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Hi, I'm Jessica! ///23, TN, Biology grad student(send help)/// Feel free to send me a message or an ask any time. I'd love to chat about stuff! Mostly PH, VnC, Cats, Memes, Bastille, Kuroshitsuji, and VKM. And of course, personal ramblings.

[birdluvr1993]

whip cream

[mono-red-menace]

this is, by far, the most impactful imageset on this website

[hexedbug]

Scottish accents, everyone

[cannibal-ducks]

Me trying to understand any science that involves math

[booasaur]

Killing Eve - Villanelle being a little shit when her partners can’t contradict her

[cannibal-ducks]

Watching Chilling Adventures of Sabrina and...

They would all be dead without Ambrose.

[forever-memes]

March in 3 months

[leftboob-enthusiast]

[femmehoudini]

Bitch you are the captain of a starship for the USS Enterprise what the fuck do you mean

[cannibal-ducks]

Killing Eve’s Vilanelle/Eve is the same vibe as Hannibal NBC’s Hannibal/Will and I am HERE for it.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gimmethebeachboys]

[chillyfeetsteak]

this is the exact doggo i want

[snoopingasusualisee]

@the-entire-furry-fandom

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[ghostcat3000]

I love this song

[egberts]

this person's flex on my sister's post has me dead

[tikkety-tok]

How to tell a deaf dog it’s time for a walk.

[penny-anna]

if you choose to believe that in hobbit culture fat = sexy then when Gollum called Sam a ‘stupid fat hobbit’ from Sam’s perspective he was basically being called a himbo.

[penny-anna]

what gollum said: stupid fat hobbit

what gollum meant: ur ugly and stupid

what sam heard: you’re a hottie but you’re dumb as shit

sam:

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

guys Gollum used to be a hobbit…he was shooting his shot

[loopygifz]

A nap is always a good idea. Via https://gif-finder.com/

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

you know what? it’s been long enough i think we can admit that abc’s once upon a time was dumb as all shit and that’s why it fucks

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

the evil queen’s mom was the queen of hearts, and also the miller’s daughter from rumpelstiltskin. rumpelstiltskin is also the beast from beauty and the beast and peter pan’s son. his wife eloped with captain hook and his mom kidnapped his secondborn son with belle to use as a weapon against his daughter-in-law 

there were four rapunzels- one who only appeared in one episode and then was never mentioned again, and then three from the final season- one of whom was mother gothel in disguise (who is also a nymph and had a scene identical to the prom scene in carrie), one of whom was lady tremaine, and the final of whom was alice in wonderland, captain hook’s daughter

hades fell in love with the wicked witch of the west and also was that guy from ally mcbeal and we were supposed to take that 100% seriously 

maleficent got impregnated by a mystery man and laid an egg, out of which hatched a human baby. they went to find her dad and never showed up in the show again. we find out in the last episode that her dad was zorro and nothing else is mentioned of this 

the frozen characters were all there, completely based on canon with no alterations like everyone else got, and nobody questioned this. cruella de vil was also there and now is probably fighting with king arthur over custody of hell

mérida was there for like a season and a half and not once did she ever get a costume change. they were at a funeral and you can see her bright bluegreen dress just. there 

henry jumped on a lion in new york and gave a speech about how magic is real 

at the end they crowned the evil queen empress of everything just bc 

there was a musical episode

nothing in this show made sense and that’s why it’s fucking hilarious 

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

HENRY HAD A LOVE INTEREST FROM CAMELOT AND IN HER FINAL APPEARANCE SHE RETCONS HER BACKSTORY AND SAYS HER DAD WAS FROM EARTH AND WE FIND OUT HER DAD WAS THE CONNECTICUT YANKEE IN KING ARTHUR’S COURT 

WHICH IS NOT ONLY THE FUNNIEST RETCON IN HISTORY (funnier by the fact he does have the right name, meaning that this was planned and they just forgot to drop any foreshadowing) BUT IF YOU FOLLOW BOOKCANON IT MEANS THAT HER BIRTH NAME IS HELLO-CENTRAL

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

LITTLE BO PEEP WAS A MOB BOSS

[chiaracqueen]

i have never seen ouat, not even an episode, and i am, in fact, terrified and vaguely impressed

[nesanica007]

i cant take it anymore god made a baby lynx without any regards for proportions and i cant stop thinking about that. look at this

[little-wulff]

he feet too big for he goddamn he

[abby-howard]

She doesn’t even stick around after making her WWE entrance, she just leaves, her work complete.

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