[beardedmrbean]

[starsilluminateourgalaxy]

Vaguely Describing Anime

Akudama Drive: We cheer for criminals since the government is corrupt

Angels of Death: Escape room

Assassination Classroom: Loser students try to assassinate their teacher

Attack on Titan: Death. Death everywhere.

Bungo Stray Dogs: Group of weirdos rival another group of weirdos and a completely different group of weirdos pops up every once in a while

Classroom of the Elite: Rich/smart bastards

Death Note: Boy with God complex thinks he’s the worlds savior with a notebook

Death Parade: When you die you get to play games

Demon Slayer: Boy and his sister hunt down Michael Jackson

Fairy Tail: Chaos

Free!: Shirtless men swimming

Fruits Basket: The zodiacs love the sweet innocent girl, she’s so kind to them

Given: BL with badass music

Haikyuu: Volleyball played by crows and baby crow

High-Rise Invasion: In this world, it’s kill or be killed

Hunter X Hunter: Where’s dad?

If My Favorite Pop Idol Make it to the Budokan, I Would Die: Two girls are each other’s number one supporter

Inuyasha: Back to the Future

Jujutsu Kaisen: Kid eats fingers to save people

Kenka Boncho Otome: Girl Beats Boys: Fuck grades, let’s fight

Kiss Him, Not Me!: …..kiss him, not her

Komi Can’t Communicate: The definition of “shaking in my boots”

Ultramarine Magmel: Big scary continent vs one man and his assistant

Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid: Dragon girl wants to be stepped on by a human girl

My Hero Academia: Ate some hair and now lots of people want to kill him for some reason

One Piece: Pirates of the Caribbean with hundreds of twists and secrets

One-Punch Man: Man is bored and too strong

Ouran High School Host Club: Poor student needs to crossdress to pay off debt to rich people

Parasyte: The Maxim: Alien and boy fight evil

Pretty Boy Detective Club: Sherlock played by five kids who are too pretty

SK8 The Infinity: Possibly gay boys skate

Sleepy Princess in the Demon Castle: Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me!

Soul Eater: Human weapon eats souls with his partner

The Devil is a Part-Timer: Satan works at a knockoff McDonald’s

The Disastrous Life of Saiki. K: Legit psychic wants to be left alone

The Future Diary: Hunger Games

The Millionaire Detective - Balance: UNLIMITED: Rich boy and cop with PTSD fight crime

The Morose Mononokean: Boy befriends yokai

The Seven Deadly Sins: Demons, goddesses, giants, fairies, and humans fight

Toilet-Bound Hanako-Kun: Girl befriends ghosts

Wonder Egg Priority: Kids fight to bring people back from the dead

Yuri On Ice: Gay ice skating

[the-one-and-only-allium]

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[theworldsmostevilgayperson]

Frankenstein fleeing from his monster

[weaver-z]

The best trope in the world is when a character realizes that they’re in love with another character and instead of being bashful or cute about it their internal monologue is just “NO. GOD. FUCK. WHY”

[anxietyproblem]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Best.

[shmoobeardraws]

so i was thinking, what if in Miles’ universe, MJ was actually just Zendaya 

[queencalanthes]

✨ dancing madrigals ✨

[ratchetmessreturns]

[torisauri]

Some Rowdyruff Boys. Just reread MTH for the one hundredth time. I swear it’s my favorite thing to read in the whole world.

[godstiel]

Roommate psychological warfare chamber

[godstiel]

yeah kitchen

[lezzysel]

unplugging your phone from the charger is like picking a fruit.

[breebunn-deactivated20180414]

If you love someone, you will always try harder

[mememolicious]

ive been trying really hard lately to break through my television screen so that one day ill be able to walk into the arms of my beloved Luigi

[breebunn-deactivated20180414]

This is what I’m talking about

[biblically-accurate-soup]

Ah yes, the four main GSNK pairings.

disaster bi x disaster bi

hopeless romantic x denser than a black hole

fucking idiot x fucking idiot

hopeless dumbass x the most braincells out of the entire cast but can’t be bothered to use more than two

[throwmethatcello]

Gekkan shoujo Nozaki-kun is the only work of fiction i know where there’s no character development whatsoever and still somehow actually works. This bunch of morons just plainly refuse to evolve in any aspect of humanity and will continue to be the most stupid people on earth despite everything, it’s admirable and also hilarious.

[mimi-ry-967-deactivated20230319]

[heartshapedglassesandbubblegums]

A: I’m giving up alcohol for a month

B: Really?

A: Wait, sorry, that didn’t come out right

A: I’m giving up. Alcohol for a month.