Stuff and things

30 year old, married, and geeky. Don't post much as don't have much to post

[capngbeard]

My wife is vegan and I'm the main cook in the house so I'm now cooking vegan. I made a vegan curry with soya chunks and homemade chappati a #veganwife #homecooked https://www.instagram.com/p/B94osRxnawO/?igshid=1qw44jh7ymltp

[capngbeard]

It's a good one today nothing but batmobiles 9 pages to go #batman https://www.instagram.com/p/B71n2CrnADk/?igshid=1q7ikpdc4cn4i

[capngbeard]

Page 5 done only 10 more to go #batman https://www.instagram.com/p/B7y08raHX6a/?igshid=ahvzosq0i2h4

[capngbeard]

Day 4 of bat man stickers not many to go now https://www.instagram.com/p/B7wcFTrH1Tt/?igshid=6zduz2zudx1q

[capngbeard]

We continue with page 3 of batman sticker book https://www.instagram.com/p/B7tz1q-novo/?igshid=jfznafnbsw14

[capngbeard]

Page 2 of batman sticker books #batman https://www.instagram.com/p/B7rMHerHvfI/?igshid=wnkjotsntzau

[capngbeard]

Well gonna do a new page of stickers each day here is the start of it. #batman https://www.instagram.com/p/B7orFJsnvHu/?igshid=o6g2rcwxq7sc

[pillowprincesslexa]

Europe is currently being burned alive and people still think climate change is a joke. It’s warmer in North Europe than in the middle eastern deserts.

Nearly all northern countries broke their decades old heat records this week.

[frogs-smoking-cigarettes]

Its only in the low hundreds in farenheit??? In America we get that for like a month or two straight every year??? Y'all need to deal is it really normally so cold over there that yall can live with a little heat???

[pillowprincesslexa]

If you’re gonna have an ignorant American attitude then please only stay on American posts. No one in North Europe has an AC in their houses. Stores, animal shelters, elderly houses, no one has AC. the houses are designed to keep the heat in. The people are not accustomed to the heat. A sudden climate shift like this is extremely dangerous to older people and babies specifically.

There are programs being run to inform elderly people what to do to not die in this heat. There was a heatwave in the Netherlands in 2010 in which approximately 500 more elderly people passed away than normally.

[adhoption]

One thing people don’t often appreciate is that the southern US states are along the same latitude as the Middle Eastern deserts, rather than northern Europe. We’re not competing with Texas, we’re competing with northern Canada. If Saskatoon can’t handle Mexican weather, London can’t handle Middle-Eastern weather. It’s not built for it at all.

[toebeens]

very helpful and informative graphic

[dynamicoceans]

These are box crabs. The male will carry the female with him until she molts.

Video

[squidersdoodles]

He just picked up his gf and left

[hothimbimbop]

“Don’t talk to me or my gf ever again”

[capngbeard]

when your wife suffers from depression and anxiety. You just gotta pick her up

[toku-joe-deactivated20180726]

Relationship Goals

[capngbeard]

Totally the wife and me

[capngbeard]

Ressurectionist nurse #malifaux #tabletopgames #skirmishgaming

[capngbeard]

Rafkin #malifaux #tabletopgames #skirmishgaming

[capngbeard]

The docs nurse is ready to assist #malifaux #tabletopgames #skirmishgaming

[capngbeard]

The doctor is in!!! #malifaux #tabletopgames #skirmishgaming

[capngbeard]

My latest models I got painted #tabletopgames #malifaux #skirmishgaming (at Aldershot)

[sizvideos]

[larebellefleur]

They’re not wrong.

[tookingabout]

Yeah, I’m seeing no inaccuracies here.

[throwingthisaway]

@hatant

[capngbeard]

literally my day job

[noblecrumpet-dorkvision]

Random Potion Generator

Use this series of tables to come up with random potions! You can use this as a DM to describe an unidentified magic potion that you give your players. As a player, you can use this when you create potions as a spellcaster or someone proficient in Alchemist’s Tools. Use this with the Alchemy Profession Guide!

image credit: Vera Velichko

Potion Vessel

Every potion has to be held in something! Roll on the following tables to generate a container for your potion including its material, shape, and its seal or stopper.

Potion Vessel Shape

Potion Vessel Material

Potion Seal/Stopper

image credit: Zoltan Boros and Gabor Szikszai

Potion Description

Roll on the following tables to create a random liquid! If you want your potion to be identifiable, try adding a telling ingredient to float in the potion. For instance, a Giant’s Strength potion can have a giant’s toe inside, while a Potion of Fly might have an angel’s feather within. A healing potion might have some medicinal herbs floating inside.

Potion Color

Potion Smell

Potion Taste

How it’s Made

Randomly describe how to create the potion. Roll twice or more on the Ingredients table. Then roll once for each ingredient beyond the first on the Alchemical Processes table to determine how each ingredient is added to the first ingredient. It might be mixed in a special way or treated in a unique way before it’s added. 

I should note this is for D&D fluff and narration and is not based in science. Dissolving Aqua Fortis and Mercury in alcohol will not make a healing potion so do not drink it!

Ingredients

Alchemical Process

Potion Effects

There are many existing potions, but I feel like a lot of existing spells could be made into potions. So, I added some. I based them loosely on spell scrolls but tried to move the better ones to higher rarities because potions are objectively better than scrolls (anyone can drink a potion, only casters can use scrolls).

If you roll for a potion randomly as part of a treasure hoard, be sure it’s of an appropriate rarity for the players.