LET'S CAUSE SOME MISCHIEF

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[mono-red-menace]

i want vaginoplasty so bad so bad so bad so bad so bad so bad

[mono-red-menace]

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[ryan-sometimes]

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

[arschfrech]

[ryan-sometimes]

I know his tailor is stressed bro look at this man wearing a suit to fix a pothole

[mono-red-menace]

i hate how much politics online centres around media like why are you acting like your headcanon of a show is praxis 😭

[mono-red-menace]

"as you can see, i'm a good leftist because my headcanons for a show are very progressive"

actually i think you're a bad leftist because it seems the extent of your politics is drawings 😭

[mono-red-menace]

so much of this shit online is just talk this certain way say these certain things like these certain shows hate these certain people but god forbid we actually do anything other than argue about whether its more "woke" to headcanon a character as a trans man or a trans woman.

[mono-red-menace]

i hate how much politics online centres around media like why are you acting like your headcanon of a show is praxis 😭

[mono-red-menace]

"as you can see, i'm a good leftist because my headcanons for a show are very progressive"

actually i think you're a bad leftist because it seems the extent of your politics is drawings 😭

[mono-red-menace]

i hate how much politics online centres around media like why are you acting like your headcanon of a show is praxis 😭

[balaclava-trismegistus]

One time I smoked some absolute dog shit green crack and watched The Death of Stalin and suddenly the necessity of the flawed actions of the USSR began to make perfect sense to me so my friends and I started calling it "tankie weed"

[balaclava-trismegistus]

This was a consistent thing too. I would smoke tankie weed and start talking about the brain blasts I was getting, and my friends would ask me if I was smoking tankie weed again because I would spontaneously describe Soviet political theory in perfect detail

[flipchild]

[flipchild]

[powerburial]

picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider

[zacrucian]

[butchtoks]

[tamamita]

Strait closed again because the Israelis are way too genocidal and can't stop murdering people

[tamamita]

[tamamita]

Due to obvious pressure from Iran, the US forced Israel into a ceasefire effective immediately. The Yanks don't want the MoU to be sabotaged.

(x)

[tamamita]

Closed again, because the Israelis can't fucking stop murdering people.

[dickstolebyanalien-deactivated2]

how are you liking the consensual sex, age appropriate lover? 😈

[astraldemise]

looks at you

[astraldemise]

looks at you

[syn4k]

@bettsplendens i'd just like you to know that this is my favorite comment on this post and i'd like it to be memorialized

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

“I wish I was more powerful, like you guys. Even casting fireball takes it right out of me some days.”

“Hey, none of that. You're a valued member of the team, no matter what your power level.”

“I just don't understand how you can tear open that portal to the fire dimension so easily.”

“… fire dimension?”

“Yeah. Where the fire lives. Before you summon it. For fireballs.”

“Dude. We've been creating explosions by igniting flammable gases in the air. What the fuck have you been doing?”

[2peachy]

[loveridden1999]

[mono-red-menace]

the new spider man noir show has been extremely fatphobic so far it's crazy

[depsidase]

[airconditionedgirl]

[jewfrogs]

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

[randomfae]

[myothertardisisonthemun]