Cankell & Gundt™ - Desserts of Distinction

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SUMMER IS HERE, and there's nothing like snackin' on a delicious sweet treat, so that's why we at Cankell & Gundt ® have delved into our rich heritage of tradition to brink you this authentic Bavarian delight!

Deep in the heart of Feuchtwarze Forest, our wandering piggers follow the footsteps of their forebears, nudging at hollows with their thin canes, overturning foliage, sniffing the warm, exposed humus beneath. It's from here, sheltered in the loamy earth itself, that they hope to deliver the hottest taste sensation this summer, direct from Cankell & Gundt ®, Dessertiers without Compare™: Truffle Toads™!

Each sumptuous Truffle Toad ™ comes drizzled in piquant salted Canesten©, a natural fungicide, so you can safely eat as many as you want! Just claw open that packet and lose yourself in Truffle Toads'™ overpowering odour of dank, sweet Bavarian Feuchtwarze Truffle - a smell you'll never forget! Some say truffles are worth their weight in gold, but you won't have to because our abundant 18-packs are so convenient they'll do all the bargaining for you! No, it's impossible to resist the alluring crumble of our moist, spongy Truffle Toads™!

And now they're 100% Paleo! You'll never have to hunt or gather again - just 90 seconds in a medium microwave and you'll have enough mouth-watering protein to consolidate your* musculature!

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Raised on quality. Brought up on the best. You pride yourself on achieving the optimum, every day. So why compromise? With Cankell & Gundt ® 's revolutionary Ish-tarts™ Weaning System, you won't have to!

Even dad will be able to suckle your young ones, because with the Ish-Tarts™ Weaning System, even a dog could work it out! Our one-touch mounting brackets secure the Ish-tarts™ in place at convenient nursing height, allowing hands-free feeding without the nutrient-depleting fluid exchange Nature intended! So relax, and let Cankell & Gundt ® do the work!

Mmm, delicious Ish-tarts™, replete with all the goodness of a whole* can of brand leading condensed milk! Your baby's growing skeleton will cherish each pillowy, treat-sized morsel of calcium-rich food*!

Move over, Momma - Nurse Cankell's in town and she's brought enough for everyone! Our Double Dozen™ Freezer Packs are practically inexhaustible, and each includes a bonus free Ish-tarts™ mounting bracket so you'll never run out of chests! Gee, thanks, Cankell & Gundt ®!

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CUSTARD RINDS ARE BACK!

They said it couldn't be done - Cankell & Gundt™ yet again prove that the customer knows best. You wanted Crinds®. You wrote us, emailed us, called us on the phone, and you told us. You loved Crinds®. And we understood - after all, Crinds® were a family favourite here at Cankell & Gundt™ for over a generation. But the Consumer Goods Authority thought otherwise, and for a moment, we might have agreed with them. But that isn't the Cankell & Gundt™ way!

Introducing the all-new, and greatly improved, Endo-Crinds®! That's right, the indistinguishable flavor of real whole custard rinds is back on the shelves, only now we've given it a taste twist sensation we know you'll love!  Endo-Crinds® are flavor-injected with a host of delicious esters and syrups, ready-to-eat frozen or warmed to perfection in your microwave oven! Snacking will never be the same again. Feel the changes for yourself!

Mmm, Rinds - Mmm, Crinds® - Mmm, the all new Endo-Crinds®, only from the house of Cankell & Gundt™.

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At Cankell & Gundt™, we aim to deliver quality products at an unbeatable cost. Our pledge to you is that every time you defrost a Cankell & Gundt™ product will be an experience you'll never forget - because it's so good!

Why not go ahead and try a mouth-watering Luftwaffel® ! Using only the finest, purest ingredients, we've perfected this dessert classic. A true masterwork!

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Cankell & Gundt™ - Desserts of Distinction™ proudly invites you to take part in creating your very own Cankell & Gundt™ story, with us. Take home a Cankell & Gundt™ convenience dessert today and experience the quality for yourself.

Simply Delicious™ - Simply Cankell & Gundt.™

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Dreaming of the perfect snack for a child's upcoming milestone? Well look no further! Introducing the all-new Cankell & Gundt™ Walnut Whelpers® pastry puppies! Rich, buttery Cankell & Gundt™ pastry puppies stuffed to the hilt with delectably smooth walnut praline. Now with added thiamin! Enjoy straight from the freezer or steaming fresh from your microwave oven. Childrens' parties will never be the same again! Momma's helpers™ - Walnut Whelpers®!

Mmm, Thanks™, Cankell & Gundt™!

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IMPORTANT NOTICE: PRODUCT RECALL

Cankell & Gundt™ regret to inform customers that any and all Crinds® brand freezer snacks purchased within the last six years have been deemed unsuitable for human consumption by the Consumer Goods Authority and are now subject to immediate recall.

It appears that inferior custard rinds were able to enter our supply chain, most likely as we transitioned provision of manufacturing from Guiyu, China, back to our original contractors in Hyderabad. These custard rinds have been found to contain hydrocarbon particulates at above background levels, which pose a serious health risk to all consumers.

Please refrain from eating the product and return immediately to the place of purchase. Cankell & Gundt™ advise consumers to refer to packaging for product disclaimer before attempting to engage in litigation.

While Cankell & Gundt™ deeply regret any inconvenience, we are continually looking for ways to develop our product to meet the needs of the evolving marketplace, and anticipate an exciting new range of custard rind products coming onstream in the new financial year. Stay tuned!

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From the house of Cankell & Gundt™ comes another after-dinner classic: introducing the all-new Molto Cannoli. Golden, microwaveable cannoli, attentively hand-crafted with a fragrant vanilla cheese centre you'll simply never forget. The Molto Cannoli is every bit as authentic as you could hope to find - without having to head back to the old country! Mamma mia! Surprise your suprise guests with the effortless convenience of an elaborate Cankell & Gundt™ freezer dessert today!

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It is with the utmost pride that Cankell & Gundt™ announce the delivery of our newest product - introducing the very special Caramel Keaton®. Crafted from the finest gently scorched palm sugars, sculpted using cutting-edge shortcrusting techniques, each Caramel Keaton® bears the haunting visage of this oft-remembered queen of the screen. Yes, this sought-after dessert pastry comes with a variety of Diane Keaton faces printed directly onto its soft, sweet filling. Collect them all! Add a touch of class to your table with the all-new Caramel Keaton®. Stock is limited, so preorder now!

Red Carpet Elegance™ - Cankell & Gundt™.

Part proceeds to the Diane Keaton Memorial Trust, in partnership with UNICEF Pathway to Business Leaders Training Scheme and Pastribusiness Afrique L'Ouest. Be the difference™ - Cankell & Gundt™.