flinch

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[cannibal-sammy]

hello! i’m flinch!

he/they/its

samdean + J2 brainworms

DD:DNE || proship || paraphiliac

[nancylou444]

This is why I dislike the man

His beef with the writers

Repairing his and Dean’s ‘relationship’ with a massage, dinner, flowers

Badmouthing the show

Badmouthing the tvGuide cover

Talking about In the Beginning

Roofie ‘jokes’

Rape ‘jokes’ 

Slave ‘joke’

Talks about ‘screwing’ Jensen

'Dean’ shoutout

Diestel turkey

Jealous Dean

J2 at JIBCon 2014 vs Misha

Thinks directors should lick HIS shoes

The dolls

Badmouthing Jimmy

Cursing out Jensen at JIB Con 2014

Goodbye Stranger gag reel

The 'i love you’ line

Talking about the handprint (tweet)

Talking about the handprint (video)

The whoopee cushion

Destiehell vs Wincest

Castiel’s role only in terms of Dean

West’s accident

Being 'comforted’ by Jensen

Shipping 'diestel’ sausage to Jensen

“By humanity, you mean 'Dean’”

Season 8 gag reel

The harassment of authors

The harassment of astronauts

Ice Bucket Challenge

Lap dance from Danneel

Croatoan Day

Getting Jared a glass dildo

Nasty Jared comment

Taliban comment

Blaming the show for his lack of roles/the main points

HouCon 2015

The 200th episode

Sleeping with Genevieve

Giving Sera the finger

The post he later deleted

His Halloween costume (with Vicki) as Roy Horn

His 2 dad tweet

His conscientious parenting

Another nasty comment directed towards Jared

“Does he (Cas) want to take Dean to bed?”

Gishwhatever is more ‘important’ than school

Item #52 for 2015 Gishwhatever

Nasty remarks about Queen Elizabeth take 1

Nasty remarks about Queen Elizabeth take 2

Implying that Jensen helps ‘write’ the fanservice

‘Joke’ about the gorilla that was killed

Dean ‘flirts’ with Cass

Misha grabbing the Dean cutout

He and Jensen ‘live it’

Valentine’s Day tweet involving Trump

Using his phone to take pics up skirts

Talking about Karla

100,000 destiel fanfics take 1

100,000 destiel fanfics take 2

His photo-op at Momento Con

Trash talking Sam at New Orleans 2021

Said that Jensen wrote a song for Dean and Cass at German Con 2021

Nasty remarks about Queen Elizabeth take 3

Seeing an opportunity to bring up Gish

It’s 2022 and he is still queerbaiting

“I’m all three” vs “I’m awful”

His ‘spoiler’ for season 8

Sitting on Jensen and Rob

Just being nasty at JibCon 2023

Ideal filming location: Jensen’s house

Being inappropriate to a 13 year old former fan

His “Indian” accent at NJ Con 2025

[boyheretic]

thinking about how michael & lucifer are parallels to dean & sam and the sexual symbolism in the fact that every old painting of michael casting lucifer from heaven shows michael fully dressed, pinning a fully naked lucifer into the ground, getting ready to penetrate him with a sword or lance

thinking about michael using dean's body as a vessel, raping sam and calling him "luci" while he does it, brutal and violent, trying to recreate the way Lucifer looked after his fall, covered in filth and begging for mercy while michael publically raped him, for all of heaven to witness

thinking about michael raping sam to show dean that they're not so different, that he understands, because he too had a brother who was pure and beautiful and who had to be punished (beaten, locked up, violated) for his betrayal (for leaving, for disobedience, for letting himself be corrupted).

[cannibal-sammy]

i am so unwell /lh

[cannibal-sammy]

dean @ sam: i’m delusional and like pretending you love me and pretending you’re in a committed relationship with me, even if you’re not. i will go crazy over anybody who interacts with you. want me?

sam: obviously

[cannibal-sammy]

anywhoozie, you guys should follow me on twitter for more bangers (most likely the same bangers, but i am more active over there), i’m @ cannibal_dean

[cannibal-sammy]

jealous dean but he grabs sam’s throat and slams him against the wall and grunts out a “if you try to leave me i’ll fucking kill you,” paws leaving marks and bruises on his neck and sam gets so hard he almost passes out.

[cannibal-sammy]

“sammy, stop, gonna cum-“ dean gasps out but sam presses more of his weight into him, pinning him to the bed as he rode him harder. “get me pregnant” is all that slipped out of sammy’s mouth, his cock slapping against dean’s abdomen and leaving a mess of pre.

[cannibal-sammy]

stanford era sam sitting on a dildo while studying, feeling so deliciously full.

he rocks back on it every now and then, but promises himself he can ride it once he’s done studying.

[cannibal-sammy]

sam that uses a little too much teeth when giving head and pain slut dean that cums harder than he ever has at the feeling of his canines scraping over the sensitive head of his cock

[cannibal-sammy]

if i were a ghost and sam and dean were hunting me i’d grope them so much

[cannibal-sammy]

“gonna put a baby right-“ dean trails off, swatting sam’s big cock to the side and pressing his hand to his naval, “here.”

just the thought of it makes sammy all dizzy, breath hitching as he looked down to the hand splayed across his skin, “dean-”

“you’d like that, wouldn’t you?”

[sisterwifesam]

i'm your man, mitski

[lambmotifz]

i don’t even have an mpreg kink but. but. heavily pregnant sam getting pounded on his hands and knees, and dean whispering in his ear about how he’s gonna give him more babies. sam doesn’t even need to ask to become a mother again, dean will do all the work, because he’s such a good bigbrotherhusband

[cannibal-sammy]

i had a dream where jared tweeted “physically jared padalecki, mentally a teenage girl” with this picture

[sisterwifesam]

these scenes have cemented my hc where post hell dean craves to hurt sam to feel in control, while post hell sam craves for dean to hurt him to feel grounded to reality. they are the perfect sadist + masochist duo.