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Call me Oxy. I usually don't know what I'm doing, but I will put in at least 30% effort while doing it. || Blog runs mostly on a queue. I'm usually away because of life and what not.

[energyprison]

oldest message in my askbox. i will not be posting it because its important to me

[piosplayhouse]

The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

[manyblinkinglights]

#it exists and it's 'feel how cold my hands are'

[theehorsepusssy]

[monster2001]

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

thinking about the guy at karaoke last week who requested creep by radiohead and instead sang, from memory, hey there delilah by the plain white t’s. with the radiohead creep instrumentals

[capnsoapy]

Britain is already one-upping the Wonka scam by making the LEGO Dashcon ballpit real

an extra hour in the brick pit

[nine-fifteenths-deactivated2024]

[passionpeachy]

the only people allowed to steal my art without credit are mexican taquerias who handpaint it on the wall like it's goku holding a taco. the rest of y’all gotta ask

[freemediaonline]

I can't believe you blocked me, just because I read everything you said in bad faith with open hostility.

[depsidase]

[evilweasel-cosplay]

THE TUMBLR LIVE ICON IS FINALLY GONE FROM MY PAGE

[archived1998-deactivated2024030]

You can always make a post that says "my pussy tastes like PlayStation"

[elierlick]

Pure genius

[catasters]

[ren-054]

woa h !

[soberscientistlife]

So many people do not understand the relationship between climate change and cold weather.

[koriel-12-deactivated20260409]

they call me "mr. bad at explaining" because well. um. uhh. actually nevermind

[glitch1920]

[evil-tboys]

[geosaurusrex-deactivated2015070]

I bought this last night. This is a total game changer. Internet fame, here I come.

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[xxspronkus420xx]

Holy shit what. This is like if someone in ancient sumeria had a camera