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[wise-prompts]

⋆˚✰ ݁˖⭑⌯⌲  Interview with the Vampire Prompts (pt. 2)

An assortment of prompts taken from the series Interview with the Vampire, season two. Adjust as necessary and feel free to reblog!

❛ maybe it's time we go home. ❜

❛ can there be a more offensive question? ❜

❛ and i've forgotten your name already. ❜

❛ and you? what's your name, sweetheart? ❜

❛ memories just keep bubbling up. ❜

❛ we made an agreement. ❜

❛ i don't need to hear anything back, i just need you to heat me. ❜

❛ stop feeling sorry for yourself. no one's watching, no one cares. ❜

❛ truth is more valuable if it takes you a few years to find it. ❜

❛ respect my time. ❜

❛ you couldn't make up a name? ❜

❛ all my love belongs to you. you are its keeper. ❜

❛ i could help you hone that skill. ❜

❛ you can tell me when you're ready. ❜

❛ you were invited here as a guest. ❜

❛ your problem, not mine. ❜

❛ and we were having such a nice conversation. ❜

❛ depends. are you gonna kill me? ❜

❛ why are you lurking? ❜

❛ funny, you made no impression on me at all. ❜

❛ suppose i can come off haughty. ❜

❛ you want a ride home? ❜

❛ i am my history i have endured? i am the job i do not want? i don't know anymore. ❜

❛ you just get used to it, like weather. ❜

❛ oh, forgot! love makes you stupid. makes you fickle and weak and blind. ❜

❛ picked another one over me! ❜

❛ maybe i could cheer you up? ❜

❛ take this seriously. ❜

❛ i don't believe i want to give simple answers. ❜

❛ oh, this is boring! you're boring! ❜

❛ "Oh, it's so, so hard to be me." ❜

❛ i think it would be disastrous. ❜

❛ i make no judgement of you. i am not interested in you. ❜

❛ i'd like a couple of months when you don't tear things down or fuck things up. ❜

❛ not saying that to fight, just saying that it's true. ❜

❛ can you imagine me without the burden of her? ❜

❛ did you mean it? ❜

❛ flowers growing from the dead. cold things becoming warm. ❜

❛ i could not prevent it. ❜

❛ love has always been difficult for me. ❜

❛ and it will spiral beyond your reach. ❜

❛ you will regret this for the rest of your life. ❜

❛ you can not script a hurricane. ❜

❛ what is worse than that? crushing what you cannot own? ❜

❛ if it's true, it's too fucking late. ❜

❛ oh can i cry and say that i'm sorry too? ❜

❛ don't know why i bother. ❜

❛ a quiet, easeful death. ❜

❛ what was left to endure for? ❜

❛ oh, i rather doubt that. ❜

❛ he just took credit for it when the opportunity presented itself. ❜

❛ it's a legitimate question. ❜

❛ you have the same problem? ❜

[feegless]

Parenthood sentence starters

Various prompts about parenthood from infancy to school age that use gender neutral terms. Feel free to adjust as necessary

"How are we running out of nappies/diapers again? I swear I just got another pack yesterday."

"I'll make up a bottle."

"Oh, it stinks. I think they need a nappy/diaper change."

"I can't believe how tiny they are."

"Was that a smile?"

"Is spitting up so much normal?"

"At this point I don't know where I end and the baby stuff begins."

"How can they have such an iron grip on my hair?"

"I don't know how long I've slept in the last two weeks. I just know that I've had some and that babies cry a lot."

"Well, that wipe warmer is useless."

"Oh, they spit up on me!"

"Why do babies need so many things?"

"I finally got them to sleep. It's just us now."

"Do you want to hold them?"

"Shhh I just got them settled!"

"They grow up so quickly."

"I think it might be time to start weaning."

"Sounds like they're awake."

"I've got no idea what some of this stuff on the high chair is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask."

"No, I'll get them. I think it's my turn anyway."

"I think there are toys in crevices of the house I didn't even know existed."

"Where's the calpol?"

"I think they're overtired."

"Have you seen their blankie? I can't find it anywhere."

"I knew them taking a late nap would be a mistake."

"How have they grown out of all of their clothes already?"

"I know it's weird but it's the only thing that'll get them to sleep."

"It's your turn for bath time."

"Don't worry, they'll settle down in a minute."

"They're standing!"

"I think they're teething."

"They weren't over there a minute ago."

"Did they just walk?!"

"Did they just say what I think they said?"

"That can NOT be their first word!"

"I'm pretty sure I got splashed so much that my bath was better than theirs."

"Let's go to the playground."

"If I get asked why one more time today, I think I might lose it."

"They asked if we could get a pet rabbit. Don't worry, I talked them out of it."

"We're going to have to replace their emotional support bowl."

"They're upset because I made them the food they asked for but I didn't make it fast enough, and now they refuse to eat it."

"Let's just say they took every muddy puddle as a challenge."

"They wet the bed. Don't worry, I'm handling it."

"I've checked everywhere for monsters. Twice. It's still not safe apparently."

"Do you think it's an imaginary friend or a ghost they're talking to?"

"Oh it was just a nightmare. It's all good now."

"We need to get more story books. I don't think I can ever read The Gruffalo again."

"You want to know how I stop them from drawing on the walls? Paper and crayons everywhere. Everywhere."

"I'm this close to giving them an iPad and calling it a day."

"Well, at least we escaped a tantrum."

"Has the mess multiplied somehow?"

"Why is it alarmingly quiet out there? What do you think they're up to?"

"I can't believe they'll be starting school so soon."

"We're going to have to get them a new uniform again."

"I don't know if this drawing deserves to be on the wall, on the fridge, or in the bin."

"When did homework get so complicated?"

"I think they have lice."

"That was the school. I have to go pick them up."

"Well, that parents evening was interesting."

"How is there another school fundraiser?"

"This school trip looks pretty cool."

"How many activities do you think we can afford for them to go to?"

"Well, they're grounded."

"These packed lunch requirements are getting out of hand."

"Why am I more nervous about their grades than they are?"

"Their school report looks great."

[aurora-rph]

Stargate SG1 Season 3 Starter Sentences

Can you walk on that?

It's just a deep bleeding gash, but it'll be fine.

We will destroy you for this.

Well that certainly makes life more interesting.

Why are you so quick to jump to the conclusion I'm crazy?

I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say, or do, that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go NUTS!

All right, so it's possible there's an alternate version of myself out there that actually understands what the hell you're talking about?

I'm feeling much better, thank you.

Well, fancy that. We're famous.

Thank you, that... doesn't make me feel better.

Ah, trees, trees, and more trees. What a wonderfully green universe we live in, eh?

The next time I feel the urge to help someone, feel free to give me a swift kick.

Next time [ ] gets the urge to help someone, shoot him.

You are not of this world.

And that information could save your life one day.

I will reveal nothing. You may begin torturing me.

You will be punished! He will avenge me!

See, now, I miss that. I have no idea what he's saying, but I buy it.

How did you get in here?

Oh my. There is a distinct lack of optimism in this room.

I sense that before my memory was lost, we knew each other.

Is it me, or is it actually getting hotter in here?

You do understand we're not too happy to see you.

Your insolence is music to my ears.

You are not here for information. You are here for my amusement.

Sorry to ruin your day. No, actually, I'm—I'm wrong about that. I'm not sorry.

I'm going to pass out again.

How is a needle in my butt going to get water out of my ears?

You are an idiot every day of the week. Why couldn't you have taken one day off?!

Coat of paint. A little touch-up… it'll be fine.

Is that a 'money back if you're not completely alive' guarantee?

You disregarded my warning.

Well, this just became a piece of cake, a walk in the park, a day at the beach!

Can we determine what threat they pose?

It's death or me. Me or death. You've got to decide. Me or death.

I want to live, I want to experience the universe, and I want to eat pie.

Years from now, when you're thinking about me, you're gonna say, ooohhh, how did I ever get along without that wonderful, constant companion?

Count me out. I don't want to do it. He's mean and boring and—and—and... mean.

One man's ceiling is another man's floor.

It'd be a lot more superior if it wasn't so easy to steal!

I do appreciate that you were the one to come and see if I was okay. That... that means something.

Um... we, ah, we drew straws. I lost.

Somebody's got to teach that guy how to die.

If we happen to make it out of here in one piece, remind me to harm [ ] severely.

Words cannot express things, speech cannot convey the spirit. Swayed by words, one is lost.

Because it is so clear, it takes a longer time to realize it. If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, the meal was cooked a long time ago.'

I think you're gonna get fired.

No, no, I'm real! You're not hallucinating.

You know, it's funny. I mean, after everything we've been through these past few years... and, of all things, it's my appendix that lays me out.

[prompts-of-chaos]

✘ — ​​ɪᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴇᴠɪʟ!​​ sentence starters, pt. 2

Prompts pulled from Haley Whipjack's ok temu, i will talk about you. Feel free to changes words, pronouns, etc. as needed!

❝ Who is this blonde lady in my queen's dress? ❞

❝ This feels... bad. I feel like I'm doing bad things right now. Like kinda just looking at all of this, like I'm doing crimes. ❞

❝ Are the blades themselves... cheetah print? For the lion handles? ❞

❝ This child looks so happy. I wanna be that happy. ❞

❝ I hate that I'm charmed by that. ❞

❝ Front and back, you're a cave both ways. ❞

❝ Aww, cat pirates! Look at them... Man, I wish those were drawn by human hands. ❞

❝ And if there's anything I'm looking for in my boys' short sleeved t-shirt with dinosaur pattern printed top and tie dye shorts 2pcs set clothes with reflective patterns under purple light at night, it is the irrodintion emect. ❞

❝ Oh my god, it's the mugs! I have seen so much about the mugs. ❞

❝ Nice rounded number, who doesn't like the number 5. ❞

❝ I need to make it so clear to you, I did not tamper with this box, okay? I wouldn't do that to you. ❞

❝ What did they do to it? This is how I received this box, there is straight-up a hole in it. ❞

❝ Is it... maybe it's easy access? Is this right? ❞

❝ Somebody stabbed my box, before I even got it. Before I even got to stab it myself. ❞

❝ The outside feels like dried hot glue. ❞

❝ Do we think it's supposed to have that kind of bubbly... texture look to it? ❞

❝ [Name], thoughts? ... He put all his claws out an ran away. ❞

❝ How are you fitting an entire irrodintion emect in there? ❞

❝ The instructions are in Chinese! ... Nope, you just had to flip the thing over, okay! ❞

❝ This is the most lightweight thing I have ever held. This is so fragile. ❞

❝ Behold: the irrodintion emect. ❞

❝ I really thought this was gonna be the thing I liked the most. I'm a little afraid. ❞

❝ What I will say though, 0/10 no boobs. The picture had boobs on it! ❞

❝ Thought I was gonna at least get fake boobs out of it, this is devastating. ❞

❝ It doesn't feel good or nice, and it's also really warm. ❞

❝ I feel like every way that I stand I look uncomfortable. And it's because I feel uncomfortable. ❞

❝ Here's my review: I can't really move. ❞

❝ I feel like my shoulders are gonna bust out of it like I'm the Hulk. And I do not have buff shoulders. ❞

❝ This is the natural standing pose in this garment. ❞

❝ I would not wear this to my witch parties! ❞

❝ Oh my god, I'm literally gonna have to cut myself out of this dress. I like, I can't get it off! ❞

❝ Do you think they'll finally leave me alone now? Have I done enough? ❞

❝ Baby we're about to watch a lot of Ryan Gosling movies and build a puppet. There's a lot happening over there! ❞

❝ You're all beautiful! ... on the inside. ❞

❝ I had to teach outside today, and it made me evil. ❞

[wise-prompts]

⋆˚✰ ݁˖⭑⌯⌲  Interview with the Vampire Prompts (pt. 1)

An assortment of prompts taken from the series Interview with the Vampire, season one. Adjust as necessary and feel free to reblog!

❛ yeah, well, mortality beats a heavy drum.❜

❛ i have to be very careful whom i let in. ❜

❛ i dream of what a quiet breakfast might look like. ❜

❛ i wanted to murder the man, and i wanted to be the man. ❜

❛ days are for sleeping off the previous evening's damage. ❜

❛ i am cursed with my father's temper at times, and the rudeness is all mine. ❜

❛ you don't need to defend yourself to me, [name]. ❜

❛ there's nothing to be nervous about. ❜

❛ i had no room for feelings like these in my life. ❜

❛ i profit off the miseries of other men, and i do it easy. ❜

❛ you just have to ask me for it. ❜

❛ be all the beautiful things you are, and be them without apology. ❜

❛ we sat there for some time. in throes of increasing wonder. ❜

❛ please have a seat. ❜

❛ i can assure you, it will not happen again. ❜

❛ you feel as if you're dying, because you are. ❜

❛ i should have taught you that. ❜

❛ humor me. ❜

❛ we are at the mercy of the other's discretion. ❜

❛ how did he do that? ❜

❛ you are a library of confusion. ❜

❛ if you don't wanna help, i'll do it myself. ❜

❛ how can i say no to you? ❜

❛ you might have a drinking problem. ❜

❛ you're a challenge every sunset, [name], and i'd have it no other way. ❜

❛ [name] removed a lifetime of confidence, of joy, in less than half an hour. ❜

❛ i was never going to be a natural. ❜

❛ i hope you don't mind. ❜

❛ your purpose is to enjoy yourself. ❜

❛ that can't be all there is. i know you don't believe that. ❜

❛ you're angry.❜

❛ i'm pondering. ❜

❛ a fish that doesn't swim. a bird refusing to fly. you're going to struggle.❜

❛ your talent is immense, but you mind is elsewhere. ❜

❛ now who's performing? ❜

❛ oh? well, what have you heard? ❜

❛ you haven't accepted your place in this world. ❜

❛ why is your heart beatin' so fast? ❜

❛ save that lie for yourself. ❜

❛ an ominous observation. ❜

❛ must every night end like this? ❜

❛ when i'm tired, i'm not so kind. ❜

❛ sometimes, you gotta be careful where you dig, you understand? ❜

❛ you look a little sick there. ❜

❛ the simple joy of your hand in mine. ❜

❛ i don't talk to strangers. ❜

❛ i've come to apologize. ❜

❛ and when you're scared, you ridicule.❜

❛ stay where you are, okay? ❜

❛ it was never you. ❜

❛ anything for you.❜

❛ are we the sum of our worst moments? ❜

❛ excruciating pain was the proof i was still alive. ❜

❛ this is humiliating. ❜

❛ save your charity for the needful. ❜

❛ no one here wishes to speak with you. ❜

❛ how's that for an answer? ❜

❛ i don't particularly like being abandoned. ❜

❛ you don't have to ask permission. ❜

❛ it's an air of superiority when you say that. ❜

❛ we leave the damage so we never forget the damage. ❜

❛ i admire your steadfast pursuit of a game you clearly have no acumen for.❜

❛ you're ugly when you act like that. ❜

❛ better ugly than blind. ❜

❛ i love you, [name]. i don't say it often enough anymore. ❜

❛ let him be warm with his dreaming. ❜

❛ i have an accent? ❜

❛ go on, ask your questions. ❜

❛ you irritate me. your very presence irritates me. ❜

❛ you have something on your mind, obviously. ❜

❛ may i finish this dance? ❜

❛ you don't remember, do you? ❜

[prompts-of-chaos]

✘ — ​​ɪᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴇᴠɪʟ!​​ sentence starters, pt. 1

Prompts pulled from Haley Whipjack's ok temu, i will talk about you. Feel free to changes words, pronouns, etc. as needed!

❝ This might be the first time I've ever done this fueled by pure annoyance. It's kind of exciting. ❞

❝ Bla bla bla, I need Temu to leave me alone. ❞

❝ So here I am. Talkin' about 'em. ❞

❝ I don't like 'em, personally. ❞

❝ Temu.com is a website or an app where you can go and buy anything you can think of, for a worryingly low rate. ❞

❝ People pronounce that one however they want. ❞

❝ I don't know exactly what they think they would gain from partnering with... me. ❞

❝ I have never once responded to a single email from one of these ladies. They are not deterred. ❞

❝ I'm not going to do that, because what if they said yes? ❞

❝ What is the value of a human soul, y'know? How much will you sell your integrity for? ❞

❝ I'm actually not interested in learning these things about myself. ❞

❝ It can't be that bad, it's just a website. ❞

❝ I will not be making concessions, for Temu. ❞

❝ Why do those people not have to think about the consequences of any of their actions and I have to think about every consequence of all of mine? ❞

❝ Everything about how they present themselves feels overtly dystopian. ❞

❝ You don't have to go to the slop factory! ❞

❝ I just don't think we need to go to the slop factory! ❞

❝ I don't think doomerism is gonna save a single one of us, my loves. And mindless consuming cannot be our way out. ❞

❝ I'm just gonna do this 'cause it makes me feel good, and my hits of dopamine are mine to have. ❞

❝ The things are bad! The things, are bad! ❞

❝ I'm gonna make myself real small in the corner like you're watching a Let's Play. Like it's Minecraft. ❞

❝ I'm lookin' at... so many pictures! ❞

❝ It looks exactly like the photo? ... How. ❞

❝ Even here you can't get away from how expensive that cardboard is. ❞

❝ It's just... horrific. It looks awful. ❞

❝ It's no fun if they're not trying to trick me into it. ❞

❝ And also a lot of these are for babies, so let me... let me say I'm a grownup. ❞

❝ See now this is something different that could be interesting, uh, but... I wouldn't call it exactly my style. ❞

❝ That's not even close to looking like a picture of a human being. ❞

❝ Oh, thank god, you can wear it for witch parties. ❞

❝ I never have anything to wear for my witch parties. ❞

❝ Oh my god, it's the Elle Fanning dress. That's a different fake lady they've got in it. Exact same dress, different model, different fake lady wearing it. ❞

❝ I'll admit... I'm intrigued. ❞

❝ This... that's princess Fiona. Hello? ❞

[strykingback]

The Odyssey (2026) sentence starters

These are Roleplay starters from Christopher Nolan's film The Odyssey (2026) which is based around Homer's book the Odyssey. Please take note of any spoilers.

The power of the sacrifice is in the cost of the person making it

[Name], the most brilliant of all my [Occupation]. You would never be snared as I was.

Your [friends/family/etc,] don't want you to defy the gods. But the gods say only you make it home.

One man's idea, one man's trick...

What if the [Name] you knew lost [his/her/their] way?

[He,She,They] saw ten years of rage pour into that city in one night

Don't look for gods in people; you'll always be disappointed.

Why can't gods speak in ways we understand?

[Mother/Guardian/Father] [Deity Name], they [thing that happened to the sender], vengeance [Mother/Guardian/Father], vengeance for me. [Deity Name]! Vengeance for me!

Ten years on this fucking beach. Let's go home!

[Name] cheated you?

And dawn will break over the darkened world. And our mistakes will once again be forgotten.

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