This Is Not How Batman Dies

alex. leo. she/her. literally doing my best out here bro. 🍓🌈☀️

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I am a very nice person. fuck you

[zoesupreme]

I have started following the journey of a German soccer fan in the US for the world cup

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@laeffy the euros have found buc-ee's

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[stardustfanfare]

my 12 year brother is talking to his friend on the phone and trying to arrange plans to go over to his house this afternoon and was saying that our dad could drop him off maybe and i just heard him say "well i could maybe come over earlier but my dad is busy sharpening his scythe"

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muffled voice coming from the phone speakers: how long till the scythe is sharp

[prokopetz]

I'm not saying everybody needs to have, like, a collection of creepy dolls, disconcerting figurines, and/or mildly horrifying puppets, but if you don't have at least one kicking around somewhere I feel you're missing something essential in your life.

[iamramonadestroyerofworlds]

#an obnoxious garden gnome is also acceptable

[orpheuslament]

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?

[invaderxan]

[pavlover-boy]

big day for tumblr sexyman enjoyers and weird fags everywhere

[the-irreverend]

And stay safe everyone!

[dmcmercy]

I love that society has progressed to the point where the baseball scene has become The Twilight Reference to make instead of sparkling vampires

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

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[eleye31]

I like analysis videos on YouTube about my favourite show. Once this girl was talking in depth about 9-1-1 and she said that it was obvious that RG was a model before, because every time he tried to act sad he was more worried about his look than conveying emotion and I think this is so well said. Look at Hen, Chim, or Buck when they are in pain or sad. They look bad in a realistic way. If I were under a firetruck, caught in a tsunami, or sad about someone's dying, I wouldn't be preoccupied about looking good, I'm grieving or surviving not modelling.

[puzzled-on-main]

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

[byoldervine]

Fanfic is a great way to practice self-indulgence while writing. It doesn’t even have to be good, it just exists purely for your pleasure, be a little freak about it. Worry about quality and what other people think when it comes to works you intend to publish in a formal setting

[frozenwolftemplar]

Okay yeah sure but what if you consider AO3 to be a formal setting?

[doesnotloveyou]

you show up to AO3 in a pressed suit, polished shoes, briefcase in hand, ready to keep minutes at the four hour discourse meeting.

I drag myself to AO3 in my sweats, no bra, hair up in a thing, hastily shod flip flops, looking for a cheap coffee and a sandwich.

boss pays us the same: 2 kudos each, and one unhinged commenter to share

[jessebloom]

this almost makes me want to go back to law school

[sandandglass]

The Muppets s01e01

[le-sad-demiurge]

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Happy Pride Month

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

[adamsvanrhijn]

so in the uk you will be ably to apply to join the army at 17 but not use your phone after 8:30pm. that makes sense

[evilsoup]

um actually you can join the army at 16

[evilsoup]

but you need your mum to write you a permission slip