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Reblog if you’re a kind and friendly mun who likes to write violent and disturbing stuff...

Let’s see how many of us there are!

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Questions about Villainous Muses...

(Full disclosure. The mun of this blog roleplays an unapologetically evil muse. Have some questions related to other role-play baddies.)

1. What would it have taken to prevent your muse from becoming a villain?

2. Despite their villainy, does your muses subscribe to some sort of ethical/honor code that guides their behavior?

3. When was the last time your muse cried for someone else’s sake? 

4. Are there any ethical/moral lines your muse will not cross? 

5. Mun, you could have spent the time and effort you dedicate to your museIf roleplaying as a hero. Why did you decide to roleplay as a villain? 

6. If questioned about their evil behavior, what excuse would your muse give to justify it?

7. Does your muse have the potential to be a loving parent? The question addresses their ability to feel a child’s emotional needs, not the muse’s ability to physically procreate. 

8. If your muse could feel the emotional pain of the people they hurt, would this deter their villainous behavior?

9. What punishment does the mun think would be justifiable for the muse? 

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Reblog if your muse has physically injured another person on purpose

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Reblog if your muse did terribly in school!

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“Customer from Hell” situation starters

Our muses are working retail and have to deal with some terrible people...

1. Our muses are working in an ice cream shop and a customer insists they mix the hot fudge into the ice cream. Then the customer gets upset when the ice cream melts. 

2. Our muses are working in a secondhand clothing store and the customer tells them to “check the back” to see if they have a certain kind of dress in her size. 

3. The customer forget to bring money to the store. When they come to the check-out register, they try to convince our muses to let them have all the stuff for free. 

4. A customer tries to return underwear or an opened package of makeup. 

5. Our muses have to chase down some brats who are running wild in IKEA and wrecking havoc. 

6. Our muses deliver an order for vegan pizza. The customer gets pissed that the pizza doesn’t have cheese on it. 

7. A customer storms in and complains that the store’s parking lot is full, as if our muses are capable of doing anything about that. 

8. Our muses are working at a paint store that used to be an auto supply store. A customer tries to return a pair of brake pads. 

9. Not retail but -- Our muses are working at a vet clinic. A customer insists that something is wrong with their dog and “male dogs shouldn’t have nipples.” 

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Unusual Munday Asks

1. Your favorite shape of pasta? Really, this is highly important. 

2. The zombies are approaching the room where you sitting right now. What do you grab for use as a weapon?

3. You are in a fairy tale and have to make the King a fine dinner tonight or else be executed. You have access to a grocery store’s worth of ingredients by cannot use a written recipe or any measuring cups. What do you make? Do you think you’ll survive?

4. How would you react upon receiving a glitter bomb in the mail?

5. Who would you guess sent the aforementioned glitter bomb? 

6. You have been challenged to a duel where instead of killing your opponent, you just have to beat them at something. What weapon/activity do you pick?

7. Is food that’s been dyed really bright colors appealing or disgusting? Justify your response. 

8. You are a supervillian and plan to take over the world. In order to accomplish, you can learn to speak to one species of animal. What animal do you pick?

9. You are desperate to escape from something terrible but there is a canyon in your path. In order to cross, do you 1.) walk across the rickety and poorly anchored suspension bridge or 2.) swim across the fast and turbulent river at the bottom of the gorge? 

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Running a 5k sentence starters

1. “Honestly, I’m only here because we get free Gatorade and Gu at the end of this thing.”

2. “I ran a color run and worked so hard to get a beautiful pattern all over my shirt. Then all the colors came off in the wash and I was way more disappointed than I should have been.”

3. “Seriously? This is a fun run for charity and they’re making us wear timing chips?”

4. “Why is everyone wearing knee socks and tutus to a race?” 

5. “I suppose it would look pretty bad if I went around wearing my participation medal.”

6. “No! I refuse! I haven’t run since high school gym and I’m never going to again!”

