can we have a pool, dad?

Two-frame Simpsons gifs.

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Max Cady seek revenge against Homer Simpson in Cape Fear (1991)

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i hope the family is well!

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Hello, this is Homer Simpson, a.k.a. Happy Dude. The court has ordered me to call every person in town to apologize for my telemarketing scam. I'm sorry. If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, send one dollar to Sorry Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. You have the power.

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Episode?

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How are you

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Do we actually have a name for the mean girl? 💀

i'm far too paranoid to reveal this kind of info

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How is parenthood treating you currently

it's pretty great. i have become an almost completely different person, though, for the better.

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all jokes aside, this is a much better representation of my experience having a baby:

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And since I’d achieved all my goals as president in one term, there was no need for a second.

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Great Scott! Don’t touch that. That’s the alpenhorn Helmut Kohl gave me.

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Barbara Bush: Why don’t you get off that sofa and show Bart your photos?

George Bush: Oh, but he’ll gunk ‘em all up. His hands are probably covered with mud and cookies. [Grumbles] He probably stole a napkin.

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George Bush: Hi there, neighbors. Uh, I’m George Bush. [Silence] Former president George Bush?

Person in the crowd: Oh, former president George Bush!

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