AHHHHH

she/her

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funny thing about the phm that could very well be my delusions: the song playing when Grace and Carl are getting materials for the Venus box is Pata Pata by Miriam Makeba, which I instantly recognized as the song used by Mark Rober, a former NASA engineer and current Youtube personality, in various build montages in his videos. I cant get the idea of someone on the phm team knowing about Mark and his NASA background and using his build song in their movie about going to space

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got my dm father to watch d20: on a bus the other day. he made it through s1 without (too much) issue, but I had to shut s2 off around the 20 minute mark because he quote "was taking 2 psychic damage for every second he watched"

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wanna get back into qsmp, but I haven't been keeping up with qsmp 2 lore. gonna focus on Schlatt, quackity, Phil and tubbo I think, what do I need to know before getting back in?

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happy turnabout trump day everyone. ive been waiting for this for over a year since playing aa4

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pro strat for when you're reading HR fics and someone says something in Russian but the author spells it out phonetically instead of in cryllic script, so you cant just copy-paste it into a translation app to see what is being said: have a russian bestie who can repeat the words in their head and then translate it into english

i know, very accesible

@eldritchghostgirl my goat

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cmonnn hollanov No1 tumblr ship!! i have 5 bucks riding on this!!

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FUCKING BYLER?!?!?

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cmonnn hollanov No1 tumblr ship!! i have 5 bucks riding on this!!

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thinking abt monty writing a book about everything that happened in CloHo, and since we know what the plot would be, here’s my proposal for what the book cover would look like:

double sided cover, so the back has stuff too.

monty, center foreground, crouching and aiming his shotgun at the viewer. pappy on his right (from viewer pov) and marya on his left (again from viewer pov), both with their guns out as well. pappy’s pointing his gun at a fehujar banker, while marya’s pointer her blunderbuss at an eyeless hand cultist in the air.

left midground, van is holding up one of the guys from the tabira fighting pit while max is punching them.

center background, olethra in the mech is holding up the jaws of either the imperosaurus or straka, cant decide

onto the back side, courtney is very far right, pose suggesting he threw the eyeless hand cultist that marya’s shooting at. torse is crouching down in front of a legio rex soldier, hand in a weapon shape, and freyja is a few feet in the air, as though she lept off of his shoulders, sword up to strike the legio rex from above.

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cannot BELIEVE i forgot this bit, but the title would be “Zood Oh Marvelous Zood” with the first Zood being at the top above Olethra, and the last three being at the bottom under Monty, Pappy and Marya

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thinking abt monty writing a book about everything that happened in CloHo, and since we know what the plot would be, here’s my proposal for what the book cover would look like:

double sided cover, so the back has stuff too.

monty, center foreground, crouching and aiming his shotgun at the viewer. pappy on his right (from viewer pov) and marya on his left (again from viewer pov), both with their guns out as well. pappy’s pointing his gun at a fehujar banker, while marya’s pointer her blunderbuss at an eyeless hand cultist in the air.

left midground, van is holding up one of the guys from the tabira fighting pit while max is punching them.

center background, olethra in the mech is holding up the jaws of either the imperosaurus or straka, cant decide

onto the back side, courtney is very far right, pose suggesting he threw the eyeless hand cultist that marya’s shooting at. torse is crouching down in front of a legio rex soldier, hand in a weapon shape, and freyja is a few feet in the air, as though she lept off of his shoulders, sword up to strike the legio rex from above.

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damn. JY starts off lowkey depressing

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me, about to go to bed:

qsmp going live for the first time in a year and a half: hola, me llamo cucurucho

[quitealotofsodapop]

Au where the Mecha Man Blue explosion had more permanent damage:

A bomb explosion + over 50ft drop tends to equal more HP damage than a four-week Sleeping Beauty-esque coma (even less according to one of the comics) and a broken arm.

The public are a little more heartbroken when Mecha Man Blue doesn't walk onto the stage, but instead hobbles out on crutches, his suit just barely hiding a pair of hospital-loaned prosthetic legs.

