Get to the demi pointe

Scared is what you're feeling but brave is what you're doing.

[mellifexfarm]

poking him

[cambrianclusterfuck]

Harass the dinosaur

[mckitterick]

CUTE BABY ALERT

[candymanico]

Dipping into tumblr for the first time in years to announce that I just bought an apartment, yeet.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

if you like danny devito…….and getting caught in the rain……..

[bewareofbird]

Me, to the cockatiels, picking them up: My boys!! How are you? Oh, I love you so much.

Cockatiels: :D :D :D :D

[dennys]

don’t talk to me until i’ve had my mourning coffee

[keri-russell]

How I Met Your Mother | The Good Place

[futurist]

Why can’t you accept that she may be living a good, honest life? That she’s an attentive mother and good mom?

[cokespoon]

[ghostheather-deactivated2020051]

my absolute FAVORITE activity is pausing jenna marbles videos to look at kermit’s weird fucking face

[ghostheather-deactivated2020051]

[sonnyslimjim]

It’s a good day to remember that I had a triceratops plushie for the majority of my childhood named Horny and my parents did nothing

[aplaceofhisown-deactivated20180]

Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.

[qxessence]

This is genuinely hilarious but fuckin terrible

[musicoftheknight]

Tumblr:  We want complex villains!  Tumblr:  But they can’t do anything villainous or complex ever. 

[scaliefox]

My favorite quote on this is Lemony Snickett when a school district banned his book due to the marriage plot by the villain.

He merely responded

“I’m sorry, but I’m at a loss on how to write a villain that doesn’t do villainous things.”

[only1600kids]

*gets penalty* “that’s bullshit” *watches replay* “.. yeah okay”

[reademmaduh]

This is flawless. I can’t stop watching.

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

condescending online man day

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

i almost forgot, happy condescending online man day everyone

[drawing-prompt-s]

Draw your group of friends together but each person is the animal they most resemble personality wise.

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

[tismilly]

[bitcheslovepearls]

OKAY BUT I NEED THIS FUCKING PIN.

[musinvenusian]

YES

[ruinedchildhood]

Finding Nemo (2003)