7. “If I sneak onto the race course, do you think people will notice?”

8. (A muse wins a super-casual 5k that’s to benefit the local nursing home and gets waaaaay to cocky about it.)

9. “I’m gonna stick my race number to my forehead! Just try to stop me!” 

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Send 😵 to talk to my muse immediately after they got their wisdom teeth removed.

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Send 🌵for my muse to trip and fall while carrying a cactus!

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Period-related sentence starters

1. “What do you mean you only have tampons? I’ve never used a tampon! I don’t know how!”

2. “I’ll respect your right to be proud of of your diva cup if you respect my right to think it’s gross.”

3. “Chill out. It’s just blood. Your body is full of it.”

4. “So there I was, bleeding like crazy, and I didn’t have anything. I had to get creative really fast.”

5. (A muse spasms wordlessly in cramping agony)

6. “Here. I brought you a hot pad. That might help with the cramps.”

7. “Is it true that bears are more likely to attack menstruating women?”

8. “My period. I’m late.”

9. “Honestly? I’ve never met anyone who enjoyed having a monthly subscription to Communists in the Fun House.”

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Mun: Reblog and tell the story of how you picked your internet name in the tags!

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Reblog if you’re taller than your muse!

Short muses need love too!

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“Climbing things” situation starters

1. Our muses climb up a fire escape

2. Our muses climb out an attic window and onto the roof. 

3. My muses shows off for yours by climbing a streetlight. 

4. Our muses climb on the monkey bars at the local playground, despite being way too old for playgrounds. 

5. Our muses rock-climb illegally in a state park. 

6. You muse dares mine to climb a bookshelf, which immediately collapsed under my muse’s weight. 

7. Our muses climb into a teeny-tiny passageway in a cave. 

8. Our muses climb a steep, dangerous cliff. They can either make the difficult climb back down or jump off into the sea. 

9. My muse falls off something they’ve climbed while your muse is watching. 

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Reblog if your muse has a beloved pet that ISN’T a mammal!

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Coffee Sentence Starters

1. “Real men drink frappucinos!”

2. “I get that you don’t like coffee, but this is more like a candy bar in a cup.”

3. “I’ll never understand why they always ask you if you want whipped cream. Doesn’t everybody want whipped cream?”

4. “Why don’t we call the man who makes your coffee a baristo?”

5. “I keep having customers asking for 16-oz iced cappuccinos. Eventually, I gave up trying to explain the difference and just started giving them iced lattes.”

6. “Biscotti became so much more appetizing when I realized you’re supposed to dunk it in coffee before trying to eat it.” 

7. “This is not coffee. This is warm, sugary milk that encountered a rumor of coffee in its past life!”

8. “This is Arabic coffee. It’s like...a suspension of coffee grounds in sugar water. Tastes better than it sounds, I promise.”

9. “One twenty-ounce half-skim, half-coconut milk doubly dirty spicy chai latte with extra foam and a shot of nutmeg flavor to go, please. And can I get a plastic spoon to go with that? Oh, and can you do one of those fancy leaf designs on the top?” 

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Cocktail Improv Sentance Starters

1. “Is that tequila in a wine glass?”

2. “This drink is my own creation. I call it a ‘typewriter.’“

3. “I tried to make a White Russian, but we didn’t have any Kahlua. Or cream. So it’s just skim milk and vodka. Sorry.” 

4. “Bailey’s and lime juice? Are you serious?”

5. “I put some Everclear in grape juice and it’s practically wine!”

6. “They said you can infuse simple syrup with anything, so I made an infusion of dandelions!”

7. “Whiskey, cognac, same difference.”

8. “I made a Bloody Mary mixer with salsa. Sometimes you just have to make do, you know?”

9. “It’s vodka that’s flavored like Skittles. Happy birthday!” 

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Send 🕷️for your muse to pull ticks off my muse.

Send “Reverse 🕷️” for my muse to pull ticks off your muse.