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@cannibal-sammy
hello! i’m flinch!
he/they/its
samdean + J2 brainworms
DD:DNE || proship || paraphiliac
This is why I dislike the man
His beef with the writers
Repairing his and Dean’s ‘relationship’ with a massage, dinner, flowers
Badmouthing the show
Badmouthing the tvGuide cover
Talking about In the Beginning
Roofie ‘jokes’
Rape ‘jokes’
Slave ‘joke’
Talks about ‘screwing’ Jensen
'Dean’ shoutout
Diestel turkey
Jealous Dean
J2 at JIBCon 2014 vs Misha
Thinks directors should lick HIS shoes
The dolls
Badmouthing Jimmy
Cursing out Jensen at JIB Con 2014
Goodbye Stranger gag reel
The 'i love you’ line
Talking about the handprint (tweet)
Talking about the handprint (video)
The whoopee cushion
Destiehell vs Wincest
Castiel’s role only in terms of Dean
West’s accident
Being 'comforted’ by Jensen
Shipping 'diestel’ sausage to Jensen
“By humanity, you mean 'Dean’”
Season 8 gag reel
The harassment of authors
The harassment of astronauts
Ice Bucket Challenge
Lap dance from Danneel
Croatoan Day
Getting Jared a glass dildo
Nasty Jared comment
Taliban comment
Blaming the show for his lack of roles/the main points
HouCon 2015
The 200th episode
Sleeping with Genevieve
Giving Sera the finger
The post he later deleted
His Halloween costume (with Vicki) as Roy Horn
His 2 dad tweet
His conscientious parenting
Another nasty comment directed towards Jared
“Does he (Cas) want to take Dean to bed?”
Gishwhatever is more ‘important’ than school
Item #52 for 2015 Gishwhatever
Nasty remarks about Queen Elizabeth take 1
Nasty remarks about Queen Elizabeth take 2
Implying that Jensen helps ‘write’ the fanservice
‘Joke’ about the gorilla that was killed
Dean ‘flirts’ with Cass
Misha grabbing the Dean cutout
He and Jensen ‘live it’
Valentine’s Day tweet involving Trump
Using his phone to take pics up skirts
Talking about Karla
100,000 destiel fanfics take 1
100,000 destiel fanfics take 2
His photo-op at Momento Con
Trash talking Sam at New Orleans 2021
Said that Jensen wrote a song for Dean and Cass at German Con 2021
Nasty remarks about Queen Elizabeth take 3
Seeing an opportunity to bring up Gish
It’s 2022 and he is still queerbaiting
“I’m all three” vs “I’m awful”
His ‘spoiler’ for season 8
Sitting on Jensen and Rob
Just being nasty at JibCon 2023
Ideal filming location: Jensen’s house
Being inappropriate to a 13 year old former fan
His “Indian” accent at NJ Con 2025
thinking about how michael & lucifer are parallels to dean & sam and the sexual symbolism in the fact that every old painting of michael casting lucifer from heaven shows michael fully dressed, pinning a fully naked lucifer into the ground, getting ready to penetrate him with a sword or lance
thinking about michael using dean's body as a vessel, raping sam and calling him "luci" while he does it, brutal and violent, trying to recreate the way Lucifer looked after his fall, covered in filth and begging for mercy while michael publically raped him, for all of heaven to witness
thinking about michael raping sam to show dean that they're not so different, that he understands, because he too had a brother who was pure and beautiful and who had to be punished (beaten, locked up, violated) for his betrayal (for leaving, for disobedience, for letting himself be corrupted).
i am so unwell /lh
dean @ sam: i’m delusional and like pretending you love me and pretending you’re in a committed relationship with me, even if you’re not. i will go crazy over anybody who interacts with you. want me?
sam: obviously
anywhoozie, you guys should follow me on twitter for more bangers (most likely the same bangers, but i am more active over there), i’m @ cannibal_dean
jealous dean but he grabs sam’s throat and slams him against the wall and grunts out a “if you try to leave me i’ll fucking kill you,” paws leaving marks and bruises on his neck and sam gets so hard he almost passes out.
“sammy, stop, gonna cum-“ dean gasps out but sam presses more of his weight into him, pinning him to the bed as he rode him harder. “get me pregnant” is all that slipped out of sammy’s mouth, his cock slapping against dean’s abdomen and leaving a mess of pre.
stanford era sam sitting on a dildo while studying, feeling so deliciously full.
he rocks back on it every now and then, but promises himself he can ride it once he’s done studying.
sam that uses a little too much teeth when giving head and pain slut dean that cums harder than he ever has at the feeling of his canines scraping over the sensitive head of his cock
if i were a ghost and sam and dean were hunting me i’d grope them so much
“gonna put a baby right-“ dean trails off, swatting sam’s big cock to the side and pressing his hand to his naval, “here.”
just the thought of it makes sammy all dizzy, breath hitching as he looked down to the hand splayed across his skin, “dean-”
“you’d like that, wouldn’t you?”
i'm your man, mitski
i don’t even have an mpreg kink but. but. heavily pregnant sam getting pounded on his hands and knees, and dean whispering in his ear about how he’s gonna give him more babies. sam doesn’t even need to ask to become a mother again, dean will do all the work, because he’s such a good bigbrotherhusband
i had a dream where jared tweeted “physically jared padalecki, mentally a teenage girl” with this picture
these scenes have cemented my hc where post hell dean craves to hurt sam to feel in control, while post hell sam craves for dean to hurt him to feel grounded to reality. they are the perfect sadist + masochist duo.