS SWORD

[the-purple-painter]

This post has been purpled!

[level-1-slime]

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Woe, slime sword be upon thee!

[pnkq]

Alright fucking Slimecicle jesus christ

[threeeyedharemp3]

FLAMING SWORD

[glyndekari]

what the fuck do I do with all these swords

[sparrowsarecool]

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the humble spear

[chlover-my-shingles]

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the not-so-humble pike

[mid-maryland]

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Double light saber

[scp-threats-is-back]

:)

[scp-threats-is-back]

[realm-of-clouds]

@loss-detector

[loss-detector]

swords of loss

[wanderinggrizzly]

[sebstanforsam]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Twitter is dead tiktok is dead and me im kinda horny

[a-poet-within]

Foreplay starts with words.

[kharacore]

via @/t.archivist

[monstersholygrail]

Reader: Are you ok, Father?

Demon Priest: Oh, fuck you calling me Father like it doesn’t turn you on just to say it

[iriseslonging]

“He had a scar on his hip from a dog bite in his childhood. Our first night together I kissed it and he breathed the most profound sigh and asked how did I know exactly where he wanted to be touched, that no one had ever touched him there. Our romance was like that, healing every old wound with magic disappearing powers until they were all tended. We lived out of time, nursed all injuries, shared all the stories and then were fortified and ready to go on with our life together.”

— Elizabeth Alexander, The Light of the World: A Memoir

[faeberrywine]

ID credit: 8603587452 on 小红书

(please like, reblog and give proper credit if you use any of my gifs!)

[sandersstudies]

Me: dang I hate how my voice cracks on the chorus of Pink Pony Club but the rest of the song is so good.

Six-year-old at karaoke: I only know the chorus. Because I’m six.

Me: this was destined to be.

[sandersstudies]

Me: 🎶 I’m just having fun, on the stage in my heels, it’s where I belong down at the 🎶

Six-year-old: PENK💗PONIE🎠CLAB🍾 immakeppondamcin adda PENK💖PONIE🐴CLAB🪩

Me: perfect. Better than I could have done it.

[loislane]

in superman adventures #19, there’s a villain named multi-face who can convincingly disguise himself as anyone, even tricking dna tests and x-ray vision. Superman initially can’t stop him

and the only reason he gets caught is because multiface decides to disguise himself as, of all people, CLARK KENT i’m screaming

[loislane]

why do villains always mess up so badly

[ninja-pyro]

Clark Kent attending Bruce Wayne’s yacht party where Bruce told Clark to wear his clothes and……

[stalker-among-the-stars]

Ta-Da!

Sard borken

[cryptiboy]

calling the people at the party Bruce’s “fake friends” as if he’s Bruce’s only real friend and he’s low key jealous

[kylerayn3r]

S A R D B O R K E N

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ah yes. this. 

[stutteringtony]

The post reappeared on my feed and it’s somehow made something great better

[sunflowerinpearls]