The right leg of the suit had already been breached when the bomb went off, and the straps that normally held the hero in-place in combat ended up trapping him when he went down over LA. By the time emergency responders and medical personel got to him, it had been a little too late.

Robert awakes in hospital to a strangely-familiar old man holding his dog.

Robert, blurry: "Who..?" Chase, short laugh: "That morphine some good shit, Robert. 'Cus I know your ass ain't got amnesia. My powers might've made me old as shit, but I haven't changed that much." Robert, blinks with recognition: "Trackstar?" Chase, smiling: "Yup." Robert, tries to sit up: "...why can't I move my legs?" Chase: (*goes quiet, eyes flicker to the end of the bed*) Robert: (*looks down. His legs from just below the thighs are gone. Robert is silent*) Chase, reassuringly: "The medics did all they could do. The suit absorbed a lot of the damage, but some acid shit seeped inside from the exposed leg port. Would have been a lot worse if you were angled just a little more downwards. The attending surgeon called me up since I'm still listed as your legal next of kin... Robert? You listening, son?" Robert: (*planning Toxic and Shroud's demise*)

Robert is ultimately left with two missing limbs, permanent nerve damage in his hips and back, chronic pain, phantom pain, a minor brain injury, acid burn scars, etc... all from one really bad mission.

Blonde Blazer still approaches him after the disasterous press conference with a proposition. Turns out there's a career path for crippled former superheroes - making sure the new ones don't fuck up too badly.

Flambae still threatens Mecha Man at Crypto Night - claiming that just because another villain got their revenge first, doesn't mean Mecha Man is forgiven for what he did to the fire-wielder. Robert discovers that he shouldn't mix tequila and prescribed pain killers. Flambae is left mildy crispy and humilated. (Think a certain scene from Rango)

Robert now has to navigate; being the newest SDN dispatcher, being assigned a group of disrespectful ex-villains, repairing the Mecha Man suit, all in addition to adapting to his new disability. Also paying off medical bills, cus physiotheraphy, canes, meds, and wheelchairs are expensive af.

Royd promises to "make the man mecha again", no matter what. Even if he has to switch gears from the mech suit to work on building Robert some kickass superlegs in his spare time.

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i ❤️ disabled robert

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seven deadly sin ideas based on that one post complaining about the lack of consistency

brings the sin out in others

pride: person that is an older and more experienced version of victim, who keeps complimenting and praising the victim's plans and actions

lust: beautiful person of victim's preferred sex, showing lots of skin, clearly interested in victim

sloth: top level masseuse who is so, so happy to give the victim a massage for free, for as long as the victim wants

envy: person who has slightly better versions of everything victim has, including personality and looks

wrath: TikTok ragebaiter who keeps spouting off bullshit arguments, and when victim tries to disprove them, spouts off even more bullshitty arguments, ad infinitum

gluttony: Gordon Ramsey level chef who just keeps bringing out food

greed: rich kid who offers inordinate amounts of money in exchange for doing small, meaningless tasks for them

suffers from the sin

pride: arrogant asshole who refuses to listen to others

lust: sex pest who keeps harassing anyone pretty

sloth: middle aged rich lady being carried on a lounge chair by servants

envy: tries to be exactly like someone else, but is missing a few key things

wrath: adrenaline junkie that has the shortest temper

gluttony: large person who keeps pulling snacks out of their bag, and takes any opportunity to take food from someone

greed: kleptomaniac with low standards and a bag that never fills

[dinguswingus]

> Rising heat signatures at the refinery

> Flambae’s going to explode at any moment

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i wanna know what they mean by “hes going to explode”. did red ring do sonthing that’s causing him to lose control of his powers? gimme angst of flambae feeling pain from his powers for the first time ever…

[clacy2812]

I feel like Sonar would resonate with that one Celestia image

support me on Kofi

ref below

[lazytypes]

shoutout to all my fellow cloudward ho fic writers who have to keep fixing that urethra autocorrect :/

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this just in. jockington most normal guy in hometown

@eldritch-frying-pan