[canidykes]

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carrd (just for fun) ✦︎ ao3 ✦︎ bluesky (READ BIO BEFORE FOLLOWING)

this is my personal blog, content will be a mixed bag. don't follow expecting me to only post about one thing.

▼ disclaimers and personal tags under the cut ▼

───── disclaimers ─────

★ i post about fictional scenarios that include objectionable themes, such as incest and rape. obviously this does not reflect my opinion of these abuses in reality. don't follow if discussions of these topics will upset you.

★ i do not trigger tag my posts unless i intend for them to gain reach outside my audience.

★ i occasionally speak about "men" in a casual context. while i am aware that there are nuances to discussions of gender and societal hierarchies, that nuance is not always necessary in casual contexts, so please don't assume the worst of me if i say i don't like men.

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#canidspeaks - my text posts

#pawtrodden - reblogs

#myowntwopaws - my art

#herbearhands - posts that are about / remind me of my girl ♡

[roadhogsbigbelly]

Sorry to be a "let people enjoy things" guy but is this not a bizarrely corny way to talk about art?

[canidykes]

jesus okay man im sorry

[threedollarsdotcom]

I get so crunk off that apple juice

[canidykes]

you are not allowed to prescribe top/bottom headcanons if you dont know what a side is. thus is my decree

[canidykes]

told her to just unplug the roku from the hdmi cable so she could plug it into her ps5 and she plugged the ps5 into the roku

[canidykes]

more piggy :3

[clowns-ofthesame-circus]

if your trans advocacy doesn’t include or forgets nonbinary people, it’s meaningless

[canidykes]

our son

[canidykes]

our son

[canidykes]

high as hell listening to my wife read the point defiance zoo website im fucking locked in

[pharmersonly]

if you're 20-30, and your main circle isn't frequently discussing:

~ lesbian sex

~ rpf

~ cheating in fiction

~ hating ozempic

~ women’s sports

then it's time to elevate your circle

[canidykes]

if nobody illegally records that read i will actually kill everyone and then myself

[canidykes]

GILLIAN ANDERSON HANNAH EINBINDER LIVE SECRETARY SCRIPT READING ON MY BIRTHDAY IM GONNA FUCKING PASS OUT

[canidykes]

LIVING WITH MY WIFEEEEEE YEAAHHHHH

[canidykes]

theres a puppy at work who is teething and really really wants to bite me all the time but since hes 2 months old he has razor sharp puppy teeth. I try to correct the behaviour by putting something else in his mouth instead, like one of his toys or chew treats. he has now started taking the toys and acting like hes going to chew on them, but then "subtly" moving his mouth so hes actually biting me instead

[canidykes]

a dog at work takes estrogen ??