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i dance like a charlie brown character so i think itd be okay :p

its not necessarily weird!! its just different :o im very used to karkats being trolls!! all very different trolls but still. trolls. hmmm.

cantankerousgrowlery

CHARLIE BROWN IS A CLASSIC. PEOPLE WOULD CHEER ON THE STREETS IF YOU ACCURATELY PERFORMED A CHARLIE BROWN DANCE, ESPECIALLY AS THAT CHARACTER. GET A WHOLE TROUPE, REENACT SCENES. SELL TICKETS. THAT'S YOUR WAY TO FAME, JADE.

WELL, ISN'T THAT JUST SWELL. HERE YOU GO, THE ELUSIVE HUMAN KARKAT VANTAS IN THE FUCKING TEXT. TAKE IT ALL IN BEFORE THE HORROR OF THE SITUATION DAWNS UPON YOU AND YOU UNFOLLOW AT THE SPEED OF LAGGY INTERNET. WHICH IS TO SAY NOT VERY QUICKLY AT ALL.

#jikaru #YOU KNOW I ACTUALLY DON'T GET THAT A LOT.#WHO KNOWS WHY. MAYBE I ANNOY THE ADMINISTRATION.#YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. DETENTION DETENTION DETENTION.#(NOT REALLY.)#DO... DO THEY GENDER ANDROIDS?#AND. NEAT?#I GUESS THAT'S PRETTY NEAT.#I DON'T KNOW WHEN I STARTED BELIEVING PEOPLE WHEN THEY TELL ME THESE THINGS.

cantankerousgrowlery

u gon die

UH

#WHAT A FUCKING TIME THAT WAS.#STRANGER FUCKING DANGER EVERYBODY.

REMEMBER THAT TIME BACK WHEN I WAS FIFTEEN ALMOST A YEAR AGO WHEN THAT OLDER DUDE ASKED ME FOR MY COORDINATES(?) AND HALF OF MY FOLLOWERBASE AND DASHBOARD WENT "YES, FUCKING TELL HIM," AND EVERYONE ELSE FREAKED THE FUCK OUT.

#WHY AM I HERE AGAIN.

jikaru

fuck. dance with me, karkat. lets do a jig together

i love the number 13!!! its aesthetically pleasing to me

ok so. idk man. fuck. youre making me laugh but god.

are you not a troll. a human named karkat. good golly!! hoo

cantankerousgrowlery

ARE YOU SURE IT WON'T BE TOO EMBARRASSING FOR YOU TO STAND WITHIN TWENTY FEET OF SOMEONE WHO APPEARS TO BE GETTING ACTIVELY ELECTROCUTED BY AN UNSEEN SOURCE TO THE BEAT OF A REALLY STUPID POP SONG?? BECAUSE THAT'S ME DANCING, REALLY. ATTACH JUMPER CABLES TO MY ANKLES AND WATCH THE SPARKS FLY.

IT'S ALRIGHT, I GUESS.

I'M GLAD YOU'RE DERIVING SOME AMUSEMENT FROM THE SITUATION.

NO, I'M NOT. I AM DEFINITELY HUMAN. WHY IS THAT WEIRD.

#jikaru #I TOLD YOU. I'M THE FAMILY EMBARASSMENT.#I WAS MARKED FROM MY SAD SQUEALING BIRTH.#ASK MY SISTER SHE WAS THERE.#NOT LIKE SHE LUCKED OUT HONESTLY.#ALSO.#A ROBOT. ?

jikaru

hoo! that was quite a wall, wasnt it? hehe.

sounds like a cute dance :p

now, why would you think that numbers have anything to do with talking? thats silly!! its not like i TALK to all my followers. goodness. i BEG for attention, lets be real here!!!

karkat :o i know a few karkats. i like them a lot!! im a karkat fan. love those karkats. thats points for you!!

cantankerousgrowlery

IT'S MY ONE TALENT.

13 IS AN UNLUCKY NUMBER, ACCORDING TO SUPERSTITIONS PERPETUATED BY MY GRANDMA OR SHITTY OUTDATED HORROR FILMS THAT AREN'T FUNNY TO THIS GENERATION OF FLIRTY TEEN. BY THE LAWS OF FICTIONAL LOGIC AND CURSED NUMERALS, WE'VE ALREADY BEEN DESTINED FOR FAILURE. I DON'T MAKE THE RULES.

