Little Crabby Boy

"UGH. IF YOU'RE NOT GAMZEE GO AHEAD AND LEAVE OR ANNOY THE SHIT OUTTA ME, I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!" ((Independant roleplay blog for Karkat Vantas. Part of a timeline with another person but can act out of it so don't be afraid to talk! Open to multi-shipping <3))

[candiedgrimace]

Loz isnt replying did he zone off 

more like bone off

[candiedgrimace]

>You knock on the door to Kurloz’s room.

"Kurloz?"

[spookysuit]

> You make your way over to the door and open it, letting a grin creep across your face when you saw him standing there.

"Glad you could make it."

[candiedgrimace]

>You tilt your head slightly.

"Dad said you wanted me? What's up?"

[candiedgrimace]

>You knock on the door to Kurloz's room.

"Kurloz?"

[silver-tongued-viper-deactivate]

Those who reblog this before June 3rd will receive a Pokemon egg!

And in a day or two, it’ll hatch into a pokemon!

You don’t have to be a Pokemon roleplay blog, or a Pokemon blog, to participate in this~

Example:

"Here’s your pokemon egg! Take good care of it ‘til it hatches!"

*next day* “Oh look! Your egg is about to hatch!”

"It hatched into…"

"…an Aron! Congratulations!"

This is just an example — you could get any pokemon! Maybe even a shiny or a legendary~

[candiedgrimace]

GAMZEE I DID SOMETHING BAD

[candiedgrimace]

BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE REALLY NICE RIGHT NOW

[candiedgrimace]

SO WAIT WHEN DO I GET PEOPLE TALKING TO ME

[candiedgrimace]

GAMZEE I SWEAR TO GOD YOU ARE PERFECT HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[candiedgrimace]

MY CAPSLOCK KEY IS STUCK.

[candiedgrimace]

IT APPEARS THAT ANYONE CAN MESSAGE ANYONE ON THIS ODD LITTLE WEBSITE AND I WOULD LIKE TO STATE SOMETHING:

FIRSTLY, SEND ME HATW AND I’LL SEND YOU PAIN.

SECONDLY…

INDIGOCRUSADER, GAMZEE MAKARA, MY FIANCE, MY MATESPRIT OF 7 MONTHS, MY MOIRAIL FOR SWEEPS BEFORE THAT, MY...

[candiedgrimace]

I LOVE YOU TOO

LOOK AT YOU

JUST

LOOK AT HOW WONDERFUL YOU ARE

HOW AMAZING AND ADORABLE YOU ARE

I LOVE YOU

A LOT

LETS CUDDLE

NOW

ON THE BED IN THE ROOM

OR MAYBE ON THE GOATDAD PLUSHIE

OR MAYBE IN IT

DID I MENTION IT'S HOLLOW?

I PUT BLANKETS INSIDE

YOU ENTER VIA THE CHEST/NECK AREA

YEAH

[candiedgrimace]

SO I JUST FUCKING DISCOVERED SOMETHING.

IT APPEARS THAT ANYONE CAN MESSAGE ANYONE ON THIS ODD LITTLE WEBSITE AND I WOULD LIKE TO STATE SOMETHING:

FIRSTLY, SEND ME HATW AND I'LL SEND YOU PAIN.

SECONDLY...

INDIGOCRUSADER, GAMZEE MAKARA, MY FIANCE, MY MATESPRIT OF 7 MONTHS, MY MOIRAIL FOR SWEEPS BEFORE THAT, MY BEST FRIEND, MY DEAREST, MY LOVELY WONDERFUL PERFECT ADORABLE AMAZING SWEETHEART, SHALL BE SENT NO HATE WHATSOEVER. YOU HEAR ME?!?!

HE'S MINE. AND IF YOU DARE TOUCH HIM, I'LL BREAK YOUR HAND AS IF IT WERE A TOOTHPICK MADE OF BUTTER. I'LL FUCKING MAKE SURE THAT YOU NEVER FUCKING GO NEAR HIM AGAIN OR I WILL LITERALLY PUT YOU IN HOSPITAL FOR SO LONG YOU'LL HAVE TO FUCKING RE-INTEGRATE INTO SOCIETY.

IS THAT FUCKING CLEAR?