I Want To Speak To Your Manager

A multiverse RP/Ask blog for Sam of Trick r’ Treat Mod is +18, character is not, do not engage in sexual behavior towards Sam. Asks are open!!

[candycultsamhain]

* points * Bab.

[candycultsamhain]

Sorry everyone for the absence and lack of activity, RL shit got me fucked up. Fortunately, I see a break in the clouds and Sam replies will start up again.

Just curious....I want to put my little feet in the water and see just how interested people would be in a Nancy (Nightmare on Elm Street) DBD ask blog? It was a neat idea (not sure if someone has already done it) but I wanted to ask before I pulled the trigger and spent a whole day on art.

[candycultsamhain]

“One night, while sitting by the fire, I began to hear the most peculiar noise from the woods. At first I wasn’t sure, but as I walked deeper in, I knew for certain that the song ‘I ran’ by Flock of Seagulls was playing. Perplexed, I followed it till I found a little boy at a lemonade stand in the woods. It was so strange, I ran right back to the campfire and didn’t look back.” ~Benedict Baker

[entityasks]

I know these survivors and killers are yours, but can I play with them sometimes? I don’t have any of my own and I promise not to do anything—what’s the word?—permanent!

If they are not in a trial and away from the campfire I do not care either way.

[candycultsamhain]

Summer Job: Achieved!

[ask-king-brawler-david-deactiva]

You have extra big arms. How did you make them big?

That’s a simple way to say it to ya, huh?

[candycultsamhain]

Where did you get milk here in the Entiddy’s realm, David?

[candycultsamhain]

Frank : KICK THE BABY!!! Sam : don't kick the baby.. Frank : KICK THE BABY!!!!!! ( claudette with Sam hit) Sam : AHHHH!!! Frank : I told you it works!

Get your GED, Frank.

[candycultsamhain]

Now there are two of us. Claudette told me about this when I saw two of her. Let's do something together

Hugs first, evil later. You are a good and squishy, Me! Yes you are!!

[candycultsamhain]

Very OOC but this is a nice place to share some silliness~ 

[ask-the-maniac]

❀!

((❀ : What is your muse’s opinion about flower crowns?))

“No particular opinion, really. It’s not as if I’ve ever made or received one. I guess they look fine?”

[candycultsamhain]

“I just think they’re neat!”

[diswhoredance-deactivated202211]

Frank, you are very scary and I am not. Do you have advice on how to be more terrifying to survivors??

Murdering them usually works for me.

[candycultsamhain]

It’s that easy? Wow! You’re very smart and wise, Frank!

[diswhoredance-deactivated202211]

I know, little man.

Just keep workin' on it and before y'know it, you'll be a natural.

[candycultsamhain]

I’ll try my best! Maybe someday I’ll be as good as you at scaring people?

[diswhoredance-deactivated202211]

Frank, you are very scary and I am not. Do you have advice on how to be more terrifying to survivors??

Murdering them usually works for me.

[candycultsamhain]

It’s that easy? Wow! You’re very smart and wise, Frank!

[michael-the-old-man]

Michael, I know it’s early, but I went to all the houses in Haddonfield and brought you the left over pantry candy. Stale but there are some king sizes!

Michael lifts his mask and he tears up.

"Oh my... Thank you... I've waited for forty years to get Halloween candy, you didn't have too"

[candycultsamhain]

“Have to? Michael, I wanted to. You’re such a paragon for the Halloween season, if you ask me, I am 40 years PASSED due. Forgive me? For taking so long?” Sam pats his friends hand gently, clearly sorry for the error in time management.

[candycultsamhain]

I was dead for too long and Corporate terminated me. I am no longer a secret shopper. Any survivors out there looking for a dedicated, attentive killer who is only nice?

[candycultsamhain]

DAMIEN! You can’t say the shit-word in front of these sandwiches!

[candycultsamhain]

I was dead for too long and Corporate terminated me. I am no longer a secret shopper. Any survivors out there looking for a dedicated, attentive killer who is only nice?

[damienworkatjimmyjohns]

You can work at jimmy john’s sam!

[candycultsamhain]

Jimny jams! Do I get to eat the mayonnaise??

[damienworkatjimmyjohns]

Absolutely, I don’t mind!

[candycultsamhain]

job accepted Damien! IM HIRED!

[damienworkatjimmyjohns]

Hurray! Can’t wait to work with you! Also just a warning my brother is shedding soon so...we’re gonna be short someone.

[candycultsamhain]

Damien, this is not a problem. We are both already short.

[candycultsamhain]

I was dead for too long and Corporate terminated me. I am no longer a secret shopper. Any survivors out there looking for a dedicated, attentive killer who is only nice?

[damienworkatjimmyjohns]

You can work at jimmy john’s sam!

[candycultsamhain]

Jimny jams! Do I get to eat the mayonnaise??

[damienworkatjimmyjohns]

Absolutely, I don’t mind!

[candycultsamhain]

job accepted Damien! IM HIRED!

[candycultsamhain]

I was dead for too long and Corporate terminated me. I am no longer a secret shopper. Any survivors out there looking for a dedicated, attentive killer who is only nice?

[damienworkatjimmyjohns]

You can work at jimmy john’s sam!

[candycultsamhain]

Jimny jams! Do I get to eat the mayonnaise??

[candycultsamhain]

I was dead for too long and Corporate terminated me. I am no longer a secret shopper. Any survivors out there looking for a dedicated, attentive killer who is only nice?