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kai ✷ 24 ✷ he/him ✷ queer artist ✷ 18+ only please! gayestcowboy.straw.page gayestcowboy.storenvy.com

[gayestcowboy]

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hi i’m kai and i’m a weird and freaky gay trans artist, printmaker, fiber artist, musician, and anarchist. i love drawing hot men with boobs. 18+ only please!

do not repost my art on other sites, even with credit.

my text posts are tagged #yeehaws and my art is tagged #my art. my ocs are tagged #oc tag. all individual oc tags are under the readmore below.

art blog: @gayestcowboys

flight rising sideblog: @zeniths-fr

homestuck sideblog: @transgenderkarkat

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feel free to ask for my nsft blog/bsky/twitter!

oc tags below:

bg3 ocs: tav | rook | pollux | merle | greer | anguish | talon | titania

other ocs: morgan | vaughan | voltaire

[picatchu]

if you're an artist of any craft always remember to sleep by putting all your weight on your hands and wrists, and don't forget to make the position as weird and awkward as possible to maximize the damage. sweet dreams

[aliny-ssuu]

Study

[myankleissprained]

Guys can I be honest. I like you guys . You are my Frends. Yay Ok

[doedipus]

Girl with a uniform fetish who is turned on by all things and concepts an equal amount

[charleslove]

one of my top contenders for funniest lines in this game

[itsmisstutu]

The 8hr work day / 40hr work week is an infringement on our right to be human on earth

[gayestcowboy]

take me back to the midwest. god i miss culvers

[bish0ps]

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

[jelloapocalypse]

Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.

[bloodyhandprint]

did you know avoidance only makes all of your problems worse. no one has ever discovered this before

[transcyberism]

I've suspected this for a long time but I usually try not to think about it

[gayestcowboy]

i’ve been replaying tears of the kingdom, which i haven’t played since 2023 (finished story, did all the shrines, got all the apparel), and it’s pretty fun to play again but i have a couple massive gripes that i had when i first played but are exponentially worse now:

1. it’s quite jarring and honestly super disappointing how little evidence of botw taking place exists in totk. specifically there’s no guardian remains anywhere. i think that’s absolutely absurd. the developers tried so hard to make a sequel that could work as a standalone that they failed to make it connect to the first game in a more meaningful way. i think it makes the story much less impactful regardless of whether or not the player has played botw, and the plot was already quite a bit weaker than in botw. the developers tried too hard to be accessible and i think it backfired in both directions.

2. going off of the first gripe, i don’t like the way the story is structured and paced nearly as much as botw. botw is so focused on exploration especially early in the game, and in totk you start running around talking to a million npcs as soon as you get off the sky island. botw’s story felt so much more led by exploration and totk often just feels like you’re running around trying to find npcs to tell you what to do. in particular, it’s very frustrating to have npcs constantly telling you exactly where everything is, especially for someone who put 500 hours into botw and knows where hateno village is. i don’t think every npc ever would specify the location of every village especially if they already know link and assume he knows his way around. i think it definitely could have worked well to have a lot more npc interactions than botw considering the area recovered a lot since the last game, but i don’t think a good balance of solo exploration and npc-guided story was reached.

3. the fucking orientalism. it’s egregious. but are we really surprised

[karvina]

they are replacing penis and vagina with 2 new species of terrible awful birds

[shadowen]

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

[coern]

seeing plushies of a character you like that you dont have and cant get will inspire feelings of greed and envy in you only described in ancient stories about gods smiting people into slugs for experiencing desire

[cutecipher]

think i got music poisoning

[anton--rayne]

under socialism we will make it illegal to name illnesses after countries

[rucola-ruquette]

Okay genuinely the damage that naming the Ebolavirus has done to tourism in the DRC, an already impoverished country, is devastating. No one wants to visit the Ebola River. Coronavirus is named after a shape. There are so many ways to name a pathogen or disease without harming the people of the region where it was discovered.

[anton--rayne]

it also discourages even informing people of the pathogen, scientists and doctors who are the first to inform people for their safety have to go in knowing the racism and racial namings that will happen just because they tried to protect and inform people. even when the naming isn't a race or place people get racist to the discovery place as it happened with covid, therefore even more so when it's named after places