SEE, IT'S THINGS LIKE THAT. I'M NOT QUITE 100% IN ON THIS SITE'S COLLECTIVE FONT OF KNOWLEDGE, AND I ALWAYS HEAR THAT. FOR THE LAST YEAR I'VE BEEN ON THIS SITE I'VE HEARD THIS FROM THE 12 FOLLOWERS I HAD BEFORE NOW. WHO ARE THESE KARKATS. WHY DO THEIR PARENTS HATE THEM AS MUCH AS MINE HATE ME, THUS NAMING THEM SOMETHING OUTRAGEOUS?

"THEY'RE ALTERNATES, KARKAT. AND ALIENS. THEY'RE ALENS FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION." OK. I GET IT. I UNDERSTAND NOW.

#jikaru #I LIVE A VERY HIGH STRESS LIFE I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS HAPPENS.#I UNDERSTAND NOTHING.#BUT I LIVE WITH IT.#SO. ARE ALL KARKATS REALLY THE SAME THOUGH.

jikaru

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!!!!!!!!! ! ! !! hello!!! thank you! youre my 900th follower!!! welcome to my blog

im jade english!

cantankerousgrowlery

HI. EXCUSE ME WHILE I DO THE CELEBRATORY FOLLOWER LANDMARK JIG THAT'S TRADITIONAL IN THIS KIND OF SITUATION. IT INVOLVES A LOT OF CHA-CHAA-ING AND HEEL-CLICKING, SO FEEL FREE TO PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY AT ANY TIME.

IT'LL BE ***REALLY*** EXCITING IN ANOTHER HUNDRED, THOUGH, NOW WON'T IT.

CONVERSELY, YOU'VE MANAGED TO FALL ASS-FIRST INTO THE CLUSTERFUCK KNOWN AS MY MINUSCULE FOLLOWER POOL, RANKING AT #13. THAT DOESN'T BODE WELL FOR THIS WORKING RELATIONSHIP. I GIVE IT ABOUT THREE HOURS TOPS BEFORE NEITHER OF US EVER SPEAKS AGAIN. THE NUMBER HAS FUCKING SPOKEN, YADDA YADDA.

HI I'M KARKAT.

#jikaru #WHAT'S UP.

logs onto my secret second karkat blog specifically to reply to a post

#ooc #heres to you voidkind.

I'VE MADE A HUNDRED POSTS IN THE LAST YEAR. NICE.

#SPECIFICALLY 121 BUT WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT EXACT NUMBERS.#THE PRECISE QUANTITY OF POSTS I'VE MADE DOES NOT ESPECIALLY MATTER IN THIS INSTANCE.

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is it the nitrams?

PROBABLY, YES.

#audaciouslycatty #ABSOLUTELY.

I CHECK MY EMAIL. IT'S ALL THE SCHOOL SENDING ME ACADEMIC INFORMATION.

I CLICK OUT OF THAT TAB FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF FUCKING LIGHT, MY FINGERTIPS MELTING TO THE COLD PLASTIC OF MY MOUSE IN MY HASTE TO SEPARATE MYSELF FROM MY RESPONSIBILITIES AS MUCH AS IS HUMANLY POSSIBLE.

HAHAHA.

#I'M AWESOME AT SCHOOL I JUST FUCKING HATE IT.#AND I'M ABSENT A LOT.

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eeeeeuuugghhhhhhh!!!!

THAT'S SO GROSS. I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE.

#audaciouslycatty #THERE IS A NAME FOR THAT VARIETY OF FAMILY AND WE ARE NOT THAT.

EEEEUUUGHHHHH

puritychalice

#FUCK OFF.

iwillallowit

My sailor moon bento project is finished and I am tired. Very, very tired. =0=

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Bento - As Requested!

#FOOD #FOR NEPETA #QUEUE

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I don’t know why, this song always makes me feel sad…

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it’s sad because it reminds you that every great adventure has to end, you must say goodbye to every friend eventually, and that the power of these experiences will live on only in your memories, and even if you do forget…. they live on through your actions and choices from then on. so I guess in a way, they never really die. This is why my goal in life is to make good movies; to make adventures for people to experience, and for that experience to live forever in them. After all you haven’t forgotten what you’ve learned from Spirited Away even if you’ve never put it into words, right??

#MUSIC #FOR NEPETA #QUEUE

I HEAR HER COMING

FANART. I DO NOTHING BUT THE BEST OF WORKS, I ASSURE YOU.

#HAHA